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>move to alaska
>everything is 10x more expensive
>there are bears everywhere
>it's cold
>shit internet
aaaaaaaa yes

don't be scared

never had a gf in my life, lads

May Allah flood your life with happiness on this occasion, your heart with love, your soul with spirituality and your mind with wisdom. Wishing you a very Happy Eid, lad.

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Safe bro

Come down to Battersea and youll find out why were called that you runt

aight will pop round yours in a month or so for a cuppa

Trump might be a bit of a goof on twitter but that doesn't justify protesting and rioting in the streets. What is it that trump has done to be so hated by the people of the UK?

soiled my kecks in record time

terrified of cars
ban them all

.killed thousands of immigrants

.encouraged racism and intolerance

.hates the poor

.is orange

London is not the UK.

wahey lads!!!!

hes a racist, sexist, misogynist, islamophobic, lying, treasonous, ugly, gutless, slimy, fat, orange bully

Mate I didn't call it a conspiracy, Shaun the commie Scouser did
All I'm saying, and I'm guessing what Lauren said, is that there is a dramatic replacement of white majority populations going on, which has been in the works for a few decades now. How it's happened and why it's happened are probably for many reasons, but the fact of the matter is, we were never asked for this, multiracialism was essentially forced on us, and we've been told to accept it. Many people have justified problems with this, as it's led to some dramatic changes in our countries. It's a serious demographic problem.

xx

Girl wants to go the cinema for a date. I don't want to watch capeshit bit I can't really expect her to watch this 2.5 hour long Hungarian drama I actually care about either.

compromise and watch paint dry

i hate cars too
they are annoying and pollute

fucking BASED

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>sitting in silence in the dark for 2 hours for the first date

shagger you are not

ah yes
the famous wit of /brit/

right on!

bought a quadrocopter

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It's the second date. First time I decided what we did, so now it's only fair to swap.

>2119
>Be the last white man in the North of England
>Ask "Where did all the white people go?"
>Some brown commie twat replies "WOW racist, white genocide is a conspiracy theory, it's literally not happening, whites aren't being replaced!"

going to talk to this girl for a few more days just on the app see if she mentions going out and doing something first
tired of them going "oh yeah definitely!" and then either not showing up or not messaging me back the day before meeting up

how come leftites are able to spew great strings of fucks and cunts at their foes when im not allowed to bust out the n-word on 4channel

Mans just ere init

you sound like you lick fannies

holy wisdom shitballs indeed

poos ive gone for in the past 2 days: 6
poos ive had: 1

I think it's gone from
>It's not happening you're acting like the sky is falling
to
>It's happening and that's good

I love Trump Tbh

Wish we had someone like him, Great man

Boris Johnson seems like the closest figure
otherwise Trump is a thoroughly American character and you wouldn't find one like him anyway

What about Nigel

I volunteer to work with autistic children on thursday and saturday ama

That's like saying the German people voted for the Holocaust when they voted for Hitler. They didn't. Hitler wasn't campaigning on a manifesto promising genocide, Blair wasn't campaigning on a manifesto promising ethnic replacement. Politicians keep their more sinister policies hushed up and try not to reveal them to the public. In the case of Blair, the effects of his mass immigration policies weren't even that visible by 2007, the year he left office. The long-term effects have only begun to get widespread notice in the 2010s

shh rorkey boy doesnt like being reminded of that

yeah a bit
he comes off as a populist in the American mold I don't know if I'm missing something about British politics

used to be an accelerationist but since that mosque shooting all the kekistanis have taken it as their new claim to legitimacy so now im just a machiavellian ponderer

How similar is working with autistics to posting in /brit/

own the libs

machiavelli's has the best veal cutlets in town

holy wisdom shitballs!

Sure, if that's your angle, then "revenge immigration" seems to be how you see it. Wish you'd just be honest that you have ill intent against white people then, at least we'd be on the same page

The sky isn't falling.
white people are not going extinct or being replaced.

Might give the film "Dog Soldiers" a watch

>need to shit
>dont shit all day
>try to shit
>cant shit
>wipe
>dark brown paper
cor

Would deck his mum with little to no effort.

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(He's not wrong)

>That's like saying the German people voted for the Holocaust when they voted for Hitler.

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when I was a kid I'd hold my shit in sometimes because it felt good and I'd get these playful energy that made me focus on little pretend games very intensely

Claiming "holy wisdom shitballs" as a phrase for the alt-right.

dad would unironically like this

its not that its comeuppance

>shit
foy

seethe more mikey you fragile gyppo cunt

bloated mango mussolini?

>if you aren’t a raving fascists then you must hate white people
This is why nobody takes you seriously

favorite cheese?
for me it's cheddar or munster

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_Brook

poooo bllaaaarrghghaababbbab poooo me pooooo out bummmgghghjaaarrrlll

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nig

Had autism when I was 8 or something where I'd hold my shit in for so long because it felt good that I would start shitting myself because there was just so much shit in me.
Eventually cut the habit, but was grim supreme in retrospect.

why do all lefties look the same?

The vip paki literally hates white people and even knows about that mubarek shit or whatever it is.
And he told me he's white yesterday. Lmao lying little shitskin.

Stormweenie

youre probably a muslim

cant stand white "people"

based spastic

I'm not a fascist, mate. I just think losing my country is a bit shit

fell asleep on the garden bench again

Another crush gone on private on Instagram lads. Every time.

Are White South Africans just extreme Australians?
Quirky Danny or something

Lefties are only lefties because they are physically weak, they've essentially given up and just want gibs

Parasites

All Rorkes look the same too tbqh. Fringe politics bunches are all ugly mongs

Definitely not
There are literally more Muslims under the British flag than there are under the Bosnian one on thw chon

>I like Trump

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girl has a spanish name and very slightly mestizo features, earlobes, shape of the nose
is this it?
am I going to end my line?

If melted, camembert
If cold, buffalo mozzarella

Conservatives have been proven to be more attractive than socialists.

Politics is just acting for ugly people

Think we all need to calm down a bit.

>flag
>my line
you don't have a line hernandez

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>orange man bad

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