Fact: I can beat up everyone in Jow Forums

Fact: I can beat up everyone in Jow Forums

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Na. I could kill you.
All I have to do is keep my distance and throw rocks at you. Obviously if I let a blob like you catch me its all over, but you're too fat so I won't get caught. I'll easily kill you.

Beat my meat, cunt

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Based anti-fat rock throwing Finn

Are you grill? if so i will let you beat me with boobs.

I am literally the best Dota2 player on this website

you wanna go?

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>country capital completely occupied by janjaweed militas
>senselessly shooting people, robbing stores, raping women
>threw bodies into the nile river, entering hospitals with wounded and demanding the medical staff evacuate (to finish off the job)
>nobody armed to retaliate but despite that protestors have set up road blockades everywhere throughout the capital
>militias composed entirely of central africans and certain tribes here
>country paralyzed in its entirely in total civilian disobediance to bring forth an economic standstill and cripple them
>airport staff (ATC esp.) forced from their homes to work and one killed after refusing to comply
Its ogre....Only a matter a time before they break through the doors for looting or just terroristic murder of the residents..Honestly knew it was going to happen and didn't prepare out of insolence and mental illness

Does anybody know any appropriate self-defense techniques besides absolute compliance?

The problem is that showing the slightest bit of hesitation to comply means an AK bullet though

Doubt. I'm built like a brick shithouse, and I hit the gym four times a week.

I hit your mom from the back four times a week

I might be 178 cm high and 59 kg, but a guy who said he woud kick my ass ran away when I threatened him to break his scull, so bring it on, motherfucker!

>your mom joke
go back to your country, mbonguito

nigger monkey

>german humor

with that joke, you're the "nigger monkey"

You can't beat me if I do a 360 and walk away

man in that situation the best self defense seems hiding or fleeing. bu the fuck do I know.

You're absolutely right, degrading and emasculating but better to survive and encounter to support your family financially.

I sincerely hope with every fibre of my being that Iran and the Houthis decimate the sudanese mercenaries in Yemen, and attack Saudia, they've condemned us to heartless slaughter.

Sudan doc is that you?

Yes, howdy brother

Glad to see you're still alive man. I dunno, maybe apply as a refugee in euro countries?

>implying you could take on a guy that has been conscripted and has had military training

That would be offensive and exploitative to all the posters here, I'll wait for government institutions to return to normal and try me best to find employment outside

come at me bro

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