Japs be like: "Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima"

>Japs be like: "Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima"

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>polish niggas be like zcxccczczccczkzkxkzkkzkzkkxkckckkzzkkxkckzzkkzkzkzkzkzkkzkckxkzkzkkckzkzkckzkkzkckxkzkckkzkzkckzkzk

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Herro, my name Shitachikiro Yamashimamoto I from Takeshima

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>russian niggas be like
>hello my name is Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich Ivanovsky

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>do americans really be like?

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>Macedonian niggas be like: "hello, I'm Boris Ivanov, pure descendant of Alexander the Great"

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>Swedish niggas be like
>hello i mohamed bin abdullah, purest aryan genome in europe

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>Turkish niggas be like
>Götünden kan alayımmı oruspu çoçuğu, NE DİYON LAN

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Helou panocku! My name is Janosik Tatrzański

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>Hungarians be like "Hello my name is Laszló Csókolom from megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekértvar"

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>spanish niggas be like: jolines tío dejadme coger el picaporte de la puerta que estoy cagando leches para ver a Lobezno en La Jaula de Cristal.

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Hello barát! I'm László Kiskunfelegy, I recently moved from Zalaegerszeg to my new home of Székesfehérvár

>German niggas be like
> مرحباً اسمي علي وسأغتصبك الآن

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>Mexican niggas be like: "Spicy, huh? I've got the perfect thing for you, "bro"

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>Uighur niggas be like:

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>amerifats be like "hello, i'm 56% white. 44% fat"

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Cringe
Based

>Nigerian niggas be like: "no no no, it's nigeria not niger"

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>Brazilian niggas be like "hello I am João Yamazaki Ququmba nice to meet you"

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>korean tourists be like "glubglubglubglub"

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>finnish niggas be like
>hello my name is vrilliprikattulikilallikakapipi tattapipikaka! would you like to stripapakillipuriki down at the vrisutillipipukurripa later today? the ristullipikutappakirukki are simply lakkupipi this time of vrisitattulapipikakkurettatatippipupipikaka!

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>leafs be like "hello i'm Zhang Trudeau"

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>Brits be like Am Lohd Chahles Foppington from Buckinghamptonfordshire and I drive a spohts cah alri?

>Romanian niggas be like: "spare some change?"

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based

I literally don't remember the names of any manga/anime character with a Jap name, always like
>"my name's hakataka nunchuku"
>"eeeh?! with the kanji for beautiful and octopus, what a weirdo"
And then they go
>"what was that badump?"
>"but we're both guys"
>"you say that but you're reacting so well"
>"it slides in by itself"
>"your nipples are quite sensitive"
>"he's getting bigger inside me?!"

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Pakiniggas be like Eid Mubarak, bro.

Yeah, same to you, bro.

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>french niggas be like
>bonjour I'm Mahmòud Obbas T'ariq Ogungubuguzunigunizjinduzinuguni, purest child of Charlemagne

>swedish nibbas be like
>Hej im muhammad niggerbergen nice to meet you

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Americans be like
>hello my name is Bill nice t-*BANG BANG BANG*

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Mexican eses be like
>¡Oh no das way too icey hombre!

>swampnigger be like Ik noot wanderoo wololo aamandigoe

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>nigerians be life "hello i'm obafemi nkong"

>Canadian niggas be like
>你想要米饭还是面条?

like*
Fix'd

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>Aüstrian niqqas be like: Stopp kalling me gerrman furr ze lov ov gott.

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ostia tio AJSJSJASJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ flipo

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do they really...?

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Kek. This whole thread is a blessing from God himself

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>Russians be like I am Sergay Semenovich Gayorgyev and I am from Moss Cow

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>Irish niggas be like 'top o' the mornin', my name is Mick O'Tato and I'm from Carbombagh'

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>Romanian niggas be like Ave, I am Dragan Vladislav Ioanneescu and I am the last Roman in Europe. Da.

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>Middle-eastern niggas be like
>hello my name is ali hussein yousof and i want to send money to yemen through MoneyGram please. i'm already in the system.

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make me Laugh Out Loud (LOL)
take my upvote! :)

>South African niggas be like
>HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM HIT ME WIT DA CHING CHING

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what an amazing thread

>Argentinian niggas be like
>"Hello, my name is Boludo Juarez and I'm white."

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>Ghanaian niggas be like "blacker than you mohammed"

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>Croatian niggas be like
>Bok, I'm Ivan Svetosavljević and I'm totally not Orthodox! Usto Isus Hristos na uskrs!

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>Slovak niggas be like sckrzcsrhtml

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>americans be like
>where I'm from? this state

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>english niggas be like
>TOOFBROSH LOICENCE? NEVA 'EARD OF IT!

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>French niggas be like: "Bonjour, my name is Pierre je la Voulaiox de la Croissantonne vu le Deterrecroix, I'm from Saints Michaelle de la Fromage du Pampignioin, from the Gascoinoir-Lorranseonne-Carcassonnapparioux-Avignoinoiroixu Province! Ravi de vous rencontrer!"

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absolutely based

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>Nigerian niggas be like
>Yeh, my noim is Olorin Okonokwe and oi'm from east Landan, innit? Whachu lookin at, wasteman?

>Greek niggas be like "Hello, my name is Peepee Poopooolous

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>yugoslav be like "Hello, my name is Dročko Srakič"

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>british niggas be like "can you chew this for me?"

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>Australian niggas be like
>gdaycuntgimmeaburntsozzieannavbstreuthdownunnaroit

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>spanish niggas be like: Jalo, I'm Yusuf Alhambra Jamón. Soy un vontante del UNIDAS PODEMOS

KEK

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>me be like "I should kill myself, Im a failure"

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lads

Based

>french niggas be like "blacker than you m'buntu"

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>Pakistanis be like my name us Muhammad Khan
>Polish niggas be like my name is Sztanisszslawcs Pjotsçroscskowalsckiy