Confess, Jow Forums

Confess, Jow Forums

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I used to shoplift for 4 years when I was in high school and I'm unironically bisexual

ama

I raped my younger sister.

im actually thai but no body believe me

my name is actually Ivan, not Mohammed

I desire to have homosexual intercourse with men of other races.

siktir git

I embezzled public money to fund my gambling addiction.

I love eating ass.

pendejo

I don't mean any of my shitposts, I actually like most of the countries I criticize

I make shitty threads, though nobody says it to me openly.

I don't actually care about other countries, I just come here to funpost because there is no moderation.

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I'm considered as a chad irl but feeling bored with my real life robot routine of wooing girls, so I went to this place for fun and this place has actual personality.

I shitposted on /his/ and Jow Forums and posted many dumb and poor piss argument, I larped behind meme flags and said some rude things I regret this now

Socially I failed to create good relationships with girls because I fear them and I'm a failure in life

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It's okay my child, you are forgiven

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I did it.

I slept in my mom's bed until I was 12.

h-hot
please continue

My confession is that I have nothing to confess, my has life been so boring because I haven't done anything out of the ordinary and I haven't taken any risks.

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i secretly masturbate in class when i was in junior high to my geography teacher

Made me kek, irl.

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>Confessing sins to another human

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Puberty started happening so I was relocated to the bedroom in the basement.

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That would have worked if it wasn't for John Hus' execution century earlier.

When will the next Martin Luther rise up and set entire Europe on fire?

A man Doctor put his finger up my bum.

>thinking Europe will still be a christian in couple of decades