Your cunt

What kind of shithole do you live in? I've never seen a single fatass on a bike, while all the Chads have one.

i don't know how to ride a bike

>What kind of shithole do you live in?
The wonderful state of Cager Copeland

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I don’t mind people riding bicycles, sometimes I even do so myself. But I hate cyclists. With a passion.

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Based, they piss off the shitty drivers in my city.

Dindus of the road. If they're not breaking traffic laws and blowing through stop signs, they're nearly running down pedestrians on urban sidewalks. However, the lowest form of road users are anyone who uses those electric scooters.

wouldn't be a problem if people used the left lane only for overtaking as they fucking should

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I don't mind them. Just the small group that ride like assholes. Luckily cops have been going hard on them lately.
I ride my bicycle to work and I love mountain biking but I ride on bike lanes, stop at red lights when I'm in the city.

The first step is to get a collection of dildos and start dating trannys

the lowest form of road users are soccer moms with SUVs

>I love mountain biking
Same. And I hate road cyclists. They can all burn in hell.

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yeah, they're pretty low when they're on their knees sucking my benis :)))

absolutely turbobased
carcucks who drive in cities need to be executed

>However, the lowest form of road users are anyone who uses those electric scooters
Kek, I've seen those people. They're the epitome of pure soi.

Scooter cuck
>paid several times more than bike
>have to regularly charge just to move
>thinks it's eco-friendly, doesn't know about coal-fired power plants
>has to send scooter to (((manufacturer))) for repairs
>lazy as shit, weak twink legs
>goes flying into the ground during collisions with Chad cyclists

based

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>out driving
>see cyclist coming up
>pass him on the left
Why is this so hard for other people?

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Most people I know and most people at work ride bicycles everyday. I do as well, but following the traffic rules is pretty simple. No idea why idiots gotta run red lights and shit all the times. That goes for cars as well by the way.

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I wish we had bike lanes here

>the lowest form of road users
Oh you mean pic related?

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First step: read this
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertia
Second step: sit on bike and then start using your legs on pedals while keeping your arms straight
Third step: believe in the basic newton physics laws.

Congratulations, now you know how to ride a bike!

Generally fine but road bikers who ride in the middle of the road, on the sidewalk and run through stop signs and red lights are cunts.

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segways are based, they're the harmless retards that people point and laugh at

Great post. The worst thing about cars is the way they completely destroy how everything new gets planned and built when the majority of people are using them. Car cultures end up with nothing even being walkable, and a lot of prime land being wasted on parking. And the people not in cars, those walking on streets and taking public transport, end up just being the lower class and immigrants (hence making walking and public transport unsafe and unusable for everyone else, driving more people into seeing cars as the only option - I have never seen this anywhere worse than in the US).

Plus all of the 100 IQ idiots going around thinking they're so mature and special just because they spent a lot of money and still pay a lot of taxes on an overhyped go-kart.

Not then they ride their slow fucking things on the road, against red lights, into traffic etc. Which they all do here.

Cycling recreationally is fine but cycling to work seems utterly stupid. You just end up being very sweaty unless you have a shower at work (which may not be possible). If your workplace is not within walking distance and parking/running a car is an issue, you're better off just using public transport.

I guess you could take your bike with you on the train/bus in the morning and cycle home from work, although then you just end up being that wanker whose bike takes up loads of space on the train.

>I wish we had bike lanes here
We have them everywhere. I can ride from my front door to anywhere in the city and even to the neighbouring cities on bike lanes alone. They are plenty and usually pretty nice.

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exact same here, 5/5 to go bikings without worrying about cars

Not necessarily, you can ride a bike with the same amount of energy expenditure as walking, and the bike uses the energy more efficiently. You'd only arrive as a sweaty mess if you were very physical unfit, going up hills, or going faster than you needed to. So yeah, you do ideally need to be in a city which is both flat, and has segregated bike paths where you can safely go any speed.

I have 14 km to my job. I ride my bike that distance every morning, don't even break a sweat if I keep a chill tempo. Takes about 35-40 minutes depending on what roads I take.
Not a chance in hell I'm getting on a bus full of people in the morning. I cycle and I like it.

not everyone is 250kg

they make carfags seethe hard as fuck so they're based, I'm proud to be one

>he does not ride a bike to work during winters when there's 10cm of snow, snowflakes size of a hankey falling down with temperature at -20 celsius
Weakling.

>seems utterly stupid
>You just end up being very sweaty

Dude, what? I spend less energy on my bicycle going to work than I do on foot and/or running between buses.
I got like 15-20 minutes ride to work, few hills but mostly flat. I cruise around on a Hermes bike from 1944 with no gears.
This. Get's down to -35C here in my city. That wakes you up in the morning.

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Very anti-social.

damn I'm jelly, kinda wish I could do the same.
I got around 25km to work, some random estimate tool says it would take an hour and half.
Although I already waste around an hour and ~10 minutes on traveling walk -> train -> walk and then even a bus afterwards, fuck I want to move
>driving on the left
could this be the civilized land of britannia?

Totally fine with the normal ones.The spandex wearing faggots can burn in hell though.

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Bro you just stole this meme and added your OC on it

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A very based post.

>could this be the civilized land of britannia?

Probably is, yeah. It tends to be aspirational middle class types who ride bikes here, while the working class watch Top Gear and prop up their weak self-esteem by driving cheap cars and vans thinking it makes them better than the chad cyclist who has higher IQ, higher income and is in much better physical shape.

This except for the scooter part since I've never seen any as they aren't really available around here yet. Fuck cyclists.
t. pedestrian

you fat fuck i can cycle to work at a leisurely walking pace and be fine

Unfortunately yes, it is in Northern Ireland, 50/50 chance they are Brits

that was big news around here, all the prods claiming it was catholics on facebook and vice versa

I didn't pay a loan for my car, it hardly pollutes anything despite being a gas guzzler, I fix it myself, and driving is somewhat high stress so you can't be mentally lazy driving

I like cyclists but It would never be possible in the UK.

you can't cycle in the usa because its too big and their is a lot of inequality of income but also iq and personality. I don't mind cycling in sweden with svens et al driving, but do i really want cleetus, tyrone, tyrese, norf fc #1 fan, muhhameds wife, zhangita, pajeeta driving next to me? No thanks. Maybe if some sort of eugenics programme is enacted we can cycle everywhere which will be great.

good post
there should be IQ tests to get your drivers loicense

Run the fuckers down.

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>Sweden in 2019
>Only contains "svens et al"

user, I...

janny are you OK?

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