/brit/

the incel irishman is on one of his tirades lad
ignore him

face looks alright body is unimpressive.

>torrents
enjoy your literal ransomware

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Yeah she's fit and I'd definitely shag her and have shagged better looking than her but she just seems like a basic bitch and it's a bit creepy you're parading her around here kind of narcissitic as well which makes me believe you're not going to last with her because of your low self esteem

youtube.com/watch?v=HqmsQUTMhYM

banger

>Torrenting music

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she give you tit wanks?

7-8/10

my gf is hotter

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Based and redpilled post

t. jochem

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Oi oi

>gatekeep
hat

just miss her lad shes on holiday with her family for 2 weeks n everytime she sends me a selfie i start hankering to pound her fanny again

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you could have used that 120 quid to pay a prozzie and lose your virginity

emperor's new clothes

holy shit no one cares you uninteresting blogging cunt fuck off

>teehee i have a gf :v

wowwwwww savageeeeeee

what does her arsehole smell like?

Opposite imo

If I'm here refusing to pay for music be it through spotify or whatever, what makes you think I'd be Jochem giving $100 to random women?

are you really trying to brag about bagging the literal definition of a 5/10?

Based gf poster triggering diego into maximum seethe

spluttering at you using youtube for music in the current present year

This. Let's get back to poo-posting.

>I don't listen exlcusively to greatest hits radio while driving to toil in my ford fiesta

anything else is a cope.

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Found a news story from 01/01/1900 lads

THE NEWS:

1st January 1900.

As the new century was rung last night the extent of Britain's imperial powers have never been greater. "The Empire", stated one newspaper report "stretching round the globe, has one heart, one head, one language, one policy".
There is of course the matter of the Boer War which started a few months ago, but no-one is in any doubt that the fight with this "stubborn breed of Dutch peasants revolting against the just sovereignty of the Queen" will soon end in victory. The relief of Ladysmith, for instance, one knowledgeable war correspondent has declared, is only days away.
Certainly looking back to the beginning of the previous century the picture was far gloomier - America recently lost, war with Dutch, Spain and France in progress, mutinies at the Nore and Spithead and Napoleon's rise just beginning. Yet such a start was, as we all know, followed by a century of unparalleled success and expansion. So it seems not unreasonable to speculate that the next hundred years might well be even more glorious.

irishmen

Fuck off you freak

Ahaha I know this girl, Lucy yeah?

Apparently I'm a bad person for putting "make sure the driver is white" on my delivery request.
I simply don't trust pakis.

youtube.com/watch?v=jWskQy5-b5Y

shout out to year 11 disco 2010

I was already wanking.

I'm not stupid enough I'd post my girlfriend here because people would save it and tyry and dox her and find out who you are and upload her pictures to random porn sites

no

Why do people pretend to enjoy coffee? Don't get it, tastes so horrible and bitter.

>I simply don't trust pakis.
who does?

fuck off underage child

Death Grips were decent live. Saw a few qts too.

Same reason they do with beer.

good post

I'm 22

Might make laksa lads

blog on you uninteresting cunt

>preferring the caffeinated drink of brown people over the caffeinated drink of other brown people
White people use caffeine pills and amphetamines, not Indian-drink and Turk-drink.

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rorke

>spotify is convenient bro
>wtf what makes you think id give $100 to random women

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>120 quid for all the latest Top 40 hits?
>What a bargain
>Ed Sheeran, Beyonce, Kanye, all my favourites, they're all here!

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it doesnt taste that bad when you get used to it
also because it wakes you up

no they wouldnt cos your gf is either non existent or butters lmao

t. has never drunk good coffee

Thick cunt

quite b & r

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Lad, are you new? Someone has a complete catalogue of people that have uploaded their faces here. Imagine what people like the Saffer, that unhinged cuck Swede or Doug the Virgin would do to her images? They'd get reupped all over the internet

Can't turn on my PC without thinking someone is watching me.

>Join a random discord link through a meme account on twitter
>They're having a karaoke night
>"You know what. Everyone's having fun. They're all strangers. Maybe this is my chance to make some friends. After all they're just strangers, who cares right?"
>Ask for a turn
>Start singing (as a joke of course)
>They mute me
>"Well that was boring. who's next?"
>Face goes completely red and I start sweating like crazy
>Leave server
>Delete discord
I can't get myself to make another account because every time I look at the logo I remember.

Nothing Was The Same .

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Autism detector just exploded whilst monitoring this post

you realise you can put local files into Spotify

Nazbol-Ancap alliance

your gf probably posts her pictures to instagram which has a bigger viewing than any thread on an anime cartoon enthusiast website you dumb fucking mongoloid

>The driver is currently 8 stops away
He approaches.

Just call them gay and continue with your life la

youtu.be/1k8_qELKCPw
for me its nsbm

fit
have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

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It'll come back and bite you if you're blogging about her on a public imageboard mate just saying

Imagine not knowing how to drive

face like melted fudge

rafe my gf

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corrr
are tim looking fuckin hench today

he-e-e-ey ju-u-de do-on't be afra-a-aid
[mentally ill man playing piano badly]

Don't need to imagine it

mighty mighty

vexation is theft

whats the worst thing you’re afraid of

youtube.com/watch?v=XTy8CrCJfb4

lekker kick

How do normies even function with tech?
Every other day there's a huge data breach that requires you to change your passwords, you have to set up 2FA on everything unless you want some chink brute forcing everything you own.

imagine being proud of being a cager

the gf

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>Oh yeah let me just pay 120 quid a year to play my own music mixed in with basic bitch chart topping pop tripe
Getting my wallet out right now.

>blogging about your 6/10 plain jane on a Congolese basket weaving forum

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timothyjamesbyrnehereflatspracklenhousedukesplacemarlowitsthe22ndjuly2016andthedentistjustputthisthroughmyletterboxmarcushausendontmesswithmesunshine

imagining having an actual wedding one day ahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Passed my test, still can’t drive

The only significant thing I've ever done to date is get my pretty pink full drivers licence. Bit cringey you lot don't know how to drive haha

Been with a gf for a few years but I want to break up. Don't really have a good reason, other than I want to be single. She's devoted and loyal and sweet and good for me but I can't be arsed

How do I go about ending this