Thank you Amerifats

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Don't try to understand niggers.

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Around 200 iirc, and yes they were under british commandment. Search for Comando Hubert.

Makes sense. Most Free French were fighting from the south.

I feel really bad for those Spanish Republicans fighting under French command, poor bastards believed they would liberate their own nations after Paris.

All I have read makes me think ''Free French'' where just a Pr thing invented by British to make internal French sentiment more welcoming

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Who doesn't love france? Bffs forever.

Couldn't be further from the truth. The Free French acted like snobbish cunts toward the British High Command, and then they blamed us for the mass loss of French life.

The bloody French Resistance was more useful than them.

>Free French were fighting from the south
Around 250.000 there, but for some reason no one celebrates the Provence landing.

>French Resistance
U mean British cunts working behind enemy lines to save downed pilots?
>The Free French acted like snobbish cunts toward the British High Command
I know. This is why PR had to be improved with propaganda. Brits wanted French to seem more ''proactive''

>U mean British cunts working behind enemy lines to save downed pilots?

That was the SOE. The SOE trained the resistance.

The only complain I've heard from vets towards brits is about Dunkerque.

Dunkirk? Why is that? Is it the concept we abandoned the French even though Churchill told the French to keep up the fight and prepare for a regroup?

Correct. SOE operatives outnumbered Resistance ''fighters''
youtube.com/watch?v=M-_5JJmNB6E

youtube.com/watch?v=YO-Ocueehfc

Well there was that one time in the 1950s where France threatened to pull out of NATO and join the fresh Warsaw Pact if we did not support them in their imperial ambitions in Vietnam, quelling the rebellion there. Our CIA sent planes and spies, but by the time of Dien Bien Phu the French imperial forces were fucked six ways to Sunday.

Then we got stuck in Vietnam as "containment of communism" and lost thousands of American lives due to French arrogance, including my great-uncle.

So no, I'm not going to forgive them for that. They literally killed Americans by threatening to ally with Soviets. France was an excellent ally in the 18th and 19th century but they have betrayed us ever since. Even when we spend blood in Normandy, too, they betray us 10 years later.

Note to French people: I am not criticizing you. I hate De Gaulle. And I hate your government's arrogant proclivity toward the Soviet Union. Now that the USSR is dead, Germany is taking up the mantle of being a Russian cocksucker, so thankfully you aren't on our radar now.

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Vichy France did nothing wrong

I'd expect nothing else from a boot licker.

Those who fought didn't care about politics, they only remember they fought alone and were left behind. The feeling of treason was apparently strong.

disgusting ameritoid, i hope you get cancer, its all your own damn fault

>be under prepared
>lose quickly
>be given two options
>be bombed to nothing
>exist in a semi independent state but fight alongside the germans

It was a matter of survival, and all actions taken by vichy france were actions taken out of necessity

>colonizing Vietnam was our fault
nah that's all on you mon amie

We are just experts at cleaning up your and Britain's messes

>Vietnam
>Israel
>Egypt
>Canada
>Syria
>Lebanon
>Libya
>Panama

It's funny that Jow Forums calls us lapdogs of the Jews when in reality we are lapdogs of the British and French

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You didnt help shit you only went to Vietnam to install your puppet state while shooting in our legs

Colonization was a mistake

The only reason we entered Vietnam was because you were blackmailing us to leave NATO unless we helped you quell the rebellion.

I'm sorry this isn't taught in French schools, but it's the truth. You fucked us.

>lybia
>panama
w-what ?

I'm not fat!

Yes it was, and besides the Philippines and Cuba, I'm happy to say that most of our history has been anti-colonial in nature. Especially the Suez Canal Crisis, where we told Britain and France to both fuck off out of the middle east

Too bad it was too late. And too bad for Iraq and Afghanistan, which was a combination of Bush Jr. being a retarded daddy's boy and Osama bin Laden being a retard short term thinker.

Russians lost 20 million people to defeat Hitler

Thank you amerifats!!

This

The Panama Canal was started by France but you guys lost a lot of workers due to malaria and gave up on the project. The USA picked it up and, while we lost some initial workers, the cure to malaria was invented by the British and we were able to finish it

For Libya, read this chronology:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_2011_Libyan_Civil_War_before_military_intervention

People blame the USA for this war, but it's not the truth. Sarkozy called for Gadaffi's death first. This is because Gadaffi wanted to depose the CFA Franc currency, which is tied to your own banks, and replace it with a Pan-African currency. Sarkozy did not want this, so he headed the invasion of Libya using NATO equipment. The USA participated, and we are guilty, but we did not lead it. We followed your lead.

