Culture Pals /cp/

/swolepals/ edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

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Hello

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Wassup bro

I wish humans didn't have to sleep, there aren't enough hours in the day.

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*masturbates to your qts pics*

had a 4 hour phone call with my qt this morning bros

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Not much. Thinking about how to spend the evening; perhaps I'll watch a movie.

hey

Thinking about those beans

I need to find a way to meet my Iranian in person. I legitimately think I'm falling in love with her.

Just got back from gym, did you go to the gym today lads?

i go to gym before going to work everyday

Damn, the only countries I could meet my Iranian in are Georgia and Ecuador because those are the only two countries which both Iranians and Canadians can visit without a visa

>qt
>implying hoes can be cute
Fuck off, you're masturbating to the pics of my bitch.

cope

> and you were a qt fatty.

I had the same impression.

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For those of you that met your online Qts, how long did you spend with eachother before having sex?? Was the sex decent? I feel like in normal relationships you go on a few dates, build up sexual tension and then eventually fuck. With online girls the tension is built through text but that doesn't necessarily translate into irl sexual tension

>With online girls the tension is built through text but that doesn't necessarily translate into irl sexual tension
But it does, even more I'd say.

I said I can't talk via WhatsApp call coz of the Israeli spyware scare and also it's weird to be heard speaking English at home.
Then qt(?) says what I said was bullshit and he doesn't want to call anymore.
;_;
How will I know about the future of the spiders?

You know the update takes care of the spyware problem, right?

I don't. I thought it was said it is still under investigation.

I thought they said they took care of it, hence the latest update.

I don't remember when the last update was.
Anyway, just ;_;

>how will I know about the future of the spiders
What spiders?

he used to send videos of spiders
Eggs
Eggs about to hatch
After the hatch

Why?

Cause were her babies with him. :v
Every relationship has it's own thing, theirs was the spiders. lol

Idk really. I thought it was a new level of frenzone.
Maybe it is. Keeping things neutral. I suppose.

Fucking weird, lmao.

>Cause were her babies with him.
O_o
No, fren.

It was indeed :(

>No, fren.
Adopted babies. :v

It's so fucking hot

32C here right now.
it's just impossible to live without AC

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Are leafs not allowed?

Only thing I can think of is meeting up in somewhere less hostile.

/deadpals/

Which middle eastern country is easiest to get a qt from?

Morocco probably

Israel probably, or Lebanon
>Morocco
>Middle East

What are best Interpals alternatives?

hello talk and tandem. Most other "penpal" sites are quite garbage compared to interpals.

Probably not Israel. I've seen another aussie user on here talk about how boring israeli qts are.

Been like two years since I used IP, any major changes lately? Also quit because too many gay boomers kept messaging me

there's nothing really. The site is as shitty as ever, if anything the quality of it has gone down even more.

Nah they just keep slowly bleeding users so the site keeps getting shittier and shittier all the time. And most people on there have been on there for years.

Leafs can only go to Iran on government approved tour groups. Which wouldn't leave much chance to go meet her.

We'd probably have to go to a country both Canadians and Iranians can go to visa free and only Ecuador and Georgia fit that description. I wouldn't want to plan a trip to meet her in a 3rd country only for one of us to not be able to get a visa

Georgia sounds nice.

What if i'm willing to convert to Islam?

I'll probably try to discuss meeting in Georgia and making this something real with her at some point. It would make my fast food wagecuck job a lot less miserable if I knew I was doing it to put my money towards being with her for real

>The site is as shitty as ever, if anything the quality of it has gone down even more.

What changed between then and now?

>I legitimately think I'm falling in love with her.

how does that feel user?

To be honest it kind of hurts because I can't be with her for real

It depends sometimes but I'm sure most would be fine with that if you converted.

Good luck mr.leaf

Why don't you just get a visa? It's not hard to get a travel visa to countries

Reminds me of my irl friend, who's so autistic about privacy he doesn't even give out his WhatsApp number

Honestly, the ideal situation would be me and her could meet in the UK because a flight there would be relatively inexpensive for both of us. But I'd imagine the UK would be suspicious of Iranians so she would probably have issues getting a tourist visa there. She could try to get a tourist visa in Canada as well but she says coming here is too expensive for her thanks to all the sanctions making Iranian money basically useless.

Now if we were talking places I need a visa and she doesn't that opens up Turkey as a country we could see each other in

Honestly dude, what's so great about this girl that you would pay hundreds of dollars just to see her?

I used to not give my WhatsApp for the same reason.
Now, i think i am being suspected of being a flat earther or something

Just go to Turkey then. It's a common European holiday destination.

HEY KOREAN CHAD


GIVE US KOREABOO NUDES PLEASE

No pika. Stop being a boomer pervert

How do i pleasure a woman /cp/?

makes her listen to kpop

allow her to peg you

be smart

how do i save my cat from hot summer when i’m away from home?

eat it

Obviously i already knew that. I'm sadly not Korean though.
Will try it
Very funny, w*men are all shallow thots
Some kind of kennel but for cats? or ask a neighbour to look after it

vacation flag 3

pics

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just broke my neck

is this because I’m phoneposting?

it’s a store but also an island

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Haven’t been to the gym in 2 weeks

Go now instead of shitposting

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I’m going to work now

is /lord_of_hatred a pal?

I RECEIVE 4 VISITS DAILY REEEEEEEE

okay now he is called /AnnoyingOne
why ;_;

>Myself, 39 y.o
sounds based desu

lads, just called out my qt on her fucking lame responses and low effort.

nigga why would I ask for koreaboo nudes?

You should start negging her desu

nah dude, honestly just sick of having to initiate the conversation all the time with her.

Yeah, thats my relationship with interpals. Basically, anything more than small talk and you just get a few sentences at most.

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fucks sake, She made me feel bad myself. Told me that she just didn't know what to say, and that she felt like messaging me so much yesterday but didn't because she knew I was busy. Hope she's being genuine and not some master sociopath.

Always assume all women are a master sociopath. It is a hard pill to swallow.

I receive 4 weekly.

kek

why only 4?

Non-Firstoid/Not Korean

Boiling eggs

Why the hell 4 guys have visited me in a row today... prior to it 2 guys as well. I'm not against penis-pals, in fact I'm talking with 1 and a half this year. But not with those 6. Not mentioning the necessary balance between yīn an yáng.

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What is that

That is a good question.
Why I don't have a picture totally showing my face and probably this as well: I'm not very active in the site so probably the algorithm don't make my profile show up so much. Visiting various profiles in a row is so boring and make me remember the orkut days. the views I get is from the person I've message, spontaneous are rare.

This but
What the hell is that????

Colostoma? Never have known?

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Colostoma?
Is this where the shit comes out then it goes to a bag?

It looks like an inverted rectum, but that can’t possibly be it