/brit/

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They do it all the time in China

i have a last name that doesn't work well for this
used to get a bit jealous of the other lads at school when they'd get called by their last name

Want to shag my best mates dad 2bh

Anyone from God's own country here?

women with over 5 bodies aren't worth your time

Yodeling at this but so far Dunlin seems very nice

wollongong?

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I am an England

LADelaide reporting in
i yearn to return home

Yeah I'm from Lancashire, how could you tell?

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It fell out of common usage here in the ‘80s or ‘90s
Wish people still did it as I don’t like strangers using my first name or vice versa

i jerked off to some british mommy in nylons

Fuck this general. It's filled with low iq pakis anyways.

quite sad to see a cute girl and think 'i'll have her' but then a few minutes later you see them smoking

Low IQ whites, mostly. From all over the world too. I'd argue that /britfeel/ has a higher average IQ than this place 2bqh.

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Reckon I'll pull Friday night

so you'll fit right in
what's the problem

good one mate but I'm the only shagger round these parts
back into the runt cage now

Well yeah it is the British culture general

*taps the sign above the door*
ummm this is /brit/ as in British Isles?
Could you all please go off to your own thread please thanks x

twitter.com/HollyGShore/status/1136018971105386502

look at all the replies saying that 11 bodies is hardly anything
we live in a demonic age

2bf Fox News, high-fructose corn syrup, a shit education system and fluoride in the water explains a lot about Americans

better to have shagged and lost than to have never shagged at all

Honestly want to visit Wales, Scotland and Yorkshire
Very much like the look of those places

bit early for that isn't it?

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Isle of Wight?

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I dunno lad I just have a good feeling you know. Thinking it'll be a brunette too

/brit/ is not just a place for you to comment on tweets without having the balls to attach your name to it

Jow Forums.org/bans
>those Jow Forums bans
the russian janny unironically needs to be stopped

Drove home at 9 in the morning New Year's Day and as soon as I pulled on to the road a traffic cop pulled up next to me and I fucking SHAT myself because I still felt a little drunk

soundcloud.com/der-heine/ich-verschmelze-mit-dir
soundcloud.com/user-955309950/demonology-ddrs002
soundcloud.com/dustrializer/born-ddrs003

tunes

Finally that fucking car alarm has stopped.

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A cuppa then you twat

now THIS is a chad

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Why is it called that?

Good lad are Lez

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>Brits create the fastest and most successful general
>foreigners come in and ruin it
like pottery

how much did your car cost

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Business idea, consider all non-continental European Islands as part of the British Isles, so we can consider Iceland, Canary Islands, Gotland, Ibizia, Sardinia, Corsica, and Sicily as British Isles

Looks pleasant

>tricolour identifying as "british isles"
alri mboko

staring into reactor 4 lads

Not Mboko, just an Englishman doing a tour of the British Sphere of Influence

What am I looking at here? x

if your ''island'' can be connected to a mainland by a tunnel or bridge then it's not really an island
simple as

5k

Faroe Islands are 100% British and because of that so is Iceland, Greenland, and the Canadian Islands

need to be held

mama was queen of of the mambo papa was king of the congo deep down in the jungle i start banging my first bongo

>ngubo nguba walks in
alri nguba

>Not Mboko,

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no you're not
be quiet

feeling like shite

this is gagging to be saved as a jpeg

Khoisan are based, much better than Bantus

Women can’t seem to grasp why it’s so different for men and women.
Women can get sex whenever they want, they can go on a night out and have a 100% chance of getting laid if that’s what they are after.
Most men have to actually work for it.

get euthanized then

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anyone got lifehack/ tips on sleeping well and being also rested?

>Not Mboko
who does mboko think he's foolin?

Who is this bint you keep posting?

just sleep lol

Melanin infused claws

just be yourself

Have become extremely paranoid when using tech. Used to love getting a new phone but now it's just
>oh fuck I need to set up 2FA on everything, make sure i have everything backed up
>I hope it doesn't come with some bundled chinkware
>what if it breaks

Is that Ed Solo? Sounds familiar

for me it's the tutsi

Autist post

b-but i'm a perfectionist

More than likely. It's horribly unhealthy and I can't find enjoyment anymore.

aye

Saw an ant crawling around in the microwave so I turned it on.

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suddenly reminded of the 'cuban pete' scene from 'the mask'
greatly enjoyed that movie as a young'un

This is India general now, Queen Elizabeth is now the Queen of India, and UK is an Indian vassal.

posted up

whut? girls don't really have dicks?

that's disgusting

this is a christian general

No blacks allowed

tis

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Why exactly?

cringe

she is possessed by satan

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listening to cradle of filth

who is she?

Feel sorry for the Mormon missionaries that end up in grim places like Hull or Cardiff. There's a few in Dundee city centre all the time and people outright tell them to fuck off when they try and talk to them.

listening to german eurorap

my oneitis

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Lmao i do that as well
Fuck cultists