/brit/

Oh, you'd be surprised, there's a lot of insight to be gained waiting outside and in the theater for your kino to start just listening to people's conversations.

big brain people frequently drink in the same pubs as small brain people then

not lying you soft handed little gimp, a levels didnt used to be compulsory

virgin freak

looks a bit like a world leader

sucking some nicotine gum

literally me

i talk to myself a lot when i need a poo
is that like a release of a specific hormone or something?

Why lie

releasing trapped anal wind as vapour in your breath

again you don't go to the pub to talk to random spastics. /brit/ is a social club. For your analogy to work you need to find a social club that hawking frequented which was inhabited by people with 3 Cs at A level or equivalent.

stephen hawking frequently posted in /brit/

>technologyreview.com/s/613092/a-quantum-experiment-suggests-theres-no-such-thing-as-objective-reality/

only big brain man can understand this

I am the smartest man /brit/ has ever known

>grr me manly! grr me better than you on anonymous board! grrrr!!!

give it a rest you melt

what do you mean babe how could you tell im british aha x

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ahhhhhhh doooooood like quantum physics dood like woaaahhhh did you know that richard feynman aka the king of physics uwu science daddy said that nobody can understand quantum physics ahhhh like duuuude it's all bullshit duuudd they're ust lying to us for that grant money yo!

we all used to joke about how ugly this sort was but lets be honest shes a 10

you dont even need to do quantum experiments for this. what do you think the theory of relativity means? anyone with any understanding of einsteinian physics knows there is no such thing as simultaneity and so on.

estrogen fueled student paws gently touched this one out

ugly spastic fuck off

just talking shit lad

please delete this picture, it bismirches the honour of a certain russian high ranking official

>those lips
>that makeup
>those nails
>that jewelry
>that forehead
"no"

>>

GDP is the only thing that matters imo

head -> wobble

got a job a day after making an application.
those complaining that they cant find a job are lazy simple as

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ill delete your fucking jaw with one punch you cretin

Gamer gf

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its just a monkey bro

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is there a good vegan alternative to cheese?

oh I didn't go to university
I just think you're being a melt for posturing on an anonymous forum
grow up
blog on
troll on
larp on
and jog on

blog on
ffs who is she already

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Waste of flesh

what sort of job?
good prospects, company car?
the HR department must really be on the ball.

imagine admitting this to a group of peers.
dismal women. needs putting down.

big brain man

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>Just 4% of figure hoped for marched from Trafalgar Square to Parliament Square

Leftypol not even bothering to show up

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vegan cheese

its literally fine to do, jams full of sugar

production company, junior editor

wtf they're in portsmouth. i had no idea I live in southampton I should have gone

causes heart disease, plant oil based alternatives are literally fucking death sentences

i swear the trump visit has been an absolute nothing event
like literally no one is arsed

You would have doubled the attendance lmao

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>sorry la but this is a deanos-only club, fraid we'll need to ask you to leave

what do?

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i wouldn't have gone to protest lol

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sucking in air and putting the back of my hand to my mouth so the air rushes like fhooooooooWIP and then breathing out as if im pushing the hand back like pwooooohf and doing this over and over

looks like ive just embedded a bearded axe in her skull

twitter.com/Csillabubu

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sucking a golf ball

they arent deanos you mong

thanks omg she's a streamer as wel. I know who i'm gona follow ^^

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who cares lol, worst case scenario you break even with the lower risk of heart disease from being vegan.
nutritional yeast flakes have a somewhat cheesy flavour, but not the same physical properties.

amaisingie

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follow her instead
mobile.twitter.com/rozelliii

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have meat

vegan freak

weird to think there are people having uni classes with this qt twitcherina

Girls be like, "Bang the DJ, Bang the DJ"

>is2.Jow Forums.org/wsg/1558310635449.webm

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does dick count?

>teehee im bent btw :v

only if its mine

>WAAAAAGH
know what I mean?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xnKOtSDJp2E

might be in fancy people land early next year, we'll see what we can do around then

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corrr will turn you to a carnivore in no time

absolutely bizarre

wtf she goes to insomnia lans as well. i'll try and meet her at the next one haha

in bed lads

More holidays for the plod

imagine the smell...

So am i... with your mam

looking forward to it cobber

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>'new' evidence comes to light that it was actually the parents
>media circus for weeks, nothing else reported
>mi5 wet work division use it as cover get rid of any disagreeable political elements
>the public are none the wiser
bravo nolan

very popular image with black twitter on the ol' #loveisland

can you 2 homos fuck off

twitter.com/SarahWatsonxx/status/1136006673192161285?s=19

looks like the oompa loompas from the 2005 movie

toilberg mistook this james morrison song as james blunt

made him look a complete prat

can you suck our dicks?

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so apparently australia has gone full china and started raiding media organisations and arresting journos

nazis were the good guys lads

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