American suburbs creep me out

American suburbs creep me out.

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mine's p comfy

looking at this just gives me anxiety holy shit

>OH MY GOD, A SAFE, CLEAN, SPACIOUS HOME!?!! YIKES NO THANKS! I'D RATHER LIVE IN A SHOEBOX IN THE CITY WITH ALL OF MY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FRIENDS! THAT WAY I CAN JUST HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL BUDDHIST OXYGEN BAR WITHOUT EVEN USING A CAR!

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who hurt you?

why dont just build a tower and save land

Most suburbs don't look like that. But ok

that's communist

Based, love you my Hebrew frenno

The real-estate prices in this country.

>save land
we arent a shitty island we dont need to save land

Now i see why everyone here dislike you, you are hateful

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rather get stuck in traffic on your driveway every morning

Because countries like America and Australia have plenty of land to spare.
Also we have home ownership ingrained in our culture for better or worse.

>culture

we have plenty of land too but still can embrace dense living in cities and spread out properly in rural areas. those enormous neighborhoods are just awful all in all. why not spread out a bit more do you could have an actual yard to go with your house? those suburbs are basically just 1storey commieblocks, equally depressing if not worse.

>WHAT?! YOU DON'T HATE A HOUSE JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE OTHER HOUSES? WOW JUST WOW SO HATEFUL

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Life is not meant to be lived inside a wooden box.

>90% of Mexicans live like this
>LOL @least we dont live in suburbs LOL
Cringe, and everyone hates you beaners

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>B-B-B-BUT IT LOOKS BAD FROM AN AERIAL POINT OF VIEW
yeah who cares

Americans seem unusually susceptible to retarded ideas: circumcision, single-use zoning, we take weird stuff that the rest of the world rejects and make it the norm.

Our rural properties are more spread out.

No? where are you typing this from, your jungle treetop abode?

>we have plenty of land too
All of your land is an arctic wasteland

Doesn’t look that great up close either

this is not the norm and looks like some shit desert state, most are much more green, have parks, and arent so cramped

something like that

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I don't know what fucking hellhole that place is, here's what suburbs look like where I live

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>those suburbs are basically just 1storey commieblocks
They're detached houses though. Everyone has their own building.

But most Yuros and asians who post stuff like this live in a concrete jungle. Why is having to live packed together like sardines better than at least having a whole house to yourself regardless of how large the grounds surrounding it are?

then why do 70% of the country live in suburbs? sorry your incel opinion isn't the norm

Ugly kike please go

Oh, but an even smaller concrete box surrounded by other rats in their cage is better. Fuck off retard

Oh shit you're Monaco, I thought you were Indonesia. Get a better fucking flag.

Also, I'd rather live in a suburb that in a dense dirty city apartment building.

>Life is not meant to be lived in a wooden box, it's meant to be lived in a concrete box where you constantly hear people blasting nigger music, beating their wives, or stomping around above you.

The answer is obviously cost. Suburbs are cheaper for a number of reasons.

They’re mass produced, cheap quality “homes”. You live in the equivalent of Velveeta “cheese”.

both suburbs and city living is unnatural, small cities/towns with some nature are much more comfy + have a sense of community

>The answer is obviously cost. Suburbs are cheaper for a number of reasons.
Do you think living in a suburb is cheaper than living in a cramped apartment? If you do you don't have a brain.

except in those "concrete boxes" you are able to go various places close by. in the american suburb you are just surrounded by nothing but homes. you are trapped there.

t. Jow Forums

Not all of them are like that. This is a suburb. What you're thinking of are really planned developments.

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That's why so many horror movies happen there. There's no sense of trust or community, I can totally see myself getting murdered and everyone just kinda locking their doors or shooting in my direction.

Per square foot? Fuck yes.

It’s way easier to buy a 5000 square foot house in the middle of bumfuck, suburbia.

Now go try finding a 5000 square foot apartment for sale in midtown Manhattan.
And good luck affording it if you’re not making an 8 figure salary.

They have cars.

this looks fucking awful.

>Live in suburb of LA, pay 1400 per month for a 3 bedroom home, neighbors are white and kids still play out with no fear of gangs
>Live in downtown LA, 3500 rent per month, niggers constantly doing drive by's, Mexicans at every bus stop trying to sell Oranges, Cholo mad dogging you and saying "where u from foo??"
No thank you, if you actually left your moms basement, you'd realize most American cities down town are absolute shit.

