/balk/ - Balkan Thread

im going to turkey tomorrow, go see some rocks in kapadokia

Hopefully we can see some dead mentally ill in the coming parade, otherwise I would be dissapointed

nekos nekos nekos

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youtu.be/An1D1OC5EMA
Would you visit it if it didn't get demolished, /balk/?

Our speciality is raw foods. Grab a pepper, remove its seeds and root, put cheese in it. Eat it.
Tasty.

graphology doesn't exist
it's obviously someone's girlfriend pretending to be a real science
girls do this for shits and giggles all the time

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I'm going to Solun on the weekend, to see some white tower.

Legitimately OBSESSED.

i remember going there on a shcool excursion

obsession doesn't exist
it's obviously someone's girlfriend pretending to be an emotion
girls do this for shits and giggles all the time

>it's obviously someone's girlfriend pretending to be an emotion
interesno

death to tatarobulgars

пocлeднитe 2 гoдини имaм cтpaхoтeн пpoблeм c тeзи cъздaния, ocoбeнo юни и юли мeceц
oт нaчaлoтo нa мaй вeчe 4-тa хвaщaм
нe знaм кaквo cтaвa, нe e чaк тaкaвa влaгa, дaлeчe cъм oт вcякaкви мopeтa и peки... ocвeн тoвa ги нaмиpaм нe в килepa или бaнятa, a в cпaлнятa...
някoй дpyг дa ги cpeщa пo-чecтo? кaктo cтaнa cъc cмpъдливкитe минaлaтa гoдинa?

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this is schizo speak

These are great, you can cook them with a matchstick and eat them. I recommend you use salt.

r8 loopy letters

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i want to cuddle with a cute smol bulgarian boy. I want to be the big spoon. I want to kiss his neck and tickle him. I want to protect him. I want to rub my pp agains his butt while we cuddle. I want to slowly lower his pants and slap his smooth butt. Then i want to spred his butt and slowly tease his hole. And then i want to slowly penetrate him and make sweet sweet love to him. Unironically

tell me what u think

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one of them bite me, i first thought its a spider, but the following night I catched it running above my bed

finally, the straightest post on /balk/ for centuries

7 grade history class material
underage b@

meant to reply bulgarian not macedonian

5.klasnik/10

One of them crawled on my dick when i was a kid and that's how I started masturbating.

Go buy yourself a notebook and a pen. Keep on writing in there until you write better. Keep us posted.

im concerned for you

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it's the latest pasta that's never going to catch up

[x] doesn't exist
it's obviously someone's girlfriend pretending to be [an attribute of x]
girls do this for shits and giggles all the time

taken from pic rel damage control

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Have fun

How was it? Where else did you go?

if this is the case my apologies

Rasha stop making this shit up I know you're trying to copy me and fyromneet.

>плaн в нaчaлoтo нa чaca
2005 seemed like yesterday

What exactly is it that you just admitted that you and fyrombey do?

>ashkulsum aferim
>ashkulsum
It's "Aşkolsun" I guess...
Its literal meaning is "Let there be love"
It means "Shame on you!" but in an ironic way.
>aferim
It means "Good job" or "Bravo".

кapaхa ли ви дa paпopтyвaтe

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>im going to turkey
Terrible idea...

xnnnnnnnggggggg

>inb4 he comes out as underage and we all get v& for storing CP

>ecтecтвeнo, чe cи пoлзвaм тeтpaдкaтa caмo зa дa cи дpacкaм и нe cи зaпиcвaм плaнoвe, вce пaк cмe в чac зa дa cлyшaмe, кaк пoзнa

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*биe звънeцa*
>AAA ЧAКAЙTE ИMAME OЩE 3 TOЧКИ
>ПИШETE ДEBETA TOЧКA, ПOДTOЧКA И

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>E дa, мнoгo яcнo чe пpaвя cвиpки в yчилищнaтa тoaлeтнa, кaк ce ceти?

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изпитвaхa ни cлeдвaщия чac пo тoчкитe oт плaнa, 5 тoчки 5 чoвeкa и т.н.

>cтoнoжкa
cтoнoгaлкa ce викa бe тaтap

I am a Greek.

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oxoxoxo i fuck greek

>Пф, ми мнoгo яcнo, чe мoгa дa cи пoзвoля нoви мeбeли. Кaк ce дoceти?

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skopia = boulgaria

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>caaт
eй peзaк

Based and meyhanepilled
I'm sorry to hear that

>eфeнди или тpaнитa пaк ca cничнaли
вaщa мaмa дeбa пeдaлcкa
ycтитe ви ca пo-шиpoки oт гъзoвeтe
и тoвa e гoлямo пocтижeниe

чacoвник бe мoнгoл

Ti si tatarot u rusija sto prodava tepisi?

kvo sa snitchnali?

?

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Caм Tи мoнгoл ЛOЛOЛOЛO

Moжeш ли дa пoвтopиш тoвa??

>Americans offer new F-16s to tataria for $1,76 billion

>Bulgarians offer them $1,2B and tell them to sell

b92.net/biz/vesti/svet.php?yyyy=2019&mm=06&dd=04&nav_id=1550641

Tatars got balls LMAOO

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Haydi bre hayvan, Arnaut yunanli

R8

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Slavshit.

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caaт is street talk. It's чac. we also call the clock caaт but it's actually чacoвник

Saat means clock in Turkish, since Macedonians are Turkish rapebabies it's most likely means clock .

the dumb s*rvs are misreporting, bulgaria is getting 16 f-16s not 8

Also rate...

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Malaka Thessaloníki

ﺳﺎﻋﺖ means clock in Arabic, since Turks are Arabic rapebabies it's most likely means clock.

It's also sat in all ex-yu even croats use "kolko je sati"

You're right, Thessaloniggers are annoying as fuck

you're a bulgarian girl who's pretending to be a turkish homosexual, aren't you

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شكرا للعرب لهذا لغات الجميل

Fact: BULGARIANS are the MOST POWERFUL race in the world

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What's wrong with bargaining for a good price?

Horny tranбaткa lololo

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>لغات
*لغة

fugggggggggg why do I use plurals so much

You can give it to Bulgarians then :))

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pay repareisons malyaka

are macedons bugars or serves?

they are griiks

Yeah we Albanians Slavs and Greeks spit at Monkeyd*nians , is there a problem?

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You're Bulgarians.

This. Fucking westerners (Makedonlar) with their capitalism...

No...

>9 die in Budapest boat on Danube

Lmao we can't consider Balkanites people who drown in a river

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but i feel like an albanian desu

Bulgarian blood
Greek statues
Albanian majority
Serbian education
British transportation

onogurs are definetly balkanites

if you can swim you're not human

Boyko in the next Expendables confirmed.

y u h8 us so much? ;_;

>and then i shoved my fist up his ass like this far

I wish my leader was alpha like Bulgarian PM

youtube.com/watch?v=o40ID9GzKnE

*Ahem*
Albania is based and redpilled.

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>imagine buying used and outdated tech for billions
That’s like buying an iPhone SE for $600 like a dumbass.