Do you think it bothers the Belgians that we associate their greatest culinary contribution with the French?

Earth is rightful french clay

>Belgium
who?

don't know about panama, but Libya was pretty much France and UK's doing. Both proposed the UN resolution to do legal military action against Libya and led the strikes. US only provided the firepower.

If you actually entered and did not just dick around waiting to steal Vietnam from us where the fuck were your troops?

>but fight alongside the germans
>but fight alongside the germans
>but fight alongside the germans
>Vichy
Vichy was a non-belligerent, the only times they fired on allied troops were when defending what little sovereignty Vichy had.
It was never an axis co-belligerent.

The US Congress controls the budget, which includes any provisions for declaration of war. As such, we could only send "military advisers" (read: CIA) until the War Powers Act of 1973

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Powers_Resolution

Legally, our hands were tied for Vietnam

I seem to recall a lot of French men fighting in Russia

Did you even know the Polish had S-H-I-Ps at D-Day

Fuck yearh

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>The only reason we entered Vietnam was because you were blackmailing us to leave NATO unless we helped you quell the rebellion.

1.no, we weren't blackmailing you, that myth is perpetuated by a fucking mistranslation
2. Even if we did, why the fuck would you gone there several years AFTER we washed our hands of it?
You left us hanging, and when you realized that yes, they were actually commies, you went in.
Screw you, you wouldn't listen. What came after is your own mess.

Individual French men joined the Waffen-SS too but they don't represent the country.

reminder that shitloads of frenchies died due to american bombings in france

please no, this is a sacred thread for Americans to argue with French and British

this is an Allied zone

The battle against the Russian animal is in everyone's interest.

Never forget
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_liberation_of_France

we ain't allies

>a lot
>7000 at peak
Pick one

They also technically were foreign volunteers in the German armed forces and not under Vichy control in any capacity, since Vichy remained nominally neutral.
There had been volunteers from basically all over the world fighting for the germans at some points, even a handful of americans and brits under german uniform.

Why would you ask an anti-imperialist power to help keep your imperial demense? That's like asking the USSR to help you keep your colonies, it just doesn't make sense

The only way you would have convinced us was through blackmail. The USA was opposed to the USSR, why not threaten the USA by moving to the Soviet bloc to maintain your empire? I very much detest De Gaulle but he wasn't stupid.

>my planet is beautiful France
ftfy

Search Pierre Le Gloan, a pilot who shot down Germans and British planes.

This is the Churchill Crocodile. It would like a word with SS troops in Falaise.

you're right, we don't support colonialism in Africa or Indochina

funny enough Vietnam has the highest approval rating of all countries in Asia for us right now, so the anti-China axis is going to be based on the American-Vietnamese relationship going into the 21st century.

pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/04/30/vietnamese-see-u-s-as-key-ally/

The USA doesn't have to colonize other countries to forge a relationship. If anything, Cuba hates us and the Philippines is milquetoast. But Vietnam, who we bombed with napalm and agent orange? Apparently they like us, for whatever godforsaken reason

Rape is ubiquitous in war in general, and no nation is innocent. Men, both civilians and POW's, are often systematically raped as well but nobody really discusses it because of the taboo.

>anti-imperialist power
>USA
Always a good laugh

>Why would you ask an anti-imperialist power to help keep your imperial demense?
Because by the 1950's the intent wasn't to keep Vietnam as a colony anyway, the stated goal was to give it back autonomy and eventually independence within a framework akin to the british commonwealth, in case you didn't notice all the fucking around we did with Bao Dai and such. Colonial administration was being turned over to locals anyway, we just didn't want to see the commies seize it all.

>The USA was opposed to the USSR, why not threaten the USA by moving to the Soviet bloc to maintain your empire?
Still
Talking
About
A
MISTRANSLATION.
Because thinking that De Gaulle threatened to join the soviet bloc is just so hilariously off the mark only an american without any passing knowledge of the context and the character would say such a fuckery.

No, he didn't threaten to join the soviet side you dimwit, he just stated a fact that post-WWII France had a VERY powerful communist party that was kept in check by De Gaulle, and that if he were to be ousted from power, the commies would inevitably be the ones filling the void.
He had absolutely no fucking sympathy to the soviets, that very concept is hilarious.

It looks like shes standing in front of the Rising Sun Flag. Make it again.

