Noooooooo I suffer in f*rst world! You thirdies live RELAXED life in your countries...

who would not want to work for pennies anyway, neetbux is just a terrible concept and it will make your ppl lazy haha

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>Noooooooo you don't understand I DO live in a third world shithole and I have to SOOO much worse than you! You guys have NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN about ANYTHING! You have to be a third world shitter like ME!

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This but unironically, it’s 100 times more reasonable than anything f*rstoids say in their self-defense

what are pennis?

>no GF

>no no no!!!! This state assigned gf is not good enough! She’s only 8/10 and wh*te!!!! I NEED 2/10 Asian doggess!!!

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>Ackshually I suffer MORE in the first world! Third worlders have it so easy, they are free and can do whatever they want. Being forced to fuck my government assigned gf and spend my monthly NEETbux is torture dude!

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With 1000$ a month here you'll have to sleep in the streets and eat from trash bins lmao

>1k monthly NEETbux isn't enough, you don't understand how much I suffer, I can't afford my penthouse in Zurich!

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>1k monthly
>Penthouse in Zurich

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unironically this

>put too much balsamic vinegar on my organic salad and now I have to eat this shit like a fucking animal, I hope my therapist fix this shit or I'll have PTSD again

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actually happened to me and i did bring it up in a casual conversation with my therapist/psychologist

At least you survived

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dont know if it was worth it. trauma for life.

>tfw my government assigned gf scratched my lamborghini.
Thirdies have NO IDEA how bad we have it up here, considering suicide rn lads

actually happened to me but audi r8 and it was covered by my insurance but it was quite the nuisance and i didnt sleep that night

holy shit how did you recover from that?

the car is fine now but you can kinda see the repainted panels. you can tell it's been keyed if you look for it. i see it every time i walk to the car if the sun is aligned right. pisses me off sometimes but i dont want to sell it yet either.

true

have sex brotha

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Yeah! And she needs a huge ass too!

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Shut up pampered privilige nigger

>pretending to suffer in f*rst world just for attention

>Wow, how can you be depressed in the first world? You have so much money and sex and luxury and stuff! Those are the only things that matter in life, right? Not actually having a life to live and stuff, right?

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude you only care bout manneh! You see we know PSYCHOLOGICAL suffering! Bet you haven't heard about that, no? Wait, now way, so you're saying those are present in third world as well? NO IT CAN'T BE! WE SUFFER!

>i suffer in russia

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how do thirdies feel about the fact that the only way they can make their suffering matter/get any attention is through a first world nation?

I do

What fucking countries is this meme even refering to?
Western Europe? Because french and british neetbux sucks, so ”first world” is only defined as finland then?

>I suffer in South Korea

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scandis have okay neetbux too.

All f*rst world countries

Why does a (single) Russian always make these threads?

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He (me) is redpilled

Living in the third world is like being my pet dog. You have no responsibilities whatsoever, nothing is expected of you and you never achieve anything. You live on the scraps I throw you and your only 'job' is to look good when I visit.

Meanwhile we have the weight of all of mankind on our shoulders.

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The only weight you have on your shoulders is the weight of free money your NEET ass receives for mouthbreathing

This board is 50 people at most making same threads

Excuse me, I don't hear you

>they don’t have pennies in Norway
Sucks to be you

>You have so much money and sex and luxury and stuff!
>Not actually having a life to live and stuff
You wut m8

what's a neetbux? you get payed because you exist and have no job?

yes. 1200-1400€/month here.

You live in the second world retard

No such thing

>holy shit! Netflix is fucking slow and I need to watch My Little Pony or I'll be really really MAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! WHERE'S MY XANAX?

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cope. russia is best world. not 1st world.

it's funny because first worlders really are the only ones who suffer since third worlders are mindless bugmen who are incapable of feeling emotions

...

Please, tell me you're not a german

I am. For 1000 CHF you can rent one room.

>Oh so you thing YOU have it hard? There isn't enough space in my garage for a limo so I have to park it outside and the roof is too small for a helicopter, you know nothing about what the true suffering is?

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this but unironically

What's your point retards? They only want GigaChad

>i suffer
Fucking pussies all of you regardless of country
Get a gf sad faggot

What's the easiest way to get gibs from yuropoor countries

>Get a gf sad faggot

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>Let me tell you about your country
You have to shut up

Imagine being this ignorant to basic history

Heh

As long as country occupied by jews reptilians it doesn't matter.

wait, no offense to you but is France really first world?

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Imagine being so ignorant to history as well. SU stopped existing 30 years ago, so no more second world.
We are third world now