I wish Japan is located in Europe

I wish Japan is located in Europe.

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but more north and sink taiwan

Of course you do because then you'd be white.

Which country do we have to ally with?
Germany or UK?

Germany obviously.

Why did you bring South Korea?

say hello to north african and colombian immigrants

ugh...

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damn, our country looks like a dwarf here in OP’s map yet only like 5 countries has larger gdp than us and by per capita the majority are behind us

Europe is glorified too much when you think about it

both
the three of you could take on the world together

>only like 5 countries has larger gdp than us and by per capita the majority are behind us
that's only because of communism

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lmao

cope and cringe
Soon there will be only one continent called "INDIA"

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the fall of communism you mean

rude but also based

It's already full of muslims and colombian prostitutes.

lol

Because OP is Gook

I corrected it

I forgot to post the pic

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Nice, welcome home.

Nice job blocking the gulf stream.

this is geographically impossible, user

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Where's Okinawa?

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I corrected it

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It fits perfectly. Like it was taken from Europa
See >pic

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based, it would be so great to have aussies to replace dirty anglos.

Noice

i imagine that would ruin surfing spots in portugal and spain

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you can remove england

I can
But British will get angry if I do it

Put the UK in japan's place and have Japan replace it

I wish we were further away from France.

>all these Aussies and Japs with an inferiority complex

Lmao what a bunch of fucking losers

Ohh baby so close to Canada

they removed themselves with brexit tho, they need help since they are not removing themslves quick enough

Why do posters on this board sometimes say it?

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because nobody likes anglos in europe while we almost all love japan.

Farage blown the fuck out.

>That close to China
OPIUM WARS 2! OPIUM WARS 2!

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Topkek saved
Rolling for a Chinese invasion

Yes
We closed to also Canada and USA

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The UK is not part of Europe, we are Pacific sea people.

I hope your country would be next to Chinks

yet you can't ditch """""chinese""""" characters

Germanics wouldve raided the shit out of you and probably genocided you at around 500 A.D.

lol

its japanese ireland - country for bullying

ok south korea can come as well, instead of potato niggers we'll have rice niggers.

We'd speak in English or French, maggot

>still insist on using """"others"""" language not their own
lmfao faggot

how do you count in korean ?

I watched a documentary on divorced couples in Japan. Why don't you let fathers see their childrens? Didn't knew Japan was so barbaric

Can the eternal kraut hide his bloodlust for even a minute?

I fear you Russian break the toy

Language is just a tool
Japanese immediately change everything to survive
That's you Gooks got colonized by us

1 bomb + 1 bomb = end of war

I see

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Does Japan even have an army? We've cucked both of you

>We've cucked both of you

You'll get cucked by Mexicans
Then, it'll be finished

This is the reason why Koreans hate by Japanese

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Ha, you wish slope. Our foreign policy is set up to rule the world

I understood that reference

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Lol

>Our foreign policy is set up to rule the world
Ha you’re nothing without your allies get your head out of your ass

You dumbfuck that's my entire point

>Our foreign policy is set up to rule the world

You Amerimutts have no power to control the world.
Kim is still alive.
Xi takes Africa.
Iran got a nuke.
Russia has power in Middle East instead of Amerimutts.

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Wrong, we would have invaded Japan in 1066 A.D. and made sweet love to them, creating a symbiosis between their culture and language and ours.

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But the case of Japan, if the power of USA was getting weaker year by year, we won't be disadvantaged?

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Japan would rearm and ally with India.
The future world won't need Amerimutt.

do you say 이 폭탄 or 둘 폭탄 ?

Do you think Tokyo would still be the capital if Japan was like that?

I wish Poland wasn't in E*rope
Wanna switch places?

I think "yes"
Because there are no big flat lands other than Tokyo in Japan.
If we use Osaka as the capital of Japan, we have to reclaim more land from Osaka Bay.

India?
Recently there are posters who recommend the Japan India alliance on this board.

Germanics are not just germans.
Yea, just 600 years too late.

Yeah, but Tokyo feels so open to continental Europe that way. You can literally just cross the english(Japanese in that alt history) and fuck up the capital.

For example, imagine the Hundred years war but instead of England, it's Japan. You know Spaniards and the french raided a lot of coastal towns. I would assume if the capital would still be Tokyo through the middle ages, France would gain control over Japan. But I don't know, maybe another user can say their opinion about such an alt history timelime.

Why? The future is East and you are in a prime position to take advantage of it.

The samurai fears the knight, as a matter of fact

London is also fucking exposed, even a river leading up to it.
The Seine river can also be traversed by boats, not everyone can put his capital into a fucking desert.

I see
As you say, Tokyo may be an defenseless capital if Japan was at that position.
But if the countries around Japan were our friend, the location of Tokyo is very good position for trade and travels and cultural exchange.

just put chile and use it as a fence

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One of them is me.
I oppose to alliance with Amerimutt.

Do you think Japan would get cucked by danes and normans, too? I think probably

You'd have been slaughtered centuries ago for looking funny

Maybe
They would attack us
But time pass, we would have assimilate them who live in Japan even if they had invaded us

Spain would be Sahara 2.0
Europe would be a frozen shithole

They even SETTLED in sicily, what do you think?

Then it wouldn't be Japan.

Trust me you dont want to be close to europe

Nah, you guys are european but are not white

2020 superpower

You can trade with the Brits

>yet only like 5 countries has larger gdp than us and by per capita the majority are behind us
Only the poorfag countries have a lower GDP per capita than South Korea.
You're barely above Spain despite much better conditions.

According to the IMF, South Korea is ranked 29th country in GDP per capita in 2018. European countries with an equivalent level in GDP per capita are Spain, Croatia and Estonia
real impressive Kim

nah its not you blind non-country
and japan is 28th

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This. I'd rather have Japan than Britain.