>spend half your day driving to just to go to work/shopping/etc
really exciting

>Now go try finding a 5000 square foot apartment for sale in midtown Manhattan.
>And good luck affording it if you’re not making an 8 figure salary.
Why are you comparing a suburb in bumfuck nowhere with an apartment in fucking Manhattan? Buying a house on Long Island is a fuckton more expensive than renting an apartment in the city, that's a far better comparison.

sure, but they're built so densely that theres hardly any space between them. it's like everything in america, really, doing only the bare minimum to justify using a word that people like. ("its italian leather" when what makes italian leather special is the handcraft that went into making it, but mutts just buy wholesale trash and let some drunk minimum wagie buther the thing, just to get to call it "italian leather". same with pretty much everything.) to me a detached house is one you can take a piss on the yard and shag your wife on the lawn without anyone knowing or caring. it'd be hard to do either when your yard is less than the width of your shoulders. one where you can let your dog run free in the yard without having to worry about whether it's shit is going to land on your doormat or the neighbors.

suburbs suck, and I live in one, the kind that has swarms of families from poorer neighborhoods driving up on Halloween.
It's Bland, boring, and can't wait to move to a town or city when I grow up.

WOAH youre tell me that housing in the middle of nowhere is cheaper than the richest part of the most densely populated city in the US? Stop the fucking presses boys I think we have the next Einstein

Why do you assume they're all like the brand new boomer developments in the southwest? Does this place creep you out too?

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Yes everyone wants to live next to the pure and majestic white people.

You’re full of shit. White people in America are just as bad as niggers. You’re all cultureless “HURRR FOOTBAAAAAAAALLL!!” yelling pink skinned drunk faggots.
Bunch of dirty meth heads.

And yes, I’m an Arab immigrant. First generation. No I will not go back. I will continue to penetrate my white girlfriend while my mom plans my marriage to an obedient girl back home. Fuck you.

>Half the day
Are you stupid?

Suburb houses are only like that in areas that are otherwise inhospitable, like South Cali and New Mexico. Watch Breaking Bad for example, the house Walter lives in is a prime example of the sorts of houses OP posted. However for people like me who grew up in Northeastern suburbs the houses looked more like this, where I grew up.

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I can careless if you're fucking whites lol, do i look like an Incel to you? Pretty cringe though all around

Well I’m not the one who tried to make the point that housing in the suburbs is more expensive than city housing LMAO

It's like if Mcdonalds sold housrs

The suburb in OPs pic is far from the norm for yard sizes. Small yards like those are typically in desert states that will mostly just be sand yards anyways which isnt that appealing compared to a nice grass yard elsewhere. I suggest you stop taking cherry picked images as the norm next time

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I could never live in such a soulless place. Give me either a comfy place in the country, or something simple in a small town.

i'm not even Jow Forums, but you can't tell me living in a fuckhuge modern city where everything is stacked on top of each other is natural, or a suburban commieblock

You know what’s cringe? Pretending like you’re so much better than mexishits and niggers.

The ONLY people that have any merit in this country are first generation immigrants from the old world. Europe, the Middle East, Asia, and the Indian subcontinent.

You Americans who have been living here for 5+ generations are cultureless slobs and mutts. MUH FOOTBALL.

It sucks because my great grand children are probably gonna become just as bad if we don’t keep our culture in tact.

>lapdog mode: ON

Nice job, you pawn, the master is pleased.

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>when I grow up.

Yeah I wanted to live in an exciting metropolis when I was 14 too, now that I'm grown up I just want a nice spacious, detached house with a yard in an environment that isn't polluted and noisy.

No one ever made that claim you absolute smoothbrain chimp. They compared suburb house vs apartment, no one said city

Have sex

Stop having sex

Roman legacy

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>It’s way easier to buy a 5000 square foot house in the middle of bumfuck, suburbia.


suburbs aren't bumfuck m8, they're close to cities. it's just where people who work in the city live often times (or outside the city), they still have many city conveniences.

yes people live outside the city because its safer and more affordable it isn't rocket science. you'd be retarded to live in a city if you're middle class. plus cities are loud as shit at night. and its slow to get around them.

