30 minutes until my interview
Any last minute advice?
30 minutes until my interview
Dylan Moore
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Jaxon Campbell
Do u have any questions to ask them ? It’s good to have questions
William Nelson
Think of gay thoughts faggot
Ian Hill
Good posture unironically
Don't be tense either
Ian Cox
go jack off first so you can last longer
Liam Hill
"When will this be over?"
Luke Morris
look em' right in the eye and give a firm handshake
yep, that's what i did
Caleb Taylor
pretend the interviewer is naked, but try not to laugh
Brandon Roberts
>firm handshake
Henry Gonzalez
Go in with your fly unzipped. If they don't give you a heads up, they aren't your bros, fucking walk out
Dylan Williams
I have an interview too user !! Ahhhh!
Camden Parker
kek
Charles Bennett
Don't seem uptight. If the conversation isn't awkward you'll have a way better chance of being hired
Camden Lopez
When they ask you about your personal hobbies, don't lie. Tell them you come here. Look for confusion and disgust in their eyes.
Colton Phillips
>calm relaxed demeanor
>power poses
>don't anticipate it
>if you didn't practice interview questions already it's too late- forget any route answers you're holding onto consciously and just let yourself engage in a conversation with your interviewer
Eli Jones
GOOD LUCK!!
Brandon Perry
Looking forward to a debriefing from user
Cooper Jenkins
Be enthusiastic but not desperate
Ask lots of good questions that will make them think too and remember you
Anthony Thompson
Just try to make them think your their friend. Job interviews are the same as shilling shitcoins to faggots on biz. Except your the shitcoin and your perspective boss is the faggot. Tell them your amazing and if they dont buy you they are gonna be cucked for life. Smile in their face as they buy high. Act like a God in the first 90 days and work hard af then as soon as your white paper is publish take the easy street and only publish a new website every now and again . Ya feel me?
Henry Ward
just b urself :)
Ryder Lewis
And thank me later
Henry Nguyen
Also once you have you current faggots bag holding prepare to launch a new ICO asap as there is no reward for being loyal to one shitcoin you must sell your self as a new shitcoin asap. Each time with a higher hardcap. Now you will know better advisors each time and have more meme terms to throw around so you will 2x your money yet again. Remember 90 days then idgaf mode. 1-2 year max on each project then gtfo. Welcome faggot now you know how life works
Tyler Jenkins
Interview over; wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Only spilled my spaghetti slightly. The interviewer was a girl and she was hot as fuck. I should have taken you advice and jerked off before because all I could think about was fucking her brains out
Joshua Perez
If there's anything I've learned it is this: NEVER trust a man with that hairstyle.
Anthony Bailey
keylogger, lost my LINKies
Levi Turner
...
Carson Sanders
did you at laest get her number?
Luke Johnson
No. She's probably at least a decade older than me and I want to wait at least until I get the job to try that
Luis Barnes
>you will be thanking me later
John Perez
Rip a big wet fart
Austin Phillips
based