Sales of Moster Zero Ultra increased 18.5%

*cracks*
*sips*
*ahh*

Now viral marketing with a wojak meme, THAT was a good strategy.

bevnet.com/news/2018/nielsen-coke-pepsico-dps-see-sales-growth

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seeing it here all the time has made me want to try some. Now I've found out they do Java Monster coffee I'm gonna take the plunge

Tastes like shit desu
Low carb monster is better

don't support the caffeinated b-vitamin laden Jew

I almost bought one when I saw it in the store fridge

the meme has much power

This is like some shit straight out of Metal Gear Solid. Corporations weaponizing memes for profits, spreading them amongst the more creative parts of the internet so everyone does the marketing for them.

How do you w an drink that shit. I can't force myself to a can of soda not even talking about this

not bad if your’re heavy smoker and have no taste buds. but i avoid energy drinks like the plague anyway.

It’s a funny meme but I’d never drink that cancer in a can

>tfw they stopped putting it in the vending machine at work
I think they're forcing other flavors on us to trial them and ditch extra stock

Kind reminder that the Monster beverage company is owned and run by Jews, and that the logo is 666 in hebrew.

the 30 year old boomer meme is really obscure though

Why do you help a jew benefit from a meme, make it non-brand, it could be any energy drink, never brand your memes

This was a meme on Jow Forums like 2 years ago how is it still going?

I've bought one every day since the meme took off. It worked. I laugh all the way to the checkout counter and say "that 30 year old boomer" repeatedly under my breath.

what company isn't owned and run by jews?

The state of Jow Forums

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Many
Rodney Cyril Sacks (born 1949/50) is a South African billionaire businessman, chairman and CEO of Monster Beverage since 1990. [He] was born and grew up in South Africa. His parents were Lithuanian-Jewish immigrants.

Thanks just bought 100k of KO

I just bought my first one ever after sitting on the sidelines the past 3 months. If it's anything like crypto today is the all time high it's only downhill from here.

I warn of ALL OF YOU
of Hebrew conspiracy - to SATANIC!

PRAYING FOR ALL

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Lol that's me

monster 0 destroyed my gut bacteria

lol, you fell for the probiotic meme and the monster meme.

Better get on a ketogenic diet to fix it all :^)

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Monster ultra killed my family

checked with trips of ominous reality which are half the satan trips of the BEAST

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