/brit/

i like lazanya

Like the one with the fire tail me

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>relative
*objective

MILK

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Would crowdfund seeing that pretentious cunt get beat to death

FOT (fuck off Ted)

hope those aren't coolers or cider
looks like those lasses should be staying calorie conscious

frotting is when you rub cocks together

alright
so what politics and culture are you passionate about then?

haha

business idea: organise with comrades and start a revolution, win the revolution, and once you've finished, say "we did it reddit!"

music.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZ2aDNSFHw

ahah

oh yeah and i'm pretty quick witted

gee mister you’ve got a boner!

he's right desu
he just phrases things weirdly as part of his gimmick

If it wasn't weird to do so I'd probably covert to Islam

it's a vodka soda that's all the rage with girls here

>22
damn wywimmin be like milk alrite

tell me something I don’t know

Shite

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ZwnbYqeK8

oh yeah i know
couldn't make out the brand
i know though

why would it be weird?

soz -_-

shut up virgin, you can't get it outside of NS, PEI and ON

um that sounds hard and exclusionary to people of cowardice
let's just throw fast food at people the media says are bad, that will fix society!

could not in the least care about the union as an englishman
would love independence desu

respect my fuck

I’m an Englishman

willy

bouqet residence lady of the house speaking

i'm a Marxist

*arrests u*

Was traipsing through the narrow streets of dublin city nowhere when out from behind a bin jumped a snarling nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=u9LYvER9Lao

That sounds scary
You’re in my thoughts and prayers

But in all fairness scenes and subcultures get way more exposure when groupies start fucking them up for attention.
Unfortunately this makes the now mainstream subculture shitty because you have begun attracting scene sluts and of course, men who don't "get it" but just follow trends and women around. (the masses)

cat yank made a thread about getting called ugly lol

turned on translate in the Finnish general and instead of a "(You)" I got a "(You) I was"

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gawdam

nice joke son
also never been east of the rockies so you're confused

Yeah I'd say overall I'm quite fond of Gen IV.

I'm a Jow Forums girl....need a Jow Forums boy cause i'm a Jow Forums girl xDDDD
this is my thing too guize

*Strolls in demanding a petting*

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so then how would you know what blue lobster vodka soda is

reckon me getting 40% on a uni major essay when ive never got below a B on one is the worst thing which has ever happend to naybody

Vile creature

on /ck/ replying to peoples posts with also im gay if that helps and such

grrrrrrrrr

kollannaankenenan klakakanuuanennna sau ja moi trenaagaardenena kylpyhuone

I could tell they were coolers and not beer.
I'm aware coolers are popular among young women.
Sorry I don't know your backwoods nova scotia local brew you fucking faggot.

Lachie here lads. I'm back in hospital. I stabbed myself in the throat with a sharp knife.

Its my thing sweetheart

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girls drink it because it has zero calories
you don't know what you're talking about

now that fact can't actually make you do or not do anything
but its something you need to accept anyway

>heres your pasta bro

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why would you do this?

On the bus right now lads.

Vodka has calories so thats impossible. You can have zero calorie soda in there but you can't have "zero calorie vodka"

*waves my finger at you*
bad lachlan! bad!

To try & kill myself.

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post a pic of your neck

zero calories besides the vodka, unlike other coolers

Kk

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horny desu

janny

How do I know you are not bsing

We know that you bellend, he's asking why you tried to kill yourself.

why are you such a retarded fuck up?

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Is this a dude? Fuck off

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Hips are wider than shoulders so no

what's the teen looking for lifting advice's gun?

wish something would just work out for once
if the rest of my life is like this I'm going to do something drastic

sending loads of positive energy your way

Why are people making out the Love Island lad is a world renowned boxer?
>He's only got a couple of wins against journeymen who are paid to lose.

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Doorman, let me in the door
Spent all my money, you ain't getting no more

>journeymen who are paid to lose
Paid by who?

i'm starting with the man in the mirror
i'm asking him to change his ways
and no message could have been any clearer

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mikey

Got a real cool unorthodox piece of nationalist socialist memorabilia in at post box from estonia lads.
One of a kind, not a medal or cloth piece off a uniform. This is my Christmas de lads. I'll show you later.

the issue is I generally like living but don't want anyone else to
what's the opposite of suicide?

>High key manic pixie dream girl with Ramona flowers vibes
ah yes

The promoter...