Fuck DNA tests

My results were over a third Ir*sh. Needless to say I was devastated.

Even historians can't explain these bullshit mixups but muh herritage fags will keep defending these obvious scams. 70 euro down the drain.

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>NOOOOOOO!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A PUREBLOOD ETRUSCAN!!!!!!! WASTE OF MONEY

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It is literally wrong based on my paper trail. My surname is German. I don't think I had some random kike ancestor 8 fucking generations ago leading to my surname being what it is. There's a number of other German surnames in my family too.

>I'm 1/3 tuscan
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

>i'm supposed to be german
nigga what do you think "84% northwestern europe" means? it has a third of germany included in it on the map

0% anglo
0% kraut
0% monkey
Feels ok

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Italian Americans aren't Tuscan, they're from sicily.
tuscany isn't in northwestern europe and germany has its own genome. the fact i don't even score trace germanic europe is fucking bizarre, its astronomically improbable for a german to get a dna affinity entirely close to the british isles.

etruscans are niggers so you just dodged a bullet

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NW Europeans are all very close genetically speaking. Britons, Scandinavians, Beneluxers, Germans... it's hard for these tests to tell them apart.

>thinks pieces of fucking paper and his personal opinion are more solid evidence than genetic genealogy based off of years of studying single nucleotide polymorphisms
Truly. An. Idiot.

Italian Americans are from America they aren't from Italy

People in America think Italians had such great impact on USA while at max it was just a couple of person at most

Classic anglo sensationalism

Wow, it's almost like this site and everyone like it is a scam
Holy shit, how are people still falling for it.

As I said, its astronomically improbable for an actual german person to get genes entirely close to the british isles, they have their own dna category and it doesnt show here. england is the first country listed for a reason and they aren't german.

my dna results were pretty based. now i can tell finns i'm 3% finnish and make them think i'm 100% american

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They always throw in some random ass brown nation. My brother is a cumskin and got like 0.1% Micronesian

so basically they are all nordic ie white?

>astronomically improbable for an actual german person to get genes entirely close to the british isles, they have their own dna category

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this guy has 4 grandparents from north germany

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Really makes you think why those trace brown regions never exceed 1%. Yet dipshits fall for it all the time.

Observe, pureshits

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I think it's accurate you just gotta disregard the diversity result

it says north western euro which includes part of germany and youre surname doesnt exactly mean youre % german kek should have done 23andme as well retard

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The fuck are you laughing at? What's wrong with tuscans

Because you use shit test like ancestry.com or other memes
23andme doesn't give you retarded results

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>mali
>nigger
maybe you meant snownigger, but that applies to all of those.
north (((africans))) are just southern europoors in reality
>b-but its west africa
meme COPEtegory

us brits/irish are not nordic we are just closely related to them

I'm not laughing at tuscans, forefathers of the italian language: I'm laughing at you, mutt.
How can you be so sure you are "1/3 Tuscan"?

kinda like how sicilians are basically Lebanese

based anglo-saxon

Mutt absolutely SEETHING

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>kinda like how sicilians are basically Lebanese

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Correction, I meant to put 1/4. And I am sure because my nonno is a Tuscan migrant.

this is the most american thread possible jesus

just embrace being a jew bro :DDD

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That doesn't explain why my tuscan ancestry doesn't show. unless anglos are uniquely a quarter italian and they just count that as 100% anglo which makes no sense historically.

What does the map even mean? Is it some arbitrary date like where the genes were 10,000 years ago? Or 1,000 years ago, or where the mutations were first observed

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So, one of your grandfathers was italian?
Very well. This doesn't change the fact you're fundamentally a mutt

Imagine being such mutted atrocidads.

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Mutt.

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Still makes no sense. Unless NW french and Belgians are natively a quarter italian and they don't know whether to label me as german and italian or 100% NW european.

