>Japs be like: "Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima"
Japs be like: "Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima"
>polish niggas be like zcxccczczccczkzkxkzkkzkzkkxkckckkzzkkxkckzzkkzkzkzkzkzkkzkckxkzkzkkckzkzkckzkkzkckxkzkckkzkzkckzkzk
Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima
>russian niggas be like
>hello my name is Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich Ivanovsky
>do americans really be like?
>Macedonian niggas be like: "hello, I'm Boris Ivanov, pure descendant of Alexander the Great"
>Swedish niggas be like
>hello i mohamed bin abdullah, purest aryan genome in europe
>Turkish niggas be like
>Götünden kan alayımmı oruspu çoçuğu, NE DİYON LAN
Helou panocku! My name is Janosik Tatrzański
>Hungarians be like "Hello my name is Laszló Csókolom from megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekértvar"
>spanish niggas be like: jolines tío dejadme coger el picaporte de la puerta que estoy cagando leches para ver a Lobezno en La Jaula de Cristal.
Hello barát! I'm László Kiskunfelegy, I recently moved from Zalaegerszeg to my new home of Székesfehérvár
>German niggas be like
> مرحباً اسمي علي وسأغتصبك الآن
>Mexican niggas be like: "Spicy, huh? I've got the perfect thing for you, "bro"
>Uighur niggas be like:
>amerifats be like "hello, i'm 56% white. 44% fat"
Cringe
Based
>Nigerian niggas be like: "no no no, it's nigeria not niger"
>Brazilian niggas be like "hello I am João Yamazaki Ququmba nice to meet you"
>korean tourists be like "glubglubglubglub"
>finnish niggas be like
>hello my name is vrilliprikattulikilallikakapipi tattapipikaka! would you like to stripapakillipuriki down at the vrisutillipipukurripa later today? the ristullipikutappakirukki are simply lakkupipi this time of vrisitattulapipikakkurettatatippipupipikaka!
>leafs be like "hello i'm Zhang Trudeau"
>Brits be like Am Lohd Chahles Foppington from Buckinghamptonfordshire and I drive a spohts cah alri?
>Romanian niggas be like: "spare some change?"
based
I literally don't remember the names of any manga/anime character with a Jap name, always like
>"my name's hakataka nunchuku"
>"eeeh?! with the kanji for beautiful and octopus, what a weirdo"
And then they go
>"what was that badump?"
>"but we're both guys"
>"you say that but you're reacting so well"
>"it slides in by itself"
>"your nipples are quite sensitive"
>"he's getting bigger inside me?!"
Pakiniggas be like Eid Mubarak, bro.
Yeah, same to you, bro.
>french niggas be like
>bonjour I'm Mahmòud Obbas T'ariq Ogungubuguzunigunizjinduzinuguni, purest child of Charlemagne
>swedish nibbas be like
>Hej im muhammad niggerbergen nice to meet you
Americans be like
>hello my name is Bill nice t-*BANG BANG BANG*
Mexican eses be like
>¡Oh no das way too icey hombre!
>swampnigger be like Ik noot wanderoo wololo aamandigoe
>nigerians be life "hello i'm obafemi nkong"
>Canadian niggas be like
>你想要米饭还是面条?
like*
Fix'd
>Aüstrian niqqas be like: Stopp kalling me gerrman furr ze lov ov gott.
ostia tio AJSJSJASJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ flipo
do they really...?
Kek. This whole thread is a blessing from God himself
>Russians be like I am Sergay Semenovich Gayorgyev and I am from Moss Cow
>Irish niggas be like 'top o' the mornin', my name is Mick O'Tato and I'm from Carbombagh'
>Romanian niggas be like Ave, I am Dragan Vladislav Ioanneescu and I am the last Roman in Europe. Da.
>Middle-eastern niggas be like
>hello my name is ali hussein yousof and i want to send money to yemen through MoneyGram please. i'm already in the system.
make me Laugh Out Loud (LOL)
take my upvote! :)
>South African niggas be like
>HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM HIT ME WIT DA CHING CHING
what an amazing thread
>Argentinian niggas be like
>"Hello, my name is Boludo Juarez and I'm white."
>Ghanaian niggas be like "blacker than you mohammed"
>Croatian niggas be like
>Bok, I'm Ivan Svetosavljević and I'm totally not Orthodox! Usto Isus Hristos na uskrs!
>Slovak niggas be like sckrzcsrhtml
>americans be like
>where I'm from? this state
>english niggas be like
>TOOFBROSH LOICENCE? NEVA 'EARD OF IT!
>French niggas be like: "Bonjour, my name is Pierre je la Voulaiox de la Croissantonne vu le Deterrecroix, I'm from Saints Michaelle de la Fromage du Pampignioin, from the Gascoinoir-Lorranseonne-Carcassonnapparioux-Avignoinoiroixu Province! Ravi de vous rencontrer!"
absolutely based
>Nigerian niggas be like
>Yeh, my noim is Olorin Okonokwe and oi'm from east Landan, innit? Whachu lookin at, wasteman?
>Greek niggas be like "Hello, my name is Peepee Poopooolous
>yugoslav be like "Hello, my name is Dročko Srakič"
>british niggas be like "can you chew this for me?"
>Australian niggas be like
>gdaycuntgimmeaburntsozzieannavbstreuthdownunnaroit
>spanish niggas be like: Jalo, I'm Yusuf Alhambra Jamón. Soy un vontante del UNIDAS PODEMOS
KEK
>me be like "I should kill myself, Im a failure"
lads
Based
>french niggas be like "blacker than you m'buntu"
>Pakistanis be like my name us Muhammad Khan
>Polish niggas be like my name is Sztanisszslawcs Pjotsçroscskowalsckiy