Go to beach

You could just go into the water, but apparently swimming is verboten at this beach

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It's the 'Fall Gelb' plan, but the younger generations think it's about yellow-ish sand

sharks, jellyfish or riptides, most likely

Instincts tell us to

Autistic behavior.

Building trenches for their dirty kraut people to bury into

i swear when i was little my family and I went to a beach in Portugal and i spend the entire afternoon digging a hole deep enough so that i could fully stand in it.
I guess it's just a natural instinct.

I'm waiting for the simulator

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You are not and will never be german you dirty little slav

Arbeit macht frei

all you are known for on a global scale is due to us. Without us people wouldn't even be able to locate you on a map, so show a little more respect.

Krauts or the eternal aryans, are originally underground creatures, they miss their natural habitat

French guy here, it's an old habit of them.

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>open window
>hear spanish
day ruined

pretty accurate i would say

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that is hot water beach in NZ, if you dig holes in the sand, hot water comes up from beneath. These are not Germans and they are digging for a reason. You are welcome, krautbros

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German love of engineering

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it seems it's still hard, despite your best efforts
youtube.com/watch?v=0q_NfXjVrCQ

bonus video: austria is also hard to find
youtube.com/watch?v=zprIGHbqfdo

I love digging on the beach, it's just fun and pointless.
I used to do this when i was little. I thought i was really smart for doing it

now that's based

God I wish that was me

Don't listen to the turk, Landsmann

to take cover from bullets crossing

Why are the Germans so robotic?

youtube.com/watch?v=I9s8wPPmwhk

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british do this too

theres a holocaust joke here somewhere but uhhh idk umm......THEYRE BURYING DEAD JEWS ? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA xDDDDDD

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger !

I did this too as a kid am I an honorary ARYAN?

Why do germans occupy themselves?

prussian doctrine

We attempt to dig our own graves out of shame for the past

Digging bunkers, as all Germanoids do

this

so they can bulldoze gypsies jews faggots communists spastics etc into the holes

is this a franco-german thing? we do this too here

germoles

t. jean-pierre meyer from mülhausen

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Germans are the best people in the world.

never know when another d day might happen.

cute

whoa, a few hours ago i was trying to take a nap and i had a very intense fantasy about this happening to me. claustrophobia kicked in pretty hard. i imagined how shitty it would be if no one noticed the hole collapsed x.x terrifying

Krauts can't stop working, if they do they die
Based krautish autism

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no.

What else to do in beach but dig hole?

This everyone does it, tourists and locals alike.

My really autistic brother loved to do it too lel

Ido sand castles, marbles circuits, or holes, and call it a day

Wtf? I’ve never seen such a thing. It’s like watching real life npcs.

due to their piggish genes, they have to cool themselves in mud puddles.

In here kids go in the nude at the beach. Old people, too.

Its a cathartic release from the memories of WW1

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great thread. thanks Jow Forums

they just dig holes
meanwhile you will never make nice canals and dykes and islands, stulid brit

manchildren

They have to compete against the United States D-Day.

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