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/brit/ isn't a pit. /brit/ is a ladder. Many who try to meme fail and never get to try it again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to post with the lads. They refuse. They cling to the /cum/ or /v4/ or /mena/. Illusions. Only /brit/ is real. The lads are all there is.
chaos is a ramp
i like when yanks talk shit about /cum/
dunno why
The photos with the nieces and nephews – “I don’t have any kids, and so I spend my time with them to fill the void. I want you to know that I WANT kids, and this conversation will most certainly come up on a first date. I’ll want you to know that my expectation going forward in the relationship is to have kids of my own.”
The photos with cat face/mouse face/snapchat filters – “I still haven’t grown up. I act like a child. So expect to be frustrated with me when I can’t be serious. I’m overly goofy because someone told me I’m cute. Did I mention I’m emotionally unstable? We’re gonna have lots of arguments.”
The photos of her in alcohol environments – “I like to party, I tend to get drunk, which means you’ll have to contend with me getting drunk and flirty with the guys at the bar/club. I’m a slut. Esp when it’s girls night out.”
The photos of her with her parents – “I wants you to know that marriage is the end game. I’m gonna be pushing for you to meet the family quickly.” These types of women generally rush the relationship because they want to hurry up and get locked in. Sometimes they use photos of them with their brother as well. It's another subtle way of saying "this is who you have to earn approval from".
The photos with her friends (aka THE HIVE) – “My friends who I hang with all the time, are also single; but they’re the ones who I will be approval seeking you with.” With any luck, you might find which friend you actually want to bang before you break up with her.
The photos of her trying to look interesting (travel, sports, etc) – “I have a lot of alone time, and need something to occupy it so I don’t kill myself with depression. I’m not really into most of this stuff, but I figure this my increase my chance with the guys.” Beware of any women with an extensive amount of travel photos. That means she’s expecting you to subsidize her “feels”. Also, in most cases, since the majority of these women make $30-60k a year, they can’t afford all of this travel. So either the cash and prizes paid for it, or someone else did.
The photos of her with a horse- "My parents are middle class and divorced, I have a double- barrelled surname because my mother refused to change hers, I expect you to pay for everything and won't date you unless you make six figures plus. I'm completely asexual but will use sex as a bargaining tool to get what I want. I am completely cold and unloving and getting involved with me will leave you miserable. Likely to get married, have kids, subsequent divorce as I take the house, half your money and make the kids hate you for no other reason than I can."
had corn earlier and just now when I peed it smelt like corn
blog on you uninteresting cunt
3 more hours until waitrose opens lads
blog on you uninteresting cunt
Don't mind blogposts when they're not fucking walls of text
fair call
/brit/ was built on the brief blogpost
brevity being the soul of wit and all
ne wanna fite me? C'mon !
living inside of a hollow half-shell (/i.e, skull) and fiting my way into a fit
YOU DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ARMS YOURE JUST A BRAIN YOU DOOFUS!!!
old enough to remember dvds and part time playstations ama
i'll never be able to buy a house
pagans are just bored Larping satanists prove me wrong
I only date girls who’s photos are just them either standing in front of a plain white wall or on the toilet
any new south welshmen in?
that I am
most real estate is transferred fee simple as opposed to life estate
what anime is this?
that was worth posting
HAHA
t. Queenslander
FOY
found the basedboy
based and rothschild
would love to use the word nexus in the correct context one day
it's where the french-anglo capt. of the enterprise goes after he dies
Captain Kirk chopping wood innit?
