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remember when license revoked was changed to license to kill because of yanks haha

Fucking hell just give up already

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English roses

online dating is shit tier buddy

he was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles

lmao would love to know what they said to him

>liverpool

shame, Appleby is a nice village too.

can you imagine if they actually find her alive, it would be so weird after all these years

Boys in a mans game.

fucked it again

the gf

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Just got some bad news that a mate died

Should i still go to gym? It will be peak time now (usually go much earlier but all the phonecalls and stuff)

lame

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tfw no subhuman jewish gf

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1559577462686.webm
look at her

hahahahaa

gonna be tough(she's dead)

"only weak men fear strong women"

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blog post: proto tinder-gf called off the date Friday because I haven't been messaging her midweek

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>have sex
T R I G G E R E D

how'd he die?

No

how did he die?

I killed him

vile

you need some new material badly

if he didnt tell you himself not really a mate then, better off without

who /shell of a person/ here

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just pretended im dead so i dont have to be mates with this virgin freak anymore, might sound a bit extreme but needs must haha

you can get prison time for pretending to be dead, like that canoe guy who lived under the stairs

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probably od’d on some drug and then had a seizure looking like this before he died

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harry potter had a canoe??

Need 190 here to make it a shagger general again, simple as

On the sesh i think

Been trying to find out

Jow Forumscursed images

whats occuring lads

why are there no tomboy trannys?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case

>couldnt handle the sesh
better off without lad

That's not a tranny, funnily enough.

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not much de lad

this shit was never off the news

he's big bigger feet than I do lad

Don't forget to put your sunscreen on lads, even when it's cloudy the suns UVA/UVB rays are damaging your skin(it's LITERAL radiation btw)

Make sure to put SPF50++++(four pluses) sunscreen on your face before you leave the house

..what?

uv index high
not great, not terrible

Cracking score on The Chase crikey

It's because she's wearing heels. Wearing heels, and looking at feet from that angle, will always make make them come across as bigger than they actually are.

reddit.com/r/transpassing/

Beast fucked it

*to the tune of Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee

Don’t go smelling my fart
I won’t go smelling your fart
Don’t go smelling my
Don’t go smelling my
I won’t go smelling your fart

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youtube.com/watch?v=g52Uh9wmqZg

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you're obviously certain, so you obviously have proof, something that convinced you that it's actually a female
so show it to me

Nah, not a fan of that place, lad. Very sad what some trans people have to go through in order to be accepted, and I'm no fan of laughing at people's misfortunes 2bqh.

Have to log in to 40+ accounts on a new phone. Fucking fed up with it.

Hahaha what a wanker

won't be putting the sunscreen jew on my skin.
managed without it for millennia, i'll put a hat on instead.

gonna get drunk on a work day

am not happy right now

It looks like there's a certain person at work who quit and then was asked to come back but she doesn't even have to take any calls, it's just emails
I also feel like I'm part of a group of people who are placed on telephone duties more than another's, that's now my role and that's it. Would be fine if not for the kick in the teeth that is my rota

NEED a new job, right fucking now

Also, some paki brought paki food into work, a workplace that's 99% white and all the whites were going nuts over it, grabbing platefuls of paki food and shoving down their throats throughout the day, the used the word "Eid" like it was completely familiar to them
Can't believe whites would do this, literally indistinguishable from pakis at this point

how much did your car cost

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had a chad with a girl about our favourite serial killers

mine is the zodiac, hers is ed gein

having an emma wank

don't even think about replying to it

British music is shit

Good lad

Delivery has been out since 9am this morning. Fucking hell hurry up.

chat*

don't want to give anyone the wrong impression haha

just smashed this

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just round the corner mate

no one cares

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Gein was barely a "serial killer" but fair enough he was pretty interesting

for me, it's h h holmes. Why you ask? cant tell you

am only happy when I'm sleeping

5k

Moni, you work in a place for LITERAL retards, the LOWEST of the low, the government probably pays this company to employ jobsworth.

You're mentally ill, but you're a capable person, hence why you're placed on the phones, if you want to be on webchat so much, you've just got to start acting like a mouth-breathing invalid like these people you complain about

wow a muslim person brought in some free food for their fellow coworkers? how kind of them
I don't see you doing that
you're just being a negative nancy here (as per)

you’re a paki at a call centre, of course they put you on the phones lmao

twitter.com/healyhack/status/1136307545910513669?s=21
paki twat

I would also smash Masie

he's more influential than other blokes though isn't he? inspired norman bates AND leatherface

the zodiac killer is posting in this thread right now
be wary

What does this have to do with British culture? Mong

how do i find a car this cheap

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gein mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=UzbtC8NB5YU

peedy grig