Move to Japan

>2sqm apartment
what? majority has their own house.

What I would give to kidnap a Japanese schoolgirl and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to commit sudoku, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

are you ok?

Pretty sure most weeabos think about Tokyo when they think about the Japanese lifestyle

Sorry to break it to you. Many of them just use coin laundry to avoid the hassle

t. Hiroshi Miyano, murderer of Junko Furuta

why would they pay extra when they can just get them clean for free at their own house.

most people have washing machines in their homes, dry cleaning is only needed for hard to wash clothings like suits and jackets.

Maybe you can open a dry cleaning service for OLs, now that's based.

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fuck off, hope junko spirit kills u

ahahahahahaha
EXCELLENT repurposing of the midget copypasta you fucking lunatic

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I'd love to kick these anons in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch them with the full force of my steel capped toe under their chins, send those little faggots flying through the air.

As they lie on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on their own blood, their jaws mangled messes of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over them and laugh wickedly. They look up at me in fear and pain, their eyes searching, begging me for mercy. They find none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting their skulls like melons and finally ending their pathetic lives.

im gonna drug you, kidnap you and rape you

What is evdent here is how much of a femdom fetishist you are. Just go to the nearest dojo and ask the first asian looking chick to kick you in the balls.

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>what are laundromats

Personally I'd starve this Chilean user. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Chilean user's mother. Yes, I will have ensured this fellow greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant mom that I butchered after growing bored with torturing her. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his mom. Her legs gone, her skin flayed, genitalia mutilated, eyes missing, her fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bitch. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his mom being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

im gonna rape you

See, this is what people hate Ameri**ns

It wont leave a good mark in school grade especially home economic. Furthermore, interaction with human is not the norm. Plenty of self operated clothing service available. Some even fold the clothes automatically.

this thread genuinely worries me
some very sick individuals
jesus fuck

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poetic

>americans are mentally ill
yeah, that's so weird

fuck you pal. but reminder, it is 3-6 am in America right now.

I would fuck about half of them
not ashamed of it

>he says as he posts an anime girl

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Who hurt you friend? You dont need to spread pain because you yourself hurt. The opposite in fact.

I see this anime poster as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a midget who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what it would be like to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what this user is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed midget anus with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting anus as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of his rectum, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon this weeaboo does it for me.

Based and redpilled

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sent best croatian please
not you

But even in Tokyo, the majority of families with children going to high-school, if they don't live in an actual house, will at least live in a mansion or apartment big enough to have a washing machine.

In the first place Tokyo (even in Tokyo proper, the 23 Wards) has a lot of residential areas full of houses; even in quite dense shitamachi areas, common walls are rare.