Why are Europeans so jealous of Brits?

Is it because they have to know English? Is it because we humiliated them at some point? Is it because we’re more relevant?

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Why wouldn't they be jealous of the world's protagonist?

you are laughing stock to most people

jealous of our good looks and good food

Most people have been invaded by us

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And now London's mayor is a p*ki, it's ok, empires rise and fall, we Spaniards know this well.

you have cool history

now look at your neighbrohood, your country is joke

Hope he's smoking a Churchill at least

>london
this place isn't even british. it only exists because the very centre of it earns us insane amounts of cash

wdym? only 4% muslim population, country is like 85% british white

he means memes, like lack of freedom of speech despite having among the most freeze peach in the world. Oh and CCTV that is there because people want it, and complain when it gets removed

you realize you are European right?

it can be used as shorthand 4 continental eur u pedant peasant

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>Finland
>Invaded by britain
Did i miss a history lesson? Is this before or after the hyperwar?

This is no different to yanks threatening to nuke countries as a kneejerk response to a post they find offensive.
Verily, poms are failed yanks.

Don't make me get the nukes ready Bruce. I actually like Australia but I will do it

How full of yourself do you have to be to mistake pointing at you and laughing for being jealous?

>Is it because we’re more relevant?

you had me there, for a second I thought your post was serious.

You literally have British army bases on your soil

wich is absolutly useless to you.
allied powers sought to restrain germany militarily with success. but instead we dominate you economically and politically. that base is the equivalent of the maginot line, we just go around it and use other means.

lets talk about british relevance when you manage to leave the eu, its pretty long overdue. lets face it there isnt a single country that britain can force to do anything.

This is a famously retarded map

They are by definition European.

Fuck the EU

Because of our natural superiority.

Nobody is jealous of that shitty island lmao. You are so inbred you all look like cousins, your women are ugly, your food is shit, weather is shit, and your capital looks like Islamabad 2.0

Nigger, you are at this very moment typing in English

We're Scandinavian, not European

you seem pretty triggered.

The "invaded by UK" map is a shit tier meme since it counts "invaded country which was was under control of another country" so for example, they invaded poland during ww2

Based papa country, learning from the best!

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>muh history

I am typing in american.

alright mate calm down bugger me

Why are brits so arrogant, not even americans are this bad

Really shows their inferiority complex

they're cunts
so cuntish i don't even have the right flag and have to share the place with a bunch of inbred scots

Old glory and delusions of grandure
Its sad

because they aqre gay