How come Westerners don't use bum sprayer?

how come Westerners don't use bum sprayer?
I mean its just totally superior in every way to just using toilet paper.

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we can afford paper

We are afraid that if we like it
the big jew in the sky will be very angry

We use bidet but not for normal piss. I agree in some cases water would be less polluting and expensive than toilet paper, it's just traditions hard to die I guess

how am i supposed to dry my wet hum

but paper is clearly and objectively worse in all ways
it makes your bum raw and you need to use a lot of it, and it doesn't even really clean.

I just use a very small bit of paper when I finish to dry off and that's it.

paper is for building houses and suits of armor, not for cleaning your anus

I can understand not using an expensive Japanese style toilet, but a sprayer like this is cheap and super useful not just for cleaning poop

I bought one, it's great and I can never go back now. You feel so clean after using it.
If you got shit on your hand you wouldn't just wipe it off, you'd use water, so why not do that for your ass?

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Because you keep your ass in your pants and don't touch anything with it

Alright, if you got poop on let's say your leg or back would you just wipe it off, even though you don't use them to touch things?

I don't like to get my anus wet

my shower setting has a setting like that i just use that

We have bum sprayers and if you take a boat you'll get bum drillers.

just because you splash water on your bum doesnt make it clean smelly 3rd worlders
you wipe with soft paper until its clean, also water alone doesnt clean shit, i guess you also take showers without showergel right, because that makes you clean
smelly subhumans

That said I do wish bidets were a thing here

Legs and back touch your clothes, the lips of your asscrack touch nothing but themselves

I stay regular, shit at the same time virtually every morning. After wiping I take a shower, in which i have a removable showerhead I can use to give my ass a nice rinse.

I once used one of these and I got sudden and intense cramps after it felt like it “filled” my ass. I had to stay on the toilet for what seemed like an hour till eventually I had a massive shit which felt like pure liquid

i use both

bidets always seemed great to me, i'm super jealous of anons that live in countries in europe and asia where they're the norm for toilets. maybe one day my country will see the light.

that's because you literally were filling your ass. you dont need to ram it up there

Because White are nasty. They walked around like they are civilized and yet have their ass full of shit, literally

I don’t know how this shit works damn it. It felt surprisingly good up until the cramps started

Retard, we HAVE bidets already. You can go out and buy one

bit gay

It’s not. I only use bidet when I ran out of toilet papers and

Water is too scarce in Australia. We need to make sure cotton farmers, old people watering their weeds during water restrictions and great aussie battler companies like Nestle and Coca Cola get their fair share of the water supply.

How does this work precisely?
I haven't used a spray, but recently in Asia I had ran out of tp and so used water from a bucket next to my toilet. My ass was really not clean from just water. Also Europeans are much hairier than Asians, there were shit flakes sticking to my (now wet) ass hair. So not only did water not clean my ass, now it was also wet.

Please o great Oriental ones, enlighten me. Not even sarcastic, I'm genuinely curious how you get your ass clean + dry.

before I would always wipe with a toilet paper to make sure it’s 100% clean after using bidet. Sometimes there would be literally shitstain on the paper

Do Italians just a a asscloth they uses so they're not setting their moist bum in their pants?
Why not just use asswipe at that point?

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Doing it dry hurts though

no shit, i mean i wish they would catch on as they have in other parts of the world. if they became the norm all houses/apartments would have them rather than regular toilets plus i'm assuming the price would go down.

>american intellectuals

bidet shower is based and can be found in most toilets here

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what the fuck man you enema'd yourself

lucky fuck, i want one

I just take a shit in the morning before I shower. So no need.

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its also always that precisely same showerhead, idk why

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why would you need a bidet for a piss?
are you a woman>

For some reason my tiny apartment has a butt cleanser. Saves me a lot of money since I only use toilet paper to dry my ass and not wipe.

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>snus in the toilet

Fucking bonde

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I use water first than a bit of paper to clean up any remaining/dry my bum
some will have an air blower as well

and yes water will clean everything, better than dry paper alone

You really wanna use your friend's poop sprayer? Or one in a public bathroom? I wouldn't use one of these unless it was in my own house.

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the power sprayer cleans out everything, and my ass is very hairy
it only sucks if you have low power water flow then nothing get clean

This. When I moved into my apartment (pic above) they replaced the old one with a brand new.

its not like it touch your bum and you wash your hands after
besides when you poo you don't touch anything with your hands anyway so why would they be dirty?

This. The shower part is yes more clean but the drying part is awful. Once at was at a friend house and they had a butt shower but only hand towels to dry their asses.

This is the most American post.

Paper is clean in 1st world countries because our food don't give you the run. I shit solid almost every days and i almost don't need to wipe because i dont let stains or chunks on my anus

So your ass is clean. Then what, how do you get it dry?

It felt fucking good up until the cramps happened damn it

Pressured water on pee pee feels good.

Greta will cry because all the water lost to the battle of ur-anus

Paper

My paper is destroyed with the water. I have chunks of shit and papers in my ass hair

Greta can cry all she want. She's a little bitch.

Checked. Her bubble explode after her shit got exposed ? the asperger little tree hugger narative is still intact ?

Honestly, Swedish media stopped caring about her several weeks ago. It's mostly foreign media that writes about her now.

>"just stick your hand in this pile of shit- you're washing your hands anyway, right?"
Besides, can't trust people to use it cleanly. One guy in this thread injected it directly into his ass even, not gonna say which country.

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