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everyone below this line needs to have sex
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this is tranny yank
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Reckon an aircraft carrier would beat a tranny any day of the week

I'm asexual.

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@520
you can't be an asexual male
have sex

We're genuinely going through Kali Yuga right now. The end times. The era of confusion, discord, chaos, subversion. The fall of empires. A spiritual dark age. The rot. Everything is out of balance.

*shits on your sitting duck*

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FFS

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>pew pew my army could beat your army we have ten sooper dooper cool aircraft carriers equipped 1000000000 nuclear missiles and super mechs and railguns too

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is it true sex cures depression and if so for how long?

>trans people need their transitions paid for by the government or they top themselves
Hmmm maybe there is something to this whole trannie thing being a mental illness

happy eid lads

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About fifteen seconds
I'm still a miserable misogynist even after I've dumped my cum into a warm vag countless of times

I actually feel pretty empty and depressed after sex

we need change, and who better to deliver it than a career politician

I dunno I get laid regularly but still feel miserable a lot of the time.
Probably shouldn’t have been doing mandy every weekend whilst I was a student though

probably because you're a demented tranny freak

Suicides rates lower massively when given proper support. A lot of people would be suicidal if they're ostracised by family and friends, pity that the WHO disagrees that it is a mental condition

not in the least you cuck

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>pay for my surgery or i'm killing myself
sounds like manipulation and racketeering to me

I am fully committed to ostracising and disowning any child of mine that goes gay or tranny

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it makes more sense what the WHO did because its still a biological and medical condition and considering just a mental condition is pathologizing and not entirely accurate

talking to a cute girl on bumble who is fairly interesting and contributing a lot to this conversation
feel like there's some catch waiting for me

You represent something like 0.3% of the population, why do you expect everyone to accommodate to you?

Neet strawman, I prefer aircraft carriers

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no the suicide rates are still massive. They can only keep up the facade for so long before one day they get a flash of their reflection and realise how stupid and horrible they look

nothing like a pint of crisp dry cider

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there's only so much happiness in the world, and they're hoarding it

just be yourself it's that simple

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Of twitter whamen did half of the shit that they preach instead of stalk and harass other women only the world would be a better place

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So, uh, lately I've been seeing a whole bunch of wojaks being posted around that have ears. What's up with that?

excellent point
start by not lying to women about paid less for the same work, they'll be unwelcome in senior positions and that they'll be raped if they leave the house yeah?

lips look dumb
chebs look peng

hnnnggg

just like, dont hold onto that like, negative energy, bro

Another long hard day of doing nothing x

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you do you, bro

Recall when I was younger reading that left-handed people were more likely to become gay/tranny. I'm right-handed but my mate was a leftie, was always worried he'd try something with me desu.

bizarre

seems like once or twice a week is the optimum amount of time to masturbate
definitely feel good not masturbate for a day around a maximum of four then the feel-good stuff diminishes

Genuinely not attracted to women I know I could never attain
It's like my brain has been hardwired to cope, so I've lost any kind of attraction to them
Only ever find women attractive if they have some kind of flaw or look attainable to me in some way or look like a woman I'd see out in public

gay couples should be given priority when adopting children

Just been diagnosed with communism.

being left-handed is the result of fucked and inefficient brain chemistry
there's decent research on this from the '80s that was deemed outdated and has since been ignored
t. left-handed

>no the suicide rates are still massive
Yes and a lot of them are from ethnic non white backgrounds where they are much more likely to be victims of physical violence combined with being completely disowned creates and the problems of even attempting to transition results in it

the difference between sex and gender is that you use gender when talking to children

Ironically "attainable" ppl are even less attainable bc everyone does the same thing you do and focuses their efforts on them

its like were living in the storm after the calm
the sound track of the city is these sirens and alarms
but its home sweet home
sweet home

Trans people get beat up all the time for 'tricking' men

>old thread linked in to o.p.
yikes!

>Ironically "attainable" ppl are even less attainable
But I actually attain attainable people so it can't be that hard
Unless you're implying that 10/10 women are actually easy to pull?

Poe's law.

every woman is attainable if you know how to behave and can entertain them
try dropping the lookism mythology

Just been diagnosed with circumcision.

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just go for attainable women bro

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Go back to work Rorke!!

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Had a really, really beautiful girlfriend in the past somehow where people would actually come up to us in public to say how beautiful she is. I never got any compliments mind you, but it did up my confidence quite a bit.

Don't assume you can't pull beautiful women. My issue is that I'm too beta and fuck things up all the time with them.

Look at that fat piggy cunt smiling it up

thank god that 5'1 woman was there to stop things getting heated

State of everyone involved, get a fucking job you sad twats

YAS QUEEN

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lmao why is everyone that attends these things so fucked? left and right desu, weird ugly cunts the lot of 'em

Subhuman behaviour from everyone involved.

started wearing a tie to work

I'm left handed and trans

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Milky boy got upset

having a magnum classic

For me? Its just ignoring that transisters exist

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Me? I'm a TERF.

In my experience with women I've learned that most men must be boring as all fuck because women are always shocked at how good I am at conversations (I pretty much just chat shit about all the stuff I've learned about from Jow Forums or YouTube or Wikipedia or twitter or books over the years), so as long as you're not a redditrunt who can only talk about Marvel movies and Star Wars, or a deanorunt who can only talk about footie or Love Island, you'll stand out to most girls as something "different" and "interesting", which will work a lot in your favour

>but you're forcing her to suck your penis!
Actually that was her idea
>S-stop that's wrong!
She wasn't finished

Hey, pretty cool

british police honestly look wimpy
not saying that in some HUR LIMEYS NO GUNS way but they seriously look like they never have the situation under control

for me, it's semiconductors

Fascinating yeah, that's really cool
*doesn't look up from my newspaper*

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dad, I'm pregnant

True, but if you're ugly or 5/10 at best you need Jim Carrey's skill to at least have her attention and, hey, this is uncommon.

For me, it's graphite

no terfs
no swerfs
no fascists

>fat midget
>alcoholic pig skin man
embarrassing

middle age lady just popped the trump balloon
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*jumps up on the table and starts talking in a funny voice while imitating a monkey*

Who's watching love island tonight

Both points are correct.

no smurfs
no birds
no fatshits