/brit/

Thinking I'll get french toast for breakfast so I can get rid of my Irish tenner

it was always unavoidably jewish

whasup boys finna have a sesh later on and get a munchy box ye

sucking twelve eggs

Does anyone see any end of the migrant crisis? The toothpaste is out of the tube, everyone in Africa and Asia now knows all they need is a rubber dingy and they get to live in Europe. Why wouldn't they come? Keep in mind Africa's current population explosion and the future looks grim.

God imagine sniffing those after they were used

Need a train gf

yeah

youtu.be/SrblLV1lZeo
Wow first time ive been excited for a joe rogan episode in ages
Wonder why its taken him so long to have david on.. Should be good anyway

the fuck is david

doug?

the quote on quote gf

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looks like another run of the mill femoid npc. nothing special. bet her hobbies include netflix, walking, and traveling.

There is no migrant crisis in the uk.

ME LIKEY DJOE ROWGAN

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WHAT

youtube.com/watch?v=HGaJywGKISk

Choon

Well that depends what you mean by cwisis

replace walking with the gym and you arent 100%

SOONER OR LATER
your legs give way and hit the ground
SAVE IT FOR LATER
Don't run away and let me down
SOONER OR LATER
You'll hit the deck you'll get found out
SAVE IT FOR LATER
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down

I only like girls that don't like watching TV, moving or going on holiday because I'm cool

david pakman, host of the david pakman show

paki

>My toe nails are still painted, it’s chipping off now but I’m still wearing socks around the house since I know my family wouldn’t approve. I’m sure my father caught me when he barged into my room but I can’t be sure he had enough time to process the sight before I pulled my foot under my covers. I do not enjoy living this way.

absolute state of mani ‘poleslaw’ brown

lol

Really need a choon

When Anglos unite, we will be unstoppable

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All femoids do is scroll mindlessly through social media and post banal updates

*scrolls mindlessly through Jow Forums and posts this banal update*

youtube.com/watch?v=nTO2EzevDyg

this but without the b

climate change

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I'm on it mate!
youtube.com/watch?v=uAQ5JatwGrE

Cheddar and tomato and beetroot on toast for me de lads. Is that alright with you de lads?

not slept in a good chunk lads a good bit lads

Little girl in bloom
You watch the men play cricket
From the window in your room
See the ball go from bat to wicket
Pass away the afternoon

When I give, you take. A lot.
So I stopped giving.

Alternatively, if you're looking for something brewed a little closer to home:
bitta aussie new wave
youtube.com/watch?v=Mwx8YDlrjK4

>When I give, you take. A lot.
>So I stopped giving.

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got to tidy the whole house for a viewing
(8+ bedrooms)

he's one of the good guys

having a bacon sarnie me mi lad, having a bacon sarnie arent i

ta

informant

Bout to go to sleep suck my cock wagies

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what are you on about

your little ass knows sure as shit I'm smart enough to grasp why acting that way is goofy

8 hours till freedom

SO I WAS WITH MY MATE DAVE THE OTHER DAY AND HE WENT AND PICKED UP A COPY OF THE DAILY MAIL

The audience titters, people begin to bite their lips in anticipation, some have even drawn blood as they try to contain their laughter as they think of what is to come next

AND I WAS LIKE

W H A T A B L O O D Y R A C I S T.

the bitten lips turn into full blown bites as the audience can no longer contain itself. Some even begin eating their own faces in delight. People are suffocating on the floor as they cannot draw breath for laughter, their death screams unheard under the thunderous chortle a daily mail joke brings out of an audience in 2016.

EVEN WORSE, HE SUPPORTS UKIP AND HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL IS POLISH.

The crowd screams in pleasure at the irony of it all. Some even begin to black up, they've become so disgusted at being white, yet cannot stop laughing at just how funny jokes about the daily mail and UKIP are when Russell Howard is on the mic. The front row resort to ripping their genitals out and stuffing them in their mouths to stop the laughter.

WHAT A

LITTLE E G E N D

The laughter stops and turns into applause the like of which would rival the end of a film in any decently sized american cinema. Some begin to break their wrists they're clapping that hard. Overnight, Daily Mail circulation slumps to just 21,000 copies a day and UKIP disband, all thanks to Russell.

not a worry lad

>your little ass knows sure as shit I'm smart enough to grasp why acting that way is goofy

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I'll be in Dublin before 5 so hmu

Rorke must have been particularly seething to have the energy to write out this novella

Dave has done a number on yo

newcutns

want to go back to australia tbf

Every time I've mentioned to a date that I don't eat pussy they've become confused & amused, with no respect for my preference. No time for such women.

A licky boom, boom down

i be sat at me desk repeating /brit/ posts out loud

aww are you having a saddie moment mate?

Sorry I have a life and fanny to fuck you Seething soft cock
Get out more before I put you out cold, verbally

probably amused that you bothered to bring it up
what's the context for casually mentioning it then la

its 3 years old u child

enjoyed the mental as anything choon in particular

god watching seasidemarks upload this morning is absolutely grim, poor blokes having a mental breakdown cos he got turned down from his plumbing apprenticeship due to a lack of GCSE’s haha poor fella has 0 qualificaitons

eating pussy is nice as long as theyre sitting on your face and giving the suck, though i enjoy it too on its own sometimes because it makes them cum surprisingly quickly, not my first choice though only done by request

do you guys like chinese food?

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need an excuse not to go to work today

Why would you even talk about it?

pirata...

yeah can't blame you

Lovely to meet you. One thing to make clear: I don't eat pussy. May we have the wine list?

'' '' '' '' '' '' '

It's always strictly in context, I'd never even talk about it had I the choice
>hey can you eat me out now
>I love sitting on a guy's face while he eats me out
>do you eat pussy?

explosive dhiarrea is my go to excuse, what can they say to that

Tell the boss you got the h.i.v
Big time

You're so pathetic Rorke just top yourself

where you at m8?

You didn't realize it sure as shit?
Weird.
I feel like I got to know you, but you still have absolutely no idea who I am.

hmmm
food poisoning is quite a good one..

New cunt

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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anonymous bomb/shooting thread, load up a proxy then use a disposable email like guerilla mail

schiz bore off you mongloid freak

youtube.com/watch?v=2liD7pahHN4

Holy shit la
Wa a tune

>frying oil in a wine glass
Bizarre
>eating something moments after it has been deep fried
Bizarre
>letting hot oil fly everywhere nonchalantly
Bizarre

Also le bugs

Schizo gone off the rails big time thanks to me. I'm a splinter in his mind

>You didn't realize it sure as shit?
>Weird.
>I feel like I got to know you, but you still have absolutely no idea who I am.

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its the best excuse lad trust in thee

t. seasoned toil skipper

Don't care about the bugs but everything else I'm that video is just odd

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