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love pirates
hate soy
simple as

g'day

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>pirates weren't actually real
>erm actually he meant that the cartoon frog pirate in that picture wasnt real
just stop posting

fuck white people

blackbeard was real and had a big black beard and talked like a pirate

i hate you

question time: what did pirate usually eat?

my favourite pirate is probs captain feathersword, he was a right lad

soy

rat pie

question time is on at 10:35. it has nothing to do with pirates

Don’t know how you meet women

me? hector barbossa fan

ARRRRRRRRtichokes

For me its Captain Hook.

Can't fathom what an anti-social peak-soy runtlet you'd have to be to dislike the pub.
Anyone that doesn't go to the pub at least once a week is a VF, even if they've had sex.
Not even posturing

because they-yARGHHHH hahahahahaha

tortuga

obviously referring to the fantasy elements depicted in the photo that many people attribute to what they think pirates were, not the frog. nice cope though

for me its captain john luc picard of the uss enterprise

given the famine in Somalia probably nothing

wenches for all at port royal m'lad

if the BBC spent more less programming on pirates it would be such an insult to the license fee payer!

Edward Teach is a historical person and he had a big black beard, hence the name blackbeard, that he tied fuses into and set on fire
That is historical fact, not up for debate, la discusión finito

not participating in this idiocy because im very well informed about the golden age of piracy

one must always choose the lesser of two weevils

holy fuck mate this is an excellent post, can't think of any other way to convey my immense agreement

holy fucking peng

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>tfw studying French
it's easier than I thought it would be.

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Me? I'm a Jacamo man

cat is participating in the heinous act of being a freak

mate he said four words "pirates weren't actually real" how you defending this

im a pirate and a gamer

they've got clocks in ireland now?

so, overweight then?

i pay the iron price

One of my three friends went to FRANCE today and didn't even tell me

little spastic little fucking bastard gay

went to france but forgot to tell melvin

It was a picture of an island, and pirates went to islands in search of fortunes. Are you stupid?

love that feeling you get when you click on update and all of a sudden you see a lot of numbers attached to your post. lovely lovely

for me it's libertatia

have a closer look

told melvin i was going to france but im actually visiting his mum in NZ

Jarrod?

want me to do something about it lad?

just watched a chinky shove a tangerine up her bum and crush it then another person pulled it out
feel disgusted with myself now

what do you want to happen in the next shrek film lads?

I prefer bars/clubs because I like to dance but yeah I don't know why you would dislike pubs.

for me its the york barbican

Nothing endures for so long as fear. Everywhere in nature one sees evidence of innate releasing mechanisms literally millions of years old, which have lain dormant through thousands of generations but retained their power undiminished. The field rat’s inherited image of the hawk’s silhouette is the classic example - even a paper silhouette drawn across a cage sends it rushing frantically for cover. And how else can you explain the universal but completely groundless loathing of the spider, only one species of which has ever been known to sting? Or hatred of snakes and reptiles? Simply because we all carry within us a submerged memory of the time when the giant spiders were lethal, and when the reptiles were the planet’s dominant life form.
These are the oldest memories on earth, the time codes carried in every chromosome and gene. Every step we’ve taken in our evolution is a milestone inscribed with organic memories. From the enzymes controlling the carbon-dioxide cycle, to the organization of the brachial plexus and the nerve pathways of the pyramid cells of the mid-brain. Each is a record of a thousand decisions taken in a chemical crisis. Just as psychoanalysis reconstructs the original traumatic situation in order to release the repressed material, so we are now being plunged back into the archaeopsychic past, uncovering the ancient taboos and drives that have been dormant for epochs.

The brief span of an individual life is misleading. Each one of us is as old as the entire biological kingdom, and our bloodstreams are tributaries of the great sea of its total memory. The uterine odyssey of the growing foetus recapitulates the entire evolutionary past, and its central nervous system is a coded time scale, each nexus of neurones and each spinal level marking a symbolic station, a unit of neuronic time.

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both my grandads died before I was born so I never learned to care about D-day and other military shite

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always cackle maniacally when that happens

didn't read a word

not a letter

finally got this salsa open lads
these corn chips are about to get demolished

boutta finna dabba as new providence in eu4 my n words
love pirate playstyle in that game

boobies...

hows the land of zeal lad aha zealand is what im referring to, new zealand to be pecific
the estranged half kiwi gf made contact last night first time in arf a year, said its miserable atm

Genuinely never been to a pub aside from when I was younger while waiting for my dad. My sexlife status should be obvious.

watch out friend. those corn chips have a deceptive amount of calories in them :)

spastic freak

think i suffer from some kind of brain fog. some people here are so self-critical and moral and reflective. I dont think about anything I do or how I feel about it. Do i have autism

bugger
thanks I'll keep an eye on em

Would live in the pub if I could

look at this little fella

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just fall asleep they legally cant remove you

not a doctor mate, sorry

Have sex

Imagine you're in the jungle chopping away at vines and branches with your machete as one does, and suddenly hearing a SCHLK and feeling a bit of resistance on your blade

so fucking cringe when grrm makes his characters say shit like "bloody bastards"
makes me read the whole line in an indian accent

yeah you might
that or depression or something

why is her nose ring shopped out?

stew for supper tonight

son of besterd bitch

oh, my name? it's scott...scottfuckalltodowithyou.

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yeah oath
another great pub post, god I LOVE the pub

unironically just get pints of water at pub
cant abide surrendering my wits at any time

>to be pecific
was this intentional?

:(

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brb
have to take a piss

*chops your head off*

there are people that post ITT that claim to be in their mid-20s and haven't visited a pub in years/ever

blini

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>so fucking cringe when grrm makes his characters say shit

based

Are you in your 40s or something? For most people it's their great-grandparents who'd have been in WW2. (I had one grandparent but that's because my dad had me in his 40s and his dad had him in his 40s)

I realised I was probably depressed fro the age of 19 to 25. I'm 27 now and much happier, but I still don't understand how some people can be so analytical about themselves. I just don't know diary, sometimes only you understand me

getting my daily dose of r/asoiaf lads

literally me
no interest in alcohol