>The USA doesn't have to colonize other countries to forge a relationship
kek, coming from the war monger to impose its hegemonism that's rich

>But Vietnam, who we bombed with napalm and agent orange? Apparently they like us, for whatever godforsaken reason
Shared hatred of chinks is a pretty strong reason

>Always a good laugh
An empire requires annexation of foreign cultures and then administration of those territories. The USA did this with Cuba and the Philippines, and we gave up (thankfully)

Meanwhile the USA has a very strong anti-imperialist policy as shown by all these:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monroe_Doctrine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Corollary

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis

Too bad we couldn't support en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_French_intervention_in_Mexico considering we had just recovered from our Civil War (which, to let you know, the Mexicans are still angry toward you for)

Then we allied with the USSR in world wars with preconditions to get the UK to release its territories, because the USSR was also an anti colonialist power. We hated them, but we still allied with them over that particular principle.

American history is a lot deeper than you think my friend.

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Thanks

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For everything

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Hegemony is different from colonialism. Colonialism and imperialism means we force our people/colonists on foreign territories and make them obey our laws, which just is not true.

Hegemony is the ability to threaten any country on the planet and force them to accept bilaterial agreements, like a supreme form of Gunboat Diplomacy. This is exactly what the Portuguese, British and then us did to Japan, but we did not annex Japan or make Japan part of our empire. That's a significant distinction IMO.

The current situation is that the world trade system is highly reliant on the transport of oil and food, and the US protects the seas with its navy, ergo the US is in a position of military hegemony. If you would like to pay 4%+ GDP per year on navy costs, be my fucking guest, at least we'd be able to shrink down to 1-2% and then spend our savings on healthcare and university.

Mujahedeen apparently raped a lot of male Soviet POWs.

i see you inherited from the brit their perfidy.

imagine doing pic related but they still hate chinese more than us

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Colonialism literally means transplanting people from one place to another

The only time the USA has ever done this was Liberia, so I don't understand your point

Because the Chinese unironically did worse to them.

MENA soldiers are some of the most well-documented male rapists of all, not that that should surprise anyone. The stigma there is especially strong.

>An empire requires annexation of foreign cultures and then administration of those territories.
You could also say "imposing your will upon everyone else", and all your openly stated anti-imperialist policies start to look more like getting rid of the competition than anything else.
Because, and especially since all that middle-east clusterfuck, hardly anybody thinks you want to protect freedumb out of the simple purity of your heart.
That's incredibly naive.

>I sure wish those nicely dressed Nazis could come back and save us from the graffiti and the blackies! And bring back the
>Enforced German Timezones
>Enforced food stamps and unpaid forced labour
>Massacre of entire villages, including the burning of a church with an entire populous of french villagers inside by the 2nd SS Panzer Division
>Intense gestapo and military subservience
>Mass genocide

Blame your own countrymen's policies.

I can't imagine

Napalm just doesn't extinguish

>says the literal colony

France already has forgotten
SAD

>The total number of civilians killed was 68,778 men, women and children (including the 2,700 civilians killed in Royan).
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_France_during_World_War_II

Allies murdered more French civilians than Germans did during four years of occupation.

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The Monroe and Roosevelt doctrine largely fucked European powers out of South America, and we didn't bother them until the USSR undermined their elections

Then all of South America turned into a conflagrated hellhole with Cold War proxy wars

lol greek burger shop

and STILL morally superior to anglos

Yes, the British colonized us and you helped us (alongside German and Polish military advisors) to fuck them off

is this not common knowledge?

Oh sorry Fritz, what were we supposed to bloody do. Destroy Panzer Divisions fairly? Fuck off.

my point is that you're perfidiously redoing the scheme of colonialism refraining the badly vision of colonialism but in the end owning all the profits and you're doing it at a scale never done in the past for the sole purpose to push your consumerism and the fall of our civilisations for some fat jewish in their golden tower.

Brits and french declared war on Germany, I reject every previous bloodbath and brethen infight though. Oradour is a tragedy, every single death in Europe is a tragedy, and everything began when the french and the brits declared war.

>lindybeige
>implying he has a shred historical objectivity when it comes to france
>and pretty much anything else.

isn't Leonidas a chocolaterie chain

But sure, blame it on the black.

>>Massacre of entire villages, including the burning of a church with an entire populous of french villagers inside by the 2nd SS Panzer Division
>murderes 70,000 civilians in bomb raids alone

Euros have always exploited jews for moneylending, so why are you blaming us for this now?

Jews literally funded 90% of Europe's most deadliest wars, ranging from the most inaccurate Venetian crossbowman to the most dangerous Swiss pikesman

You fuckers aren't human beings I fail to see why the killing of Germans is unethical.

Your hellhole is about to collapse and it will be salvation for everyone on earth.

>talking shit about the time USA saved Vietnam from the holodomor
You are an unpatriotic, anti-american traitor this joke would have been funnier if I had a vpn to use an American flag.