Culture Pals /cp/

kpop edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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>My Korean name is
>I'm X years old in Korean age
Why do they do this?

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>he doesn't have korean name
What a fucking pleb

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my korean name is Suk Ma Dong

Funnily enough I've also seen that in reverse, AKA Gooks choosing English names for themselves.

For me, it's hobnobs

>I have a 2 year old son

what a dumb slut

Yeah that's normal though. A lot of them have "western names" when they move to western countries.

I saw the profile of a woman from Singapore who was divorced with one kid. Made me feel sorry for her desu, nothing more depressing than a single mother

how can i acquire a korean name ?

Have your Korean bf give you one

It's still retarded.

It makes sense if you're Chinese and have the name Qin Qiong

Nah all it means is they're bad at making decisions

i don't have a korean boyfrien, i don't need one but i need a name

Not really. Their original names are difficult to pronounce for westerners.

Tell me your real first name and I'll give u one right now

pierre

필래 (Pillae)

고마워 한국 친구
it's a real name ?

Yes but not common
If you come here and a friend suggests something better you can take it but this is a start

i'm fine with it, 감사합니다

~네

Why do people hate portuguese people?

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Ugly, hairy, stinky, lazy, poor, stupid, large diaspora prone to we wuzing, responsible for brazil.
A more interesting question would be why people LIKE portuguese "people".

why not?

people are usually mean toward portuguese people because they are crazy hairy, even their women need to shave their beard daily.

I heard southern europeans are very hairy. Is it true?

>ask a normal question
>woah didn't expect this, excellent question lol!
okay?

woah didn't expect this, excellent question lol!

it's a very portuguese feature, spanniards and ritals aren't that hairy.

cheeky cunt

what was your question?

woah didn't expect this, excellent question lol!

The main steriotype is that french people are hairy.That guy is projecting

don't matter

thanks for (you) and thread bump

Don't forget the smell of onions

hi frens

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lads, how do you deal with the idea that your qt might be getting lewd or sending nudes to other dudes on the site? Do you just try not to think about it?

Hello

Hello there Ricardo

I don't cotton to no infidelity with my cutie

can confirm. all true.

I mean, its not like they'd admit it to you would they though. "Hey user just fyi while I talk to you i've been getting lewd with other guys".

Boo fucking hoo.

masturbate to the idea desu

I'll masturbate to you instead

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I hope an ingurland fan beats you up

Bit rude :(

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Fuck you pika

is this vocaroo edition? :3

>Doncaster
>20
>Single mom
Life successfully ruined lmao. Can't wait to get away from this pond life.

>talking to woman
>she says if I visit her country she will show me around
>tell her I'm going there this year with some friends
>"maybe your girlfriend won't want a guide :\"

What did she mean by this? Is this a clever ploy to check if I'm single or can I put it down to poor English?

Forgot to add: She's from Thailand and is a ladyboy. Thinking of going there with friends to fuck some ladyboys as I have a fetish for them

>Is this a clever ploy to check if I'm single
it is
>can I put it down to poor English?
nah

yeah I thought as much. I am single so it should be fine, I'll be balls deep in ladyboipucci

>"maybe your girlfriend won't want a guide :\"
why wouldn't she? lmfao

Sorry lads my gf got on my computer and made these posts, please ignore.

>I'll be balls deep in ladyboipucci
just double bilbo baggins

what do you guys do in order to get as many views and messages as possible?

that's simple: you post a picture of your penis on your profile, works a charm.

some fucking creepy persian keeps viewing my profile

send him a message

post your profile so we can view it too

lol just be urself

no

Send him a pic of your penis

Women despise me.
They avoid having a conversation with me.I try to look as good as I can to no avail.
I try to be as nice as possible but they mistake my intent to initiate a conversation with an act of ill intent.
I just want to talk,you don't have have to like me sexually or anything.
It's been two decades since I was born and since my birth no women outside my family have demonstrated affection to me.Sure I most of the time avoid situations were talking with girls could happen but I recognize that women simply do not like me.
If I was the only men on earth I'd still die without a partner.
I have come to realize that sexual relationships are just a part of animalistic behaviours.
I am gonna try to transcend that.

Are you retarded? It still is retarded. Means they are insects with no sense of identify. Why the fuck change your name or have a nickname that has nothing to do with your original name just to please people? Fucking 'sects.

Ok, whatever you say bro.

you’re welcome

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How many qts do you have? what do you usually talk about?

0

I can't talk to people well

0

i can’t talk to people well

Enough.

yeah but the honor in the man who abandon their responsibilities kek

What exciting conversation i've stimulated

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I hope none of you lads are talking to my qt

I used to but we had a bit of a falling out when I raw dogged her without her consent. Shit was pretty cash.

None of mine have logged on in the last 2 days

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it looks like hes smeared a few tubs of vaseline on his face

post her profile so i can be sure i don't message her by accident

You can have one... Just saying

Don't bother with them.
Portugal is a cool nation on your own right, with a interesting culture and a beautiful territory.
People tend to hate Portuguese people because people think that they can judge a entire culture by what your conterranean marginals who emigrated to another countries look. The fact that this website is full of Nordicism (even with Portuguese having origins in the Suebi Kingdom) and Weebs/Gooks don't help, either.

Thanks fren :)

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Ehm... It's a bit hard to do, I suspect, so - it's really an achievement to drop the cunt and not being accused in rape.

But who knows, maybe he's died in some horrible accident.

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ok

of course she chose the longest donger

i have too many conversations with too many qts
hel p

do you message them or wait for people to message you?

Why do you want a Korean name? and how do you know hangul? Do you want to live in Korea because of Korean women?

start asking them to lick your arse, the ones who don't block you are the qts you want to keep

I started messaging them first but recently qts are messaging me first, always just “hi” or “hello” even though I say not to since I’ll likely not reply
it’s just burying my actual conversations

fuck kpop and fuck white girls

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hey what do u call stuff like this? i thought it was snowball but i guess it’s not..? pls help

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how do thais manage to misunderstand every single sentence?

snowglobe

now post your qt's nudes as payment