/asean/

this is more comfy.

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Lmao chubby chaser, how tall is she anyway?
also don't listen to these faggots Cinta itu realatif dan subjektif.

SuCHADno

well CIA threatened him with a sex tape video of him but it turned out as false flag ops in Cia's declassified document
not a fan of his economic policy, leaning toward soviet then commie chink and his special treatment on PKI while disregarding the army which is also loyal to him since national revolution

PKI? More like PKE wkwkwkwk

Definitely. Guy had nine wives. He built monas as a symbol for his dick. On top of that he also carved bitches and pussy on top of the monas.

I fancy u

This is what the average Visaya looked like before T*galogs took over

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What is the most effevtive way to get a girl to come to my room?

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I fucking knew it, anons in /asean/ are fucking chads pretending to be robots. You guys were faking it all along don't ya. You guys already have sex . Fuck it man, im a fucking idiot. I should've notice from the frequent weebposting

Im 168, she's 178. Doesn't matter im gonna cry in corner for a while

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>Cinta itu realatif dan subjektif.
>Yes I like tall chubby women\
t.incel
This is not love, This is fucking fetish, like mine with fetish of bob cut hair

I thought visayans were the first to bend to the spanish?

I'm a robot but I try to larp as a normie or even chad sometimes. It's easy enough to do with guys, but when girls interact with me my larp alter ego comes crashing down. Why is this?

>On top of that he also carved bitches and pussy on top of the monas.
Proofs?

Sounds like an eroge story

Because you're a fraud.

BALI BVLL'S BLOOD

She and their children

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Mangkanya aku bilang cinta itu subjektif dongok.

1-5 esok puasa
6-0 esok tak puasa

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X children
○ child

If you squint you can kinda make out the shape of a pussy or a woman

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true i forgot to add his personal secretaries begged him to be pregged with his dick, if i remember he also kissed a white dutch girl in his middle school in surabaya

I think that’s just paradolia.

Well my motto in life is "fake it till you make it".
Also I can larp easily enough with ugly and average looking girls. But when it comes to girls above 8/10, my defenses crumble.

>waaaa its still a love
cope and grow up as welll

She looks like the villain from Zyuranger.

It's haram to fast on eid day, Blake.

esok 2nd syawal bro dah boleh start puasa 6

bro, i'll take you under my wings and teach you how to escape inceldom

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based non-weeb OP!

they were and they look like this and proud

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Post food

>Cinta itu realatif dan subjektif
lol there is no such things, Its always lust
You are the one who should grow up
>The 19-year-old Naoko Nemoto met the 57-year-old Sukarno at the Ginza hostess bar in Tokyo
WTF, it's 38 age gap

sure creampied girls from 7 biggest ethnic in indo truly a bvll

True, with the last Cebuano rajah converted to Christianity. Spain became the suzerain of the Rajahnate of Cebu. With instructions from Spain they proceeded to conquer the rest of the Philippines.

Except for the Sultanate of Sulu and Maguindanao forces that banded to stalemate the Visayan armies accompanied by Spanish Conquistadors for 300+ years.

Sushi

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Can you make sushi?

based

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Everyone can make sushi. It's just putting raw fish on top of rice.

>tall and chubby
don't worry, we have the same fetish user

No. You are wrong because you are missing something. Something to let it stick it all together

Hand sweat?

Yes...so that's where the sour taste come from

>Thinks having sex=being chad

You must be omega tier incel bad

Why do they blacken themselves? Is this a symbolic thing?

At least once you've had sex, you can no longer be considered a robot.

Yes
In Japan すし酢 Sushi-su is sold, and we use it when we make sushi
(Sushi-su adds into freshly cooked rice)
And after that as he said, putting raw fish on top of rice.
That is very easy desu ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ

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After Magellan came this guy that conquered and wrecked the Vìsayans and most of Northen Mindanao.
Most of them converted because Muslims in Luzon and Mindanao were enslaving and rading them.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_López_de_Legazpi

these two for the rest of Luzon

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martín_de_Goiti

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_de_Salcedo

Its so degrading

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looks nice. I will come to Japan so that you can make it for me

I got lucky once when I was your age, still felt like a massive sperg afterwards, sex is seriously overrated.

FUCK LEBARAN
FUCK INDON KEPO

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mampus lu

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*Hartowave intesifies
youtube.com/watch?v=GXRaR_f1v90&t=629s
youtube.com/watch?v=izWulBVE9us&t=2053s

also thread thme

21 grammys, superstar family, we the new jacksons I'm all about that action

fuck that was a torture forced to stay in a room with many people talking about celebshit and comparing their achievement

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I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions

What the fuck how can you have an ass that big

Does online relationships is counts as real relationships?

pengen ngentot gan

Of course. You got a qt internet gf?

A Singaporean girl

We meet in 2014

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geez it's even worse than the user's crush at previous thread

depends. from my experience you can try something like snail mail or gift exchange if u want to feel something like "real relationships" with your internet gf.

why

I know she not perfect
But I love her

Du30 Youth leaks
making rounds in social media

drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1sxwaKAVUz-pk0HKk0JQBU3w4gN48EHRE?usp=drive_open

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>thaicucks BTFO once again

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She's pretty, user. So you guys never met irl at all?

Does video call count?

Thailand BTFO

>Vietnam rapes irrelevant SEA nation once again
This is too easy

Selamat hari raya gaesyzies

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>do spring cleaning
>realize how bad the rat infestation has been
bruh

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No lol. Why don't you guys meet up sometime? She lives in singapore so it's not that far, right?

singapore is near user, just meet her. I somewhat regret when my japanese qt go to singapore but i didn't have initiative to meet her.

anyone else wanna turn their fatass stepsister into an unwilling cumdump?

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just saw a thicc queen on my way to warung bakso

>pretty
pretty fucked up?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, friend. No need to knock down our malay friend in love here.

>1st day of Eid
>left behind while family go balik kampung because I have work
>was outside enjoying a smoke
>two kids come by asking for duit raya
>older kid was the big bro, wasn't wearing baju melayu
>younger kid was lil bro, wore full attire eventhough it was 12pm and the sun was shining high
>wasn't prepared, told them sorry i don't have any to give
Probably messed up a kid's Raya spirit lads
feels bad

Lil kid looked really excited and his big bro was there to jaga him
i fucked up man

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Couldn't you just give them some spare change?

can't give them any without the sampul raya, honestly I had them but I didn't prepare any to give out because I wasn't expecting anyone

Hope he comes back tomorrow, I'd give him RM10 to make up for my fuck up

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>Kids asking for duit raya

Fucking pest. They're not entitled to get duit raya. The kids behaviour is like beggar, always asking for money from strangers. Us Malay should teach our kids not to ask money from anyone.

>Big bro don't wear baju raya
Fucking traitor to the spirit of 1st Syawal. I hate smugshit kid

hi

who broke your Raya spirit, lad?

yo
kat Kelantan dah ke?

Yeah, just woke up after I slept after maghrib. Too tired.

Go back to china nguyen, return rightful champa clay.