Which country has the most redheads, do you reckon? I want a redhaired mommygf, but I have no idea where to find one. All the redheads here are male! I was thinking France, but I don't know, I hear they're all sluts and Godless degenerates. My studies will probably take me to the US, but I'm skeptical of the women there. Folks will say Ireland, but they're gingers there, not redheads, and it's a 50/50 chance curse for a male. Meanwhile folks like Fassbender or Toby Stephens are redheads but look great. Chastain is a Med Mutt more or less, so that's what I'm hoping for. >inb4 what's your stat game Well, I'd say I look like a young Johnny Depp (minus the supposed donkey dick he's sporting; can't have it all I guess). We've got the same face shape, dick sucking lips, cheeckbones and eyebrows. But I'm paler, ~6'2" and built like a linebacker, because while momma wanted a doctor, daddy wanted a powerlifter. Now both of them are disapointed cause I went for Physics, but that's life, I say. The plan is to go for some Bio/NanoTech PhD and give myself the robotic eyes I aaaaaaalways dreeeeeamed of! And also make some guns and stuff, gotta pay the bills somehow and, well, who cares if some jigaboos down there kill themselves? They're gon do it anyway, might as well make some cash offa them is the way I see it. And hell, I bet God'd agree too, yessir.
Now, I know I sound like I'm making a fool of maself, but I have biiiig plans. My grandaddy won a 30k lottery ticket on the night I was born so I know that the universe has a lot in store for me it does. Truth is, he kinda gave away the ticket to the lottery seller and didn't get the money, and my dad's got a whole lotta missed opportunities in his life, mostly cuz of his Commie family, but I consider that ticket a sign. I haveta find myself one of them fine lasses, set up a Conglomerate, become Iron Man, make the prophecy of the Marble King come true, and then relax in a ranch somewhere in the Midwest with my kids and wife.
if you want redhead but not ginger you need to try USA, Netherlands, or Russia, although a lot of redheads here are still the disgusting ginger types that have freckles everywhere. The more 'pure' redhead are in the Netherlands, those don't have freckles anywhere they're just pink
Benjamin Morris
ireland/scotland
Andrew Moore
>not liking freckles Lol, what a gay.
Benjamin Jenkins
do irish/scottish girls like american boys? do any of them speak english?
I am a redheaded male of celtic descent, and I only like black women
Justin Sanchez
I don't dislike freckles or gingers, I'm just afraid cause my dad's platinum blonde with a ginger beard, that I could have those pale, round faced sons with neon hair. I want cute ginger daughters, but I'd rather go for a redhead instead of a ginger just to be safe. >Netherlands Nah, I'm not going there. I'll look like a kid compared to the giants. I've got an offer from some Arab married to a friend, but I'm not going to that place. Hm, Scotland does sound nice. I like Ewan McGrgor. I like Colin Farrell too, sure, but Scots remind me of Scrooge McDuck. W-Well, David Gandy's a Celt and he looks Med... They're not a dealbreaker, but it's the paleness I really do like. And they are a gamble.
>I'll look like a kid compared to the giants Hahahaha when will they learn?? Why don't you want to have children without manlet genes? Are you stupid? Get a tall Dutch gf man
Eli Collins
I'm already 6'2". My dad was 6'0" and my dad 5'5". If I find some 5'10" gal it'll be more than enough.
Lucas Long
5'10 is far above average for women in the Netherlands. Go for it senpai, Dutch girls are qt
Hunter Turner
This. I have freckles and it's a curse. Some girl thought the freckles on my arms were pimples.
Zachary Powell
South Brazil Germany Denmark
Jace Diaz
>This. I have freckles skin yourself
Christian Baker
Nah, I'll feel like a hypocrite. The Dutch are Nordics, and I'd be a Southerner going around, imposing myself. It'd feel wrong to go that far North. I mean, what right do I got? Besides, the cultures are too different. I'm too hotblooded. I can keep my posture in public, but I routinely tell to my mother "I'll put your head on a pike and mount it on the wall" when she says something dumb. Which is okay, because she says she'll lynch me. And my dad's lived in Australia a looooong time, so this banter of ours could create problems. His German friends don't get it. Brazil has redheads?
Jacob Thompson
>It'd feel wrong to go that far North You'll have to if you want good chances to find a redhair gf, user.
Well, that's why I was thinking France. Sure, they're a bunch of degenerate faggots, but I hear from my cousin who lectured there that they're lovely people, loyal friends, and have damn good qts. Plus, food, arts and architecture. The UK I see as a different entity of sorts, I don't see it as "North". I don't knw user, chances are I'll ship straight to the US after Uni, but I'm conflicted.
