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Pretty based post ngl

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hi mrs. zune

How did you know I own a zune?

true, what a smart guy that hitler chap was

Not accurate enough it includes the s*uth

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>dixie completely excluded
Based

i didn't, i just thought it'd be funny cause your nickname starts with a z and ur a millennial

cringe.

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coastie.

aren’t u a tranny tho lol

I'm horny but I'm too anxious to masturbate or have sex

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fuckin hate old people

Your tiny sliver of coast doesn't exempt you from the coastiecide, toasty coastie.

yeah so you should take his word, porn made him want to be the girl so badly he became a tranny

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Not a millennial, don't ever call me that again bud

haha yeah

no but I did self insert

>coastie
>Your tiny sliver of coast doesn't exempt you from the coastiecide, toasty coastie.
>toasty coastie.
oh my are you coming on to me.
what is the insult? am i too "toasty" in a house that doesn't leak and isn't made out of logs...

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Fucking a trap is possibly the most based and redpilled thing you can do.

You are fucking a boy, a boy whose father raised him to be a boy, who never thought he would be doing HRT and getting cummed in his asshole, who probably thought his son would grow up to start a nice family like him, but instead is getting fucked in the ass by another man, moaning femininely, and taking the seed of another, more alpha man into his womb. He is not just homosexual, but made into a woman. If only his father could see this, what he would be thinking inside of his head, that he raised his little boy just to be a cum-dumpster for another man.

You, by fucking him, are meta-physically cucking another man, stripping him of all his honor and dignity, and it is the most alpha thing you can possibly do.

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fag

a bit homosexual, laddy boy

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ur almost 30 lol

more like ladyboy

>am i too "toasty" in a house that doesn't leak and isn't made out of logs...

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streamable.com/2lww6

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I would beat the shit out of you if you fucked one of my cousins and made them into a trap.
tie your hands together and throw you into the river.
lol go take some percocet, flyover.

>"a-user... my peni feels f-funny whenever I think about y-you..."

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Making a comfy dindin buds

might go see Godzilla again later

what is it?

who makes ping pong paddles to commemorate a death?

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Back from johnny eagle. Got:
>4 root beers
>4 cokes
>1 sprite
>2 vanilla ice creams
>1 bag of lay's classic

installing Microsoft Visual Studio

damn fatty

Thinner than you and your gf.

Should make a root beer float bud

nah

vot fackin place in the Pacufifc porthwest can i gettings good wifi?

Maybe a root beer float. I heard that coke and vanilla go well together, what if I make a coke float?

How much do you want to bet? One round with your gf in bed?

sausage, kraut, and roasted new potatoes
pretty simple but it’s all nice local stuff

>got a haircut today
>will probably be my last before just shaving the damn thing bald

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mom's house has good wifi

Yeah coke works pretty good too, I prefer root beer personally. Or mix the root beer and the coke if you're feeling bold

that is pretty comfy, good job user

fuckin grim bud. I'd probably kms if I go bald

sounes like my dindin desu

I wouldn't dare you sonofabitch.

oh righto mate come at me and i knock you willy

watching that old lady spin made me laugh until I cried. first time I had a good laugh in years.

sometimes windows really PISSES me off

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okay bhenchod come matharchod i fucker your facebasterd bitch i fucked my mom and cum inside her and use her cum creampie and freeze it into hollow point bullet shell and shoot u with cum bullet filling motherchod

>just get an asian gf they said
>asians are cute, they said

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Right is cute tho.

this guy on r9k paid a girl a days wage per day (literally, so MINIMUM 60$+) to talk to him and she didnt even talk to him lmao
so he went to complain, and she shows up saying it was her second job and she was busy

PLEASE look at this thread with me. holy shit

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That's a fan

saw that thread earlier

does is americans really? LOL!

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the chick showed up look at it now

Shooting hajis does sound like fun tho

youtube.com/watch?v=-OwnxORF7pY&feature=youtu.be

too bad they didn't include the scene where he shot at looters during hurricna katrina and where he shot two guys who tried to carjack him haha

LOL!

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cumfrens

why do shitskins put so much seasoning on everything so fucking annoying

or the part where he lied about fighting jesse ventura

I do 15%
I think it would be rude not to tip
no, the system isnt fair, but its basic decency.

Based

Are you white by any chance?

Tipping is fucking awful, but I do like the idea of being able to support a local business extra if you want to but don't need to buy more products or services

it's built it because they're generally low IQ andmany of them didn't figure out how to preserve meat well, so they had to make their rancid rat meat not taste like shit by putting every seasoning under the sun on it

>they're generally low IQ andmany of them didn't figure out how to preserve meat well
are you that fucking stupid you think preserving meat is something you need to be white to do

Racism is a dead end ideology

youtu.be/Si_a2r9zdIM

Wasn’t that part made up like

settle down, shitskin.

waiters are unneeded
going up to the counter is the best restaurant method, and i'm glad richer establishments are starting to do it

Stop with this meme, they absolutely did not do this. Spices won't preserve meat

racists

Not going to try coke float. Floats are a bad idea.

7/8 white, 1/8 native

why?

What’s wrong with tipping? It brings the cost of food down and the waiter gets tax free money they don’t have to declare

yes

>Spices won't preserve meat
never said they would, dingus.

the excessive spices are because they COULD NOT preserve their meat and were to hide the rotting flavor.

t. retard

you didnt even acknowledge it probably because you know thats a stupid ass idea

wtf i thought mexicans were the ones living tax free

>What's wrong with tipping?

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