>friend moved to a different suburb
>whole neighborhood is full of dead-end roads, cul-de-sac and no side walk, a walk to 7-11 takes 30 mins or so.
Literally why, also fk cagers and their mobile deathtrap.

This man gets it.

Have sex, preferably with your friend

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you realize america has cities just like this right? and way more of them than your shitty country?

we have suburbs, cities, desolate rural areas, small towns, medium sized cities, whatever you want.

Extremely based, greatest ally after all

>to me a detached house is one you can take a piss on the yard and shag your wife on the lawn without anyone knowing or caring.
What you feel a detached house should be has no bearing on what actually is a detached house.

only city slightly comparable is honolulu and that isn't even american clay

>>spend half your day driving to just to go to work/shopping/etc

vs.

>spend half your day stuck in line, wading through crowds, getting through traffic via bus/uber/taxi

even if you use the subway it's packed and full of people and the sidewalks are still packed and you can literally be waiting for 2 hours to get a fucking pizza in the city. you have to make reservations for everything. EVERYTHING. even just trying to buy popcorn can take like 1 hour of waiting in a line

>equating owning a house that is your property entirely to being a contract-bound goober in a grey tower-block you have to share in close quarters with randos.

>Honolulu
>Unironically using clay
Incel detected.

Yes, that is typically how immigration from shitholes to a rich country works when separated by oceans, due to brain drain most first gen immigrants will be better than native citizens in merit and pay. That isnt to say that all the native citizens are mouthbreathers though

They don't look so bad on the ground

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Now separate the houses a bit more add greenery, maybe a shed or workshop, home gym, etc

So you think living in a commie block like you have is better than living somewhere like this

nah, with good planning none of those are issues. if you build your infra around everyone driving everywhere on their own cars and give fuckall about public trasnport or city planning, then sure i can see how those would be problems. most massive cities (outside usa) can manage tens of millions of people mostly fine.

>>Live in suburb of LA, pay 1400 per month for a 3 bedroom home, neighbors are white and kids still play out with no fear of gangs
>>Live in downtown LA, 3500 rent per month, niggers constantly doing drive by's, Mexicans at every bus stop trying to sell Oranges, Cholo mad dogging you and saying "where u from foo??"

this also. NO white people live in city centers. none of them. + the crime + the homeless bugging you + retarded rent + slow as fuck to get around unless the city has a good subway (LA doesn't so you're stuck in taxis or walking until your heels hurt or biking around through fucktons of people or taking a bus and having it take 30-45 minutes to go 3 miles because of traffic)

+ loud music + loud sirens at night + loud people 24/7 + long lines + expensive everything, literally even a pair of levis is like 168 downtown vs 40-60 bucks rurally/small town/suburban prices

Why do yuros get so defensive about living like sardines?

>330 million in America
>5.5 million in Finngolia
Yeah sure, lets go plan away.

>all outside of usa is fingolia
holy shit genghis was based

California is a cesspit in general in regards to property. My sister lives there in a rented apartment and constantly moans about how much she hates being a renter and how she wish she could afford to live in an actual house. Her and her BF both make about 100,000 a year.

Why do you only see shit like this in the desert?

Tell her to move to the various good parts of the valley. There is soo many areas besides the shitty cramped areas to live in, nearly 90% of your commute is wasted by traffic in the city, living in a suburb aint gonna add much.

why would you really ever need to live in a city?

it's just too much shit. you'll never eat at all of those restaurants, shop at all those places, or meet more than .0000000001% of those people.

I really hope people dont actually believe this

i guess these houses are perfect for the autonomous american way of life. work until youre 80 and die in your shitty soulless home.

its not just desert. go to google maps and look a ways out from a big city. its all there is.

Because that is the only place those shitty cramped suburbs are. No need for a lawn in a desert so they just pack them in like sardines. You can look up the stats

They're never as big as the pic in the OP.

based, fuck suburbs

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Prove any of that. Show me these same exact type of homes outside every city then.

every single one of thouse soulless suburbs is located in arizona or new mexico, shitholes in the middle of the desert that no one wants to live in so they have to attract it copy pasting homes and driving the price down. Eastern suburbs are comfy as fuck

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look at houston lol. i think thats the biggest and its not a desert