Jackson Flores
>Muttland user, no.... Also counting the Netherlands as north but the UK and Ireland not is really weird desu
Jeremiah Allen
>be redhead in muttland >redhead women are practically non-existent >can relate to the last lonely neanderthal
Ireland, Britain and the Udmurts of Russia have the highest frequency of red hair.
In terms of the frequency of genetic carriers of the gene, I'm not sure about the Udmurts but in Britain it's in the Orkneys where it peaks at 21% and in Ireland it's in the west in Connacht where it peaks at 54%.
Owen Price
Well, you've got to go where the market is, and I'm looking into making AUgs a reality. Yeah, laugh all you want, I'll give us Deus Ex Augs and you lot will shut up and buy them! It's my dream since I was a little kid, and like Howard Hughes and his Planes, I'll make it darnit! I'll do whatever it takes, make guns, cozy up to the US Millitary, burn villages, nuke countries, whatever. Hell, it's not like them coons are human. God'll understand. My thinking was to search for a younger bride, when I hit my mid/late thirties, all across Europe. >UK Dunno,it's just that it's an island and due to growing up with American/UK Pop Culture, I see it as a different entity. That bad user? Man, what must a man do to find his Nicole Kidman mommygf?! Hm, I see. There's only one ginger girl there though. Well, Russia's compatible due to a shared religion, but I can't see myself fitting in there. The Anglosphere is more familiar.
some gingers are absolutely covered in freckles it looks shite
Justin Powell
If you really want to get into high tier technology I'd still recommend the Netherlands, specifically areas with technology focussed universities like Einhoven. US will be going nowhere with their technology.
Even in north England, ireland, scotland and wales gingers are still a small minority
Jayden Taylor
what r u on about
Brody Carter
Yeah, I know the Netherlands are top tier. We've got a friend there married to some rich Arab who's into the business and they've told me to head there. But I don't know user, that place is too degenerate for me to handle. I'd probably moonlight as the Punisher before getting gunned down two nights later. And besides, I've always wanted to build a towering, shiny skyscraper. Also, I really wanna scream "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" and pretend I'm in the GI Joe while blasting nogs.
I knwo that they're childish, unrealistic dreams fit for a 13 year old and not a physicist (in training) but I have to try. If I don't I'll forever wonder, and I simply will not be able to live with that. Well, that sucks. It's not like my Madonna/Whore complex is making this easy...
my great-great-great-grandfather was part irish and I demand a citizenship
Jack Parker
Yeah well, my great-great-grandfather was arich merchant and owned slaves. My other great-great-grandfather had a small fleet, but the Russkies, the Allies and the Nazis picked them apart. I'd like to be filthy rich too, but I guess I just have to try and make it on my own.
Caleb White
>that place is too degenerate for me to handle Dutchies are some of the most normal people in the Europe, user. Just stay away from big cities like Rotterdam and Amsterdam, ESPECIALLY Amsterdam. It's full of degeneracy and drugfags and the crimerate is high. Complete shithole. In smaller cities and especially the South of the country, most people do their best to be normal. And when you live close to a university of technology, you'll be surrounded by aspies. t. moved from Germany to NL to study
Nicholas Miller
I'll keep that in mind. I'll do my PhD there, make some connections, then set up shop in the US, and create my own "Stark Industries". I've been reading Iron Man since I was a young lad. The world be damned, I'll try. Thanks for all the help and tips user!
You're welcome user, good luck for your journey to make Deus Ex real
Brayden Howard
In the USA redhair is common.
Alexander Perez
Thanks Germanbro. My dad's best friend is a German. You're good people. Thanks for the vote of confidence, it really does make a difference. I hear conflicting reports.
it's about 10% in all of Ireland and the UK, peaking at 11% in Scotland and its lowest is 9% throughout
Lincoln Turner
we have statistics from early 1900's. Its quite similar across the whole british isles with the exception of south east england where its a lot lower probably because of celtic and germanic dna
Ethan Wood
Makes sense. Whenever we learn about Ireland or Irish people they are usually shown as gingers
Christopher Martin
im gonna have red haired kids. hopefully not the ugly soulless kind
Jonathan Russell
there's some here but they are like 0.1% of the population
Andrew Cruz
redheads are fucking ugly
brown/blonde/black much superior
Ayden Torres
>chances are I'll ship straight to the US after Uni, but I'm conflicted
fuck off we have too many immigrants
Jackson Richardson
Black hair only works on Japanese, Italians look like garbage for example
