/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

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Don’t want to go to work today.

dixie is gay

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looks like somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS!

what the fuck

you may think your fuck up is bad, but have you ever destroyed the nose of an airplane?

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yes

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so thats where he is

YEP THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO. I'LL TAKE AMERICAN OVER FOREIGN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

-RICK

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>YEP THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO. I'LL TAKE AMERICAN OVER FOREIGN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
>-RICK
>Sent from Galaxy Note 8
>________________________________
>God
>Country
>Family
>92G E-3 300th Sustainment Brigade '81-85
>B.S. in Smart Ass at the School of Hard Knocks
>Exodus 2:11-12
>Taliban Hunting Club Proud Supporter
>Got a complaint? Register it by KISSING MY ASS!!
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YOU SAID IT RICK

- RANDY

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1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS
2003 Chrysler PT cruiser GT
2013 Nissan Murano (Wife`s car)

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>Die for Isreal so I can go to heaven younglings

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we need to watch some console destruction vids in rabbit

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91 years old grandma neighbor just hit on me

is she black

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No
I think she used to be a ginger

Hung out with too many normies and now I look decent

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY FAKED HIS DEATH SO HE COULD FIGHT FOR A FREE CHECHNYA

What about Bobby
I didn't know he was assassinated until recently

No Bobby died for realsies
rip Bobbeh

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for me, it's Richard Milhouse Nixon

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>3 (three) different damn /fr/ generals on the catalog

Kys frogs

all these lost frogs... you made the right choice to be here knowing that south is best.

I just use /fr/ to blogpost about comfy landscapes and food though it's not unlike my activity on Dixie I'll admit
But I spend 5% time in /fr/ and 95% here

Also some French anons are as salty about our south than Yanks are salty about you so there's no point in posting much

nice numerals.... but why if that??? I had no clue it was like this. I mean here, I can tell people I'm from MS and they will visibly lean away from me when seconds before we were having a wonderful conversation. fuckers....

cant you see cant you see what that woman she been doin to me

(checked)
unbelievable how in every country people are salty about southern people. Even here in Croatia

the only place where its the opposite is the UK and maybe Japan.. their country-folk are up north.

I meant just on Jow Forums my our instance, they can't reconcile the slightly higher amount of brown eyes and hair down south with their Germanic utopia
Some are ironic, but some are pretty serious and it's too cringe for me

In the real world our north is more often the butt of the jokes, they get the inbred alcoholic redneck stuff and we get the lazy siesta can't drive for shit ones

hello, what do you cunts talk about in here?
also how much do you guys hate non whites?

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interesting... I want siestas. its hot as fuck down here.
we talk about country life and self sufficiency.

>hating people based on the color of their skin rather than their region`s political affiliation 150 years ago
gonna be a yikes from me

>they get the inbred alcoholic redneck stuff and we get the lazy siesta can't drive for shit ones
exactly like here but we get more jokes than the continentals but I can taste the salt and jealousy

your beaches really like this?

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hello friend I have some relatives in Vancouver so that means we are friends

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we only discuss the finer things in life

which Georgian are you

that's a low tier beach
here, have a high tier Zadar County beach

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eyyy nice, hello friend
are they Croatian too?

also I like how many people itt have redditflags

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yeah, expats from 50 years ago

can I come hang out for a few days... then the rest of my life

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yeah, you get a 30% off /dixie/ coupon for my apartments

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stop posting reddit amphibians

Do I have your allegiance for when the uprising happens?

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Great spot
My beaches are pretty average but there's a spot with volcanic rocks and sand nearby, pic related

I have do drive down a bit towards the Pyrenees to have wilder beaches

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based

Cool! I love Euros, glad they're here

Eat shit

That flag looks super familiar but I can't put my finger on it.
I'm loyal to the glorious Cascadian Empire first and foremost though

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sweet. how far from beaches to vineyards?

Western separatist fleg
We needs pacific access

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well 2bh I posted a pic of one of the top rated beach in Croatia, Sakarun beach. Other beaches in Zadar County are mostly average like picrel
well depends. From the beach under my house to my vineyard is about a mile

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Average but slightly better than mine thanks to the mountains in the background imo

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easy access to beach AND booze... well well well

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Well there's about 500L of booze in my basement, no need to go to the vineyard

Wew lad

nigga I'll be over in a bit.

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Don't tell Arbies about this, you'll be down to 150L before you know it

well we mostly sell it to our tourists but me and my grandpa like to take a sip or two now and then

>Don't tell Arbies
who?

How much would one bottle cost for a tourist?

Slave lake/Westlock/Calgary

liter of wine is 20kn which would be 4 canuck dollars and a liter of brandy is 8 dollars

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which means its like $3 usd... I'd buy us all the booze we could chug
too funny

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Das cheap. Wine out here is like 11 loonies for a cheap bottle.

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fixing to go to croatia now

What about goons or however it is called in Canada

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everything in Canoodah is high as giraffe pussy. they shankin' you hard for them goods

well if we bottled it nicely and labeled it we could probably boost the price a bit but we just sell it in plastic bottles. Also you have to take in account the difference in purchase power
bless you my guy

Don't know what that is.

That's why I'm starting a homestead
Finna be all self sufficient n Schiddt

Do you have wine cooperatives where you can go with any empty recipient and they'll fill it for you from the tap
Probably the cheapest way to get wine here and directly to the producers

5L plastic bag of wine encased within hard paper with a small faucet to serve
Apparently goon is the Aussie word

never heard of it as a business but that's basically what I do. Every other family here has it's own wine so there's really no need for it I think
we have this in shops and it's the cheapest wine you can get

We put milk in bags but I've never seen wine that way.
I don't really drink tho.

It's often cheap blend of wines here too in supermarkets but not always, some very good domains also do this format for parties or dinners with lots of people, it saves you from buying 6 separate bottles

you know... it would be a lot easier if you just moved to Kentucky or Tennessee. quit messing around and just move on down.

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Wew lad

Nein. My ancestors picked Alberta and I'm staying come hell or high water.
Also southron weather is a little bit too intense for me.

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This is your brain on yellow fever

Gas anatoldogs
Nuke ankara
Civilization doesnt exist east of antalya

>also how much do you guys hate non whites?
i mostly hate jews and the chinese
germans are white but they're still subhumans

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what... the... fug... can we just nuke these degenerates?
this is eastern part of your country?

The ambassador was imprisoned and tried to commit suicide so we're all set

That's hate speech user

beautiful chinese woman
chinese pussy best pussy

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I too feel this way.
uuuuuhhh

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When you think about it, kurds are just super anatolians.
Its like take all thr shitty attributes of a dumb inbred anatoldog mutt and multiply it by 100

Its not hate speech cause they arent human

can us yankees lend you guys some heat? It's fucking boiling up here

Pic related
What do ?

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No. its like 84 in Minneapolis with a high of 86. suck it up. The high here is 10 degrees more.

I get SMS messages from the government with the sender being "" Prime minister erdogan"" from time to time

Blacklist it

highly dubious.

Don't you have a presidential alert too or something
There lots of memes back then