According to his dna tests he's 98% british.... who exactly are you calling mutt
>inb4 kike and nigger
its fake, they do that to must aryan whites.

my guess is that their data model is trained on mostly american population, so it's biased toward the most common ethnicities found there. I doubt they have accurate data of every european population

Boy, you think I know what the fuck happened with your test?
And better: you think I care?
Personally speaking, I think all the guys who willingly give their DNA to these companies must have some sort of mental deficiency

MUTT!

Disgusting

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BRIAN KILLORAN

im 99% British and Irish you are 98% British and Irish.

YOU ARE A MUTT!

>user sent a spit sample to a private lab and now they have all his personal info linked to his DNA and he willingly payed for this

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Every American born in the last 30 years has had a DNA sample taken from them already. At this point who cares, what are they going to do? Clone you?

are you 100% he is from Tuscany and his family before him lived there for a long time? Maybe he was "from there" but they themselves were just people that moved there

>im 99% British and Irish you are 98% British and Irish.
Exactly you must be disgusting. I can't think of anything worse than being 100% British or Irish.

>im 99% British
brits are celtic, nordic, germanic mutts

Post face pic mutt then i will do the same.

>100% pure tuscan genes

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He'd have North Western europe if he was this though. He's a rare case.

1 drop rule, amerimutt wog

100% NORF

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I'm a Longobard, Frankish, Celtic bull. Ask me anything

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Yeah I'm pretty goddamn sure, the chances of being some anglo migrant by pure coincidence, despite the fact we know his parents and great grandparents are definitely not anglos of all people, are slim as hell.

What is this and how do i do this?

>Every American born in the last 30 years has had a DNA sample taken from them already
I didn't.

>are slim as hell.
You can be a slim anglo.

>he's from more than one place in the world
why live?

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My pure brother!

No, the British part takes into account the Celtic, Anglo-Saxon, Viking, etc dna that makes up the average brit. It would not show up as "Germany" or "Scandinavian" etc

>england is the first country listed for a reason and they aren't german.
>Anglo-saxons
>not german
made me think

>OP realises his 'Tuscan' ancestor was a British sexpat

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just google mytrueancestry, it is free for the first 24hr you make your account but you can just take screenshots
youll need to download the raw dna data from 23andme, ancestry, or whatever other site you did

Every so called Kraut/Italian/paddy American has at least 40% Anglo in them.
Count yourself lucky that you're among the elite with 50% plus.

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Just an idea, what if your mother was unfaithful, and your dad isn't who you think he is?

>+46 regions
dios mio...

Fuck off nigger

OP is a nigger kek
I am 5% african too :)

If you were born in an American hospital or have used one then yes they probably have, you just dont know it.

instead of giving my DNA over to 23andme for checks, i make regular donations to all your mothers and they seem to appreciate it

Except he speaks italian, looks italian, all of his side of the family is italian, and you're telling me he's a sexpat? keep projecting.
germans don't descend from anglo saxons. they literally have their own genome on ancestry dna. they probability of getting 0% german on this service with someone who's family hails from germany itself isn't very likely at all. pretty much every german who takes this test will get mostly german with trace NW european.

Also, Tuscany is the region of Italy with the most UK citizens living in it.

Probably just an English lad with a tan, we all make mistakes user.
Welcome to the club

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I'm not familiar with incel terms, but I think he's calling your supposed dad a cuck. Make him take the test.

I was born in France and never went to any hospital in the USA, but thank you for the info if I ever do I'll ask them about it.

A very Swede post

you aren't part italian your senpai lied

What's your origin?

What are your haplogroups?

And? Its still slim chance considering bongs are an ethnic minority. It also doesn't explain why my results are wrong.
And english guy with an italian surname, family and no connection to bongland? Yeah makes sense.
english is his second language, but alright.
doesn't tell me

all in the same region

That's why jews are the master race, they made a service for nazi mutts to collect and catalogue their DNA, and the cucks even pay them hundreds of dollars for it, fucking amazing

23andme has admitted to falsifying their results by adding small % of nigger and jew, in their own word "to annoy racists".

You have to be a complete idiot to give these kikes money.

oh no they've got my DNA I'm so worried, think of what they might do with it