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not really about being hard, just not being a neek.

Gf thinks I'm some kind of sex god because I last ages but really its because I've watched all kinds of degenerate porn, have death grip from years of wanking and find sex boring haha

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Never fought anyone
More of a lover than a fighter tbqh

>i had a pole try to start me on me and a mate in holland but as soon as we didn't back down he backed down.

>got into a fight at a house party in south africa where some guy slapped me, so i got put and punched him and grabbed him by his shirt but someone broke it up. later found out the guy whose house it was carrying a pistol ffs.

>also had 3 teenagers try to start on me in kazakhstan, but i directly confronted them and they backed down

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it was in one of the two hollandic provinces mate.

I respect your decision moni but I just want you to know i think you're beautiful as you are xx

On this day in British History

>1561 – The steeple of St Paul's, the medieval cathedral of London, is destroyed in a fire caused by lightning and is never rebuilt.
>1792 – Captain George Vancouver claims Puget Sound for the Kingdom of Great Britain.
>1913 – Emily Davison, a suffragette, runs out in front of King George V's horse at The Derby. She is trampled, never regains consciousness, and dies four days later.
>1940 – World War II: The Dunkirk evacuation ends: British forces complete evacuation of 338,000 troops from Dunkirk in France. To rally the morale of the country, Winston Churchill delivers, only to the House of Commons, his famous "We shall fight on the beaches" speech.
>1944 – World War II: Rome falls to the Allies, the first Axis capital to fall.
>1967 – England: Seventy-two people are killed when a Canadair C-4 Argonaut crashes at Stockport.
>1970 – Tonga gains independence from the United Kingdom.

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once in germany, fucking muzzies tried to stab me with toothpicks

brit will literally eat its hat if moni comes out looking peng

*throws a mobike in the river*

once saw a gang of turks trying to stab some lebanese mong with toothpicks

Never hear anything about Tonga anymore
Are they in the rugby WC?

oh forgot to (you) you

who gives a shit you dont say "I went to Holland" because Holland isn't a real country you went to the netherlands

holland is a place in the netherlands mate

fifa and a spliff

she already looks peng you fucking idiot

aint you scared of letting someone literally cut your neck open, also whats dad saying about it?

holland is part of the netherlands
like negland is part of the UK.

>can't say "i went to california" because california isn't a real country you went to the united states
fuck off, paedo

but i'm not wearing a hat at all

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I don't know if they were Turks or Afghans, anyway, it was in Nordhorn

Pretty sure they usually are

CORR

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err ehmmmm

never have and never will be in a fight in my life, if you are enough of a mong to even get yourself into situations where its escalating to violence i hope you are curb stomped

Hmmmm

but its the netherlands

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SWEET MOTHER OF BASED

leftism is based on championing the weak, vilifying the powerful. all of the strong men in europe died in the world wars, leaving only the cucks to pass on their genes

all women should be rewarded

holland and netherlands are both interchangeable because holland is the old name and the netherlands the new name but itnatioanlly the netherlands is often referd to as holland because in the past yhe netherlands was a major superpower

hugged the toilfu when she wore sheer tights

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Just saw Death Grips in Nottingham. Not bad.

Absolute power stance on that chink taking the photo in the background

with lifetime sentences in prison

No one asked.

Not quite, the Netherlands is a country within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, just like England is within the United Kingdom

splifa and a fif

wish they would do on gp live

What about all the wounded and prisoners of war who got to return home and procreate?

no one ask but i thought it came in handy to clarify the fuss

no one asked.
didn't ask.

okay nice that you didn't asked

dying in a horrible death in a horrible war so all the "cucks" can go back to live a normal life and shag on my behalf

Going to roland garros on the morrow lads hope the rain fucks off like it did today

WHY DOES NO ONE NO HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEYVE AD A SHET

this a my gf
say something nice about her

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hao ling

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>leftism is based on championing the weak, vilifying the powerful
why do they all support the EU then?

Fuck sake lads could ye annex us after brexiting please.

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used to have a roland garros edition peugeot 206

not sure I actually like the new gf that much. She’s very peng but once I’ve shagged her im usually itching to go home.
At least I enjoyed the ex’s company even after shagging her

based rorkette

>aint you scared of letting someone literally cut your neck open,
exciting

>also whats dad saying about it?
doubt he'll notice

The Netherlands used to be the strongest country in the world

Thanks mate, no respect some of these

evolution selects only the passable, not the perfect
feel like a lot of people get that wrong

Im sad and numb and lazy and pathetic, ought to be put down like a dog
not "depressed", that's made up nonsense

leftypol BTFO

>after brexiting

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You're not arguing in good faith there, lad.

the heroes of ww1/2 died so i could have the freedom to not wear a poppy and the freedom to not show any reverence to them whatsoever because that in itself is a form of reverence for what they fought to protect much more meaningful than any pithy display.

t. Hollander

this canvas image that i took from wikipedia is the proof of that

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also is it true you lost your virginity with that other Jow Forums poster the other day?

thanks mate was wondering about this

Always have this problem with gfs
Reckon it's just that incredibly brain clarity you get after cumming where you don't want to spend any time with her and remember the single life

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certainly did not ask

>Got arrested for carrying scissors

You call that an empire?

Nah lad we're busy localising our interests. Its that spirit that got us into this mess

Anglo women vs Slav women

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i wonder why the dutch didnt participate in the scramble for Africa

true
(when it was part of spain)

blog on you uninteresting cunt

kek this is me

Honestly lads what's wrong with permanently brexiting?

it's london

There's two types of weather in London. It's either Sunni or Shiite

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the british empire is just a successor state to the dutch empire

love how sore these comic book drawers get at being called an incel.

you don't even need to call them an incel, they thesmelves are already so obsessed with being incels they autonomously make comics refuting the gravity of the accusation.

have sex

utterly based west brit

is that a mumu

lol

the only woman I've heard say the word "incel" outside of the internet is my fat idiot of a mother who reads too much BuzzFeed and thought Taxi Driver was an incel movie

the Dutch were feared among the seven seas

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Hillary was definitely fuckable when she was young