Galaxy Express 999
Real yank hours waddup my dudes
talked to an "in training" english ex-pat today at Starbucks. was an odd conversation because it immediately moved into brexit territory and I got the impression she left BECAUSE of brexit, is that somethin or other? c'mon! she left BECAUSE of brexit. YEESH
I knew this was coming
At least I had an excuse to get pissed on Wednesday right guys?
thats what its all about i don't even care about footy but it was an actual good game a well. And the people i watched it with were seething at the ref the whole time
8 hours and 10 minutes
Because you went to the wrong thread, faglord
Brexit is a codeword for white genocide
yeah same as you lad and yeah it really ended up being quite good, the boys and I got real into it
Shocking second half by the blues though
can't really put it into words how much i love my country and my people
i wish the whole world was british, it's just so fucking good
nice. love this type of pride in one's heritage.
good on ya mate nowt wrong with being proud of your identity
meat is murder
kys
ty
I watched this on the weekend because of this picture, haven't seen it since I was a kid. Good nostalgia, weird to remember scenes from so long ago. Not a bad movie in it's own right either.
>I watched this at the weekend
ftfy, your language skills are devolving
frankly i quite like cute girls who enjoy dainty feminine things and who wear lovely dresses or soft feminine cardigans/jumpers
here, have an upvote sir.
as a matter of fact, you can have all my internets for the day.
100mg of sertraline straight down the gullet
this will trigger Jow Forums
oh no no no
mm beer
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4channel thinks i'm a brit again, so i can't larp as a chink with an australian flag anymore, that's like 50% of my usual posts i can't make now, ffs
mm girl poo
not to be rude for rude's sake mate but I think it's a good thing you can't continue this gimmick you've described
chink larping is great fun, everyone calls us changs anyway, so may as well embrace it. 90% of the auschinks you see here are probably me
on ear headphones yeah or nah?
Yeah. In ear headphones give me swimmers ear and are a general pain.
yeah, they're not any worse in sound quality than in-ear IMO, and of course more comfortable and easier to keep on
~t. got horrible ear infection from in-ear phones
I mean as opposed to over ear
Advantages of over-ear headphones:
Better audio quality
Not uncomfortable
Won’t give you an infection
Isn’t that what you were asking about? You said on ear, figured you meant over-ear.
Which do you mean by which term?
I was talking about the type that hooks over your ear, as opposed to the type that go in your ear, or over your head.
Good morning America, how are ya?
Said don't ya know me, I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans
I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done
all those 3 day weekends and 4 day weeks in May fuck you up
swear it was Friday when I woke up
>in ear
in your ear
>over ear
cups sit on your head around your ears and isolate
>on ear
smaller pads sit on your ears
what level of super saiyan are we on now? 12?
6'5 and got a 7 inch willy lads
spent last night drunk messaging old tinder hookups and got unmatched by all of them
for me its over ear
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God
Blue
does it still take 20 episodes for anything to happen?
Oh well I've never been a fan of over-ear headphones because my head's too big for most headbands to be comfortable (actually broke a pair). But while I had them on I didn't find them that much better than the €10 on-ear type I have that hooks over my ear.
I also didn't find the ear-buds that have detachable rubber pads to be any better sound-wise than the solid one-piece plastic ones. They were more uncomfortable too.
Don't know what I'm doing anymore lads
>Sports direct taking over Game
Top jej
There will be no retail game stores left, unless you count CEX
yes
Stopped after Cell Saga for that reason, it's also what turned me off One Piece which was really good until I lost patience.
Facebook messing me about recommending products and adverts I never ever typed into Facebook or safari once but only talked about irl
Need cuckerberg out of business sunshine
Do they officially pronounce it "sex"?
I am having a hard time reconciling my wife’s feminism with her desire to be dominated and submissive in bed.
Yes
yeah cuz all the shops stink of sweat and dry cum
>my wife’s feminism
good luck reconciling her wife's son
ate a VERY hot din dins lads. am waiting for the even hotter poo to appear. got my vaseline ready.
bit disappointed with the pokemon direct but at least weve got a release date now
got a severe case of the 'tism lads
Nature vs nurture
shit wypipo say: wow that butter chicken was very spicy
People like to slag it off but Wonderwall is a brilliant fucking song
same lol
>I watch anime
obsessed with girls' poos and farts
it was a stir fry but i put 3 chillies in it. made me sweat. will hurt my bottom soon.