/brit/

Beautiful women

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Women are bowls
Men are cornflakes
Simple as

heard doherty was massive with the working class back in his heyday

what you been up to then mate

i was literally wearing a house coat of my own when i opened the door

Where at la

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weak limbal rings - would not bang

Origin plans [australian] lads?
Headin to the pub shortly me

just breathing mate yourself?

Need to know who this lady is she really looks like Zazie Skymm

Coombe Weekender

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Semen is the milk

blog on you uninteresting cunt

the twitter conserathot who blew up when she mocked the soy boy star wars trailer apparently has nudes leaking lol

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was asking a question you silly duff, goodness gracious mate
and you know what no, said it before I'll bloody well say it again: /brit/ was built on blogposting. So there. Yep.

How u even die in the navy
He fall off the boat or crash the helicopter?

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no idea what half of these words mean

Gf can't go on the pill because it fucks with her hormones or some shit Have heard condoms are only like 80% effective. Worried about the long term shagging if I'm honest

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2 years ago I made 100ish betting on the maroons at 3.5 or something like that

lot going on in this epitaph

wasn't really worth posting the first time was it

she was quite fond of the dong, hope to see more

Tell her to see a GP about other options it's not just one pill there are lots of types
Couldn't imagine using a johnny with a gf that sounds like a nightmare

yeah same, also nice mate

>asking a non british question
>answering your own question (aka blogging)
fuck off you forrin runt

Idk I felt like this was my daily endeavour

Imagine reading this post

get her on the rod mate
or as I like to call him rodney

have sex virgin

get the coil or the little thing they inject into their arms, that injection can send girls a bit wappy tho

It's raining lads

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some of us don't have to imagine

proper queeNZlander me

bit fucking gay

goose

106604524
Nice comeback fag lol

hallelujah

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Imagine that I can lie in bed in my underwear and call some british guy a shriveled old maid using my fingertips and a machine

should I just put on a load of weight now that I'm married?

...And now it's sunny

if you have no self respect

my gf uses one of those ‘diva cups’ for her period and you have to boil it to sanitize it, walk down stairs this morning and the grim bint has it sat boiling in one of our pans grim grim grim

no it's not
pipe down

I do love latex, sissy maid uniforms nurse uniforms, french maid uniforms, bondage, pony play, straitjackets, catsuits, rubber dolls, pvc, sleepsacs.

wtf is a diva cup

runtlife

runt tier fetishes, absolute normie

is Qwant broken?

Carpaccio is served, un délice

Going to hand that notice in today brothers, pray for me. I will soon no longer be caught toil's talons.

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Nah I flew with Qantas on the weekend

Is Baidu broken?

good lad
what's your official reason for the 'esignation

women are disgusting

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wat u gonna do fir money mate

nah it's good I baidu pint at the pub earlier today

Break free brother. I wish I had your courage.

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'nother toil

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snap

YOU FUCKING FREAKS

Do you at least line it up so you have a week or so between jobs?

quite literally organised in the discord

There truly is no escape

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ah well
such is life as ol' Ned used to say

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Our police is such shit

uno

Toilsmen on their 10:15 coffeebreak lamenting life and posting brendans

poor ned, you're better off dead
at least you'll get some peace of mind

wonder where this lad is on the Dulux paint swatch

lost my new job after one (1) week

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Tick tock sip up wagies only mere seconds before you are to be back at your toilstations

blog on you uninteresting cunt

Business Idea: Incel Island

no talkee

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Retard

how many shitheels within my sphere of influence is this one specifically targeted to rile up
isn't it fun on my end?

Diego starting off early today!

What happened? Thought you were going to build a flat with that toilmoney and everything.

seems like a pretty sad life tbqhwyf

And what good does it to me to know or care? None.

>Group of virgins desperately fawning away at the one woman (most likely a tranny)
Could work.

was lied to
was more of a trial than a solid offer, got there and there was no training or desk for me

>tfw toilferb made me buy him a copy of the financial times the other day
>tfw he never gave me the money back for it
>tfw dont feel comfortable reminding him

Literally docking my pay

Gonna have to let some faggots whinge in the dark
sorry
I'm looking for something less deliberately dramatic

it was a test to see if you already had a copy yourself, now he knows you're a pleb that he can safely ignore

When someone asks you to buy them something the correct answer is "Whats in it for me?"