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@106653996
Nary a photon

Sick of this remembrance bollocks

I do two days a week, 4 hour shifts at the OP shop. Monday & Thursday.
Had a nice bbq for lunch today at the staff meeting.

Deigo's lost it lads. Not looking forward to seeing him tomorrow.

Always defend Aussies in /brit/ when anyone attacks them
Always defend Brits when yanks or continentals attack them
Just like how if we were at the pub having a chat over a pint I've got your back

simple as

Do yourself a favour and leave this website while you still have time, not even joking it will ruin your youth

Do you not have any ancestors who fought in D-Day lad?

Looking at the local Sex shop Google reviews lads.

dad showed me his cock again

hey lachie so was that someone LARPing as you when they said you stabbed yourself in the neck or did you actually do it

Hi

this tbqh
go now, become a shagger.

why yes, I did lose my new job after one (1) week

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blog on you uninteresting cunt

Need to save money and lose weight but can’t stop buying takeaways hahaaaa

Think I just failed a job interview.

Nah they were Quakers so didn't have too.

Someone else.

They're never going to find an egg technician at this rate

haha what you like turt, everything happens for a reason lad x

cheers mate, got faith in ya glad you're doing okay

Get that tattoo off you, its making you stupid

Lads I need to open up an ISA or some shit to put my inheritance into.
What should I do?

How is the American Revolution taught in British schools. I've always wondered about this as its a big part of your history and not a bright moment for yall.

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I was taken for a ride
got there and there was barely any training, no desk for me, manager wasn't in the office half the time etc

oioi turt big man eyup the big nig from haberfield the thick wog the turt ness monster you randy bastard how you pissing these days

honestly want to get into football hooliganism

Where does my pet rock start?

what's the deciding factor in this assertion mate?

Never mentioned, not because of butthurt but because they don't say anything about the empire at all.

it isn't a big moment in history though

walk into your roughest local and say

‘hello weaklings, which one of you bitches would like to dance’

>a big part of your history
A much bigger part of yours though, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't teach it in the UK

how much inheritance i'm sure you know you can only put ~15k into an isa each year. UNless you're going for stocks and shares (i.e. you dont plan to access the money for ages) then I suggest going Marcus by Goldmansachs if you want some interest and free instant access.

learned about the french revolution and the english interregnum at school
you know, all the important revolutions

How badly did it go? I once had one that was such a complete mess the manager clearly didn't want to do it and ended it after two questions.

Damn really, that is the backbone of your guys history
Fair enough, but its big for the British and everything for us Americans

/brit/ t*ttas in a nutshell

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It isn't really, not deemed as significant.

smoking a cigarette lads

another attempt at sexual connection ending in a wank

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fuck off you cunt

you little PRICK
you little ugly CUNT

>it's a big part of your history

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I didn't have a birth certificate or NI card to prove my right to work. I think I can get it before the 18th, but nonetheless I think they thought I was unorganized. I'm overweight (5 ft 10, 16st) and they asked me how I keep fit and if I eat healthy, possibly insinuating they don't think I'm fit enough to do the job. Finally they are actually going to check my references, and told me slow referees will hinder my contract, and one of them is a place that's closed down.

Shut up

based
based
based
mutt

I mean its not a big moment for the British empire
It was a random middle power in the 18th century and peaked 150 years after

Yeah I've only got about 12k, its already been invested in stocks for me when I was younger, but its been losing value lately.
Just wondering what the best sort of bang for my buck would be.

Its always a German

106654191
no one gives a shit about the american revolution here. seriously. i'm not saying that to be butt hurt or anything but it isn't taught and the average school student wouldn't know the difference between the american revolution and the american civil war.
We are taught WW1/WW2 history. Tutor history. A bit of Egyptian history and a bit of stuff on the english civil war. You might also get stuff like the french/russian revolutions, 1066 and/or William of Orange.

I'm not bad on the talking side, I've always been able to grease my way through interviews. Its more just on stuff I didn't have, and the fact I was dressed in jeans and a jumper, but I'm in uni, I don't have £45 to shell out on clothes.

>let me tell you about your country

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buy a fucking shirt you disgusting child

marcus by goldmansachs was the best last time I looked for interest rates on a decent amount as well as free access. For such a little amoutn of money though it might be worth opening loads of little accounts that give you a better interest rate on first 1k or whatever it is and splitting your money like that.

Thanks I'll look into it lad.

hey finlad

No problem.

seriously have brain damage
i'm

...

yeah shit go mate, ah well there'll be plenty more opportunities where that came from
bit fucking odd asking about personal health and fitness habits, don't think you're allowed to do that here, discrimination etc

literally used to turn up to them forced job interviews in tracksuits and caps lmao was jokes, now the job centre has given up on me and doesnt even bother me so im just left free rolling a 2 bedroom gaff and 700 quid a month in spaz bennies

you werent qualified enough?

blog on you uninteresting cunt

There is no justice in this world

Benny people get two bed flats for £500pcm, whereas I pay £800 for a room in a shared house.

Well they said its because its because they expect the work to be done and to a high standard and there's no room for finishing late or you're out.

i wanna get pregnant and make Kraut babies for Otto

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based tbqh

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Jesus, go for a walk copealone you depressive gimp

middle class or at least lower middle is the worst place to be: you get almost nothing free from the government and you don't make enough money to actually live a good life like upper middle.

>Ponyboy's not a gay tattoo

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can you genuinely say you’re happy with your life? imagine what your parents think of you lol..

dude just go on bennies lmao

morning cunts (look how subversive i am using the c word as a yank)

you're not playing the game well enough

yes it's my post that is the depressing one not some waste of space on benefits. tragic.

>german flag

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life in the norf is grim

both

something a bit naughty about looking for jobs whilst at toil

>caring what your parents think
alri child. be your own man.

knew a fella that used to pretend him and his gf had split up so she could claim ridic amounts in child bennies, funniest thing was they lived in the same house and he used to deal with all the calls/paperwork pretending to be her dad

they conned about 50 grand out the government in 3 years

bit hostile

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Is being unemployed or on benefits anymore even shameful? What even is success anymore? People just get their fanny out on webcam or play minecraft or literally just watch some cartoon on youtube and make a soi face and make hundreds of thousands, if not millions. "Success" doesn't mean anything.

>waddles around in my own filth all day
>30 stone
>unkempt ill fitting clothes etc
who cares i'm my own man

I know of very few people who are happy with their life and they're all rich cunts. Most of us have to live with being content.

nah live in the midlands me mate

2 mini sausages
3 mini rolls
a little bit of diced bacon
2 slices of pizza
2 rugby themed cup cakes
a smallish bowel of curry
1 party pie

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