ITT: Jow Forums in 1884
ITT: Jow Forums in 1884
Robert Davis
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Noah Kelly
That's not fair, do you really say that we cannot have more land in Africa?
UNFAIR.
Evan Hernandez
how about this: we bring medicine and agriculture to africa so they wont die like flies. they sure will prosper and use our help wisely to industrialize and civilize their country, and not to just pop out more babies and cause a malthusian catastrophe. also, lets bring africans to europe so they can learn from us. what could possibly go wrong?
Jacob Williams
Vote Blaine this November! Don't return the party of treason and slavery to the White House!
Jayden Ramirez
Most of the continent is conquered now. I wonder where we go from here? Perhaps sometime we might have our own worthless jungle full of melanin-enriched people...
Leo White
conquered? das ist inacceptable. our reich demands a platz under the sun.
also i heard the chinese are getting uppity. maybe wir should band together teach them a lektion.
Ryan Reyes
Only 110 years until Justin Bieber is born. Enjoy it while you can.
Ryan Gutierrez
Been growing my mustache ladds. I hope I can take me to the heights of society. I hear glorious mustaches are a surefire way to get you top
Dominic Perez
not a surefire way but minimum requirement.
they are even part of the military uniform of many countries.
Oliver Flores
CLEVELAND MADE A BABY OUT OF WEDLOCK. HA HA HA. WE CAN'T LET SUCH A CAD BE OUR PRESIDENT.
Luke Phillips
Man I really like this new president we have
I hope he doesn't stick around, though...
Matthew Davis
Get out of here Manuel. Your wh*te ass will pay for your crimes against Las Yslas de Filipinas
Jonathan Walker
guys I think niggers shouldn't be slaves
Alexander Watson
that? they just abolished slavery around here, why people care so much about blacks?
Connor Green
German federalization 13 years ago was a mistake. The German dukedoms and kingdoms have their own culture, speak their own German dialect and were historically seperate. If you think Germany will become an economically successfull and stable country, you could as well just unite all of Europe into some kind of United States of Europe.
Landon Gomez
who will farmer the coffe then? the japanese? for the sake of the empire we cant just let a buch of asians in our country
William Rogers
I can't believe it's already been about two decades since that terrible war was over.
I'm glad we can finally leave it in the past and move forward.
Sebastian Wilson
we could use the it*lians
Evan Gutierrez
Damn it, apparently my carrier pigeon defecated over the stamp indicating what nation this letter originated from
Zachary Wilson
these threads were never and are never funny
Austin Phillips
t. franz-ferdinand
Ryan Diaz
seems ok, we make them settle in the vingin land of the south, i hope they just dont become some sort of elite and start treatening the crown
Dylan Bennett
>mfw just raped like 5 peruvian women and burned 3 bolivian villages
>I got away with it
Thomas Bennett
you only say this because the berlin congress couple years ago didnt turn out in your favour
Jose Davis
At least he admitted to it while your fine fellow Blaine will never admit to all the public money he grifted.
William Taylor
tbf it did, it was that or get IVAN'D
Parker Lee
i have fucking dysentery and i keep dumping wet turds in my pantaloons
Jaxson Bell
>I'm glad we can finally leave it in the past and move forward
Not the GOP at any rate.
(cartoon is from 1887 but close enough)
Alexander Morgan
Getting posted to India this summer, lads
Aaron Kelly
That war is essentially over by now.
Jeremiah Scott
Better together
Leo Garcia
>He thinks occupation in Arica is over
Carson Martinez
Ol' Jeff Davis is 76. I doubt the man is going to cause us any more trouble. Why don't we discuss the tariff or other more relevant things, no?
Brody Jackson
Porky sez if you don't pay his ripoff rebates, his railroad won't transport your grain and it will just molder in a barn someplace.
Bentley Evans
From the great ruler of the southern americas, the great brazilian empire, ruled by the mighty Pedro the secund, friend of the european powers, loved by the people, and hated by the smelly paraguayans
Anthony Gray
He hates being reminded of his empire losing more and more clay with time.
Tyler Moore
>some hothead Republican clergyman makes a Catholic-b8ing speech
>Blaine doesn't denounce it
>whoops, it turns out that the Irish vote
James White
By the sliver of a hair, Cleveland pulled through to become the first Democrat elected in 28 years.
Anthony Hughes
4channel users would have had very horrible lives in any time before the existence of the welfare state
Justin Perez
thou impliest that every 4ch user is a fat basement dwelling nerd. a lot of them are productive members of society with jobs, income and sometimes even (non-trap) girlfriends.
Adam Gomez
If Nietzsche were alive today he'd probably post on Jow Forums.
Gabriel Thompson
The Indian Wars are mostly over by the 1880s. All that's left is the Apache War in 1886 and the Wounded Knee Massacre in 1890.
Eli James
Finland was being ruled by pretty based Alexander III of Russia who was still favorable of Finland, appreciating our constitutional rights for autonomy and appreciated our loyalty. It's also speculated that he was the one who put into motion the plans for the russification of Finland, which his successor Nikolai II would then really focus on, resulting in great misery, pain and eventually Finland splitting into it's own nation.
Angel Anderson
Nobody cares about that. The real big thing we had going for us here in 1884 (specifically) was that's the first year the royal harness races were held.
Asher Perez
Women baseball player card.
Zachary Martin
Man, this empire we've got is fuckin' fantastic. I hope it lasts 1000 years, ave!
Adrian Barnes
>Namibia was said to be scarcely fit for a penal colony
Ayden Barnes
I despite Yankee scum
Julian Morales
GIVE ME THE CONGO!
BELGIUM CAN EAT SHIT!
Adrian Sanchez
Nice government Palace you got there Peru. I'm taking all the books and statues btw.
Luke Jackson
mfw posted at the falklands
Julian White
Tfw Heligoland
Fucking Germanics
Joseph Powell
>having an awsome Empire
Who needs that when you are richer than France? We are gonna buy the moon by 1950, baby
Connor Barnes
we wuz kangs
Ryder Butler
We have always been at war with jannies