How the hell do my parents expect me to eventually purchase a house in SOCAL

How the hell do my parents expect me to eventually purchase a house in SOCAL

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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and give firm handshakes. It's easy.

Move to west virginia

They did it, zoomer, why can't you?

kill them and inherit theirs

you probably have family in Oklahoma, try moving back here for a bit and see how you like it.

they purchased our current house for 80k, the houses here now average 800k

>Hello, Mr. [job creator] my name is Saddam Muhammad Osama Abdelkadir Saifallah Al-Husseini but you can call me Sam

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That's why I'm not staying

Move out to the Great Plains, there are tons of cheap houses.

My friend and I graduated together and we both make ~70k a year. His parents forced him to buy a house (cosigned with parents) while I am spending a bunch of my money on travel. We are both socially retarded virgins so getting a gf is out of the picture. Did I do the right thing by not buying a house at 22?

I'd rather be homeless in California than own a mansion in West Virginia

Yes, just pay off any debt, save money, and get a house when youre ready or when the housing market crashes again

kill your boomer parents and take their house

Move to Texas or Washington. They absolutely love Californians from what I hear

No a house is an investment you coulda flipped

What's the problem? just go to your local McDicks, shake the owner's hand firmly and ask him for a job.

>SOCAL
Mind as well save money and buy yourself a mansion in Mexico.

Buy a house in Oregon. Houses are much cheaper there.

idk but please for the love of god stay there

Okay but would you want to stay even if you could afford it? Socal is a nightmare

You have been there?

Yes, experiences are better than possessions, don't listen to the boomers

YES I am Californian
YES I say dude every other word
YES I vote democrat
NO I will not leave your state
NO I will not stop complaining about how shit your weather is
NO I will not stop smoking weed

0 debt
i guess but a 500k mortgage at 22 is just unattractive
good point