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Peru edition

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Fuck Musk

new hampshire rules everything

NHREAM Get The Money
DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ ZZZ
YAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

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Notice how nobody in glorious NH has been smited by god

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OK for real what the fuck is wrong with Florida

sinner state

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Context? Lots of meanings

Some of the features are similar, but they have hugely different frontal lobe size

makes sense

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gb2/shit/

>order from pizza place not even 5 miles away
>get this
truly epic

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*tips car-fedora*

WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WANTS SOME PIZZA TOO! FUCKING NIGGERS AM I RIGHT??

Was in Florida one time at a relatives house

Lightning hit the tree outside the house, bridged to the car (blew the tires out, fried the computer, wouldn't even start), blew holes in the ground next to the tires, also somehow blew out half the electronics in the house. They were probably grounded but not gfci outlets. Shit was fucking bonkers
There was even a small fireball in the house (stove got blown out) the moment the lightning hit.

>FUCKING NIGGERS AM I RIGHT??
HELL YEAH BROTHER

I've Never Had 'Go 'Za

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hey guts!

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damn the tomatoes still haven't sprouted

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whenever I see something like this, this immediately pops into my head youtube.com/watch?v=D2JUvKZoAsI

This reminds me of how a lot of traditional US folk songs are becoming less common. It's unfortunate.

why is it unfortunate

What’s your postal code

fuck off, ya dumb mutt

I find it sad to see things that have been passed down through generations, carrying a little bit of the way people lived and breathed back then, vanish or fade into obscurity.

crying is like an orgasm for your emotions

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Then I'm an endless fountain of cum. It doesnt feel good.

Is it gay to have a skincare routine for your face, and you're not a woman?

shut up nerds and tell me about your gf

ya

she beat Dark Souls 3 without getting hit

i cant put stuff on my face it gives me a headache

literally me in the pic

if i only enjoy talking to girls and have no interest in talking with guys does this make me gay

Nope. It keeps your skin in good condition, and it's probably why women in places like France have a reputation for beauty

ya

fuk

wrong. it's big gay. gay boi

kys normalfag

how involved of a "routine" are we talking

no

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rush limbaugh is talking about d-day
why are boomers obsessed with world war 2

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like twice daily. Cleanser+moisturizer+sunscreen in the day and cleanser+moisturizer at night

that only makes sense when you pronounce it like the beer (which is not how its pronounced)
but anyways it wasnt my fault it was my psychiatrist's fault, hes an idiot

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Weeb slut I banged is seething

supremely homosexual

did you insult her favorite annie mays?

Tried Chips Ahoy! for the first time today.
Box looks all nice and then you open it up and the cookies are tiny little shits lmao
Should have bought the super cheap Pepperidge 4 pack at Costco last week instead...

Ale more like faggot spastic

now he's going on and on how this country was just so great and wonderful because we all wanted to do one thing: kill all nazis

No prepackaged cookies can beat those made by a mom who can cook

any advice for shaving the balls and pubis?
do i use shaving cream like normal
i know i should wait until my balls are at their lowest so i can stretch the skin easily

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just use some regular soap if anything. I just do it under the shower with water. I only shave my shaft and balls though, I trim the part above the wiener.

direct quote: "FDR did not want to go to war!"
Holy moses how ignorant is this dude? Yeah he knows a few details about d-day but holy shit.

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The silent generation is the one that actually was there to experience it lol
My grandpa remembered having to turn off all the lights at nighttime

I said all anime is trash

Moms are gay

use soap and do it very carefully

but i don't wanna take another shower

then do it next time you take a shower?

that's pretty based

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but i wanna be horny today

why would you do it after a shower. lmao. fucking dummy

are you guys fucking gay lol why would you actually shave ur cock and balls

>why would women shave their vag

it feels good

I've seen a surprising amount of straight guys who were shaved down below

i trim it, its much more comfortable

I like natural girls (besides facial hair)

gay
why are you looking at naked guys

no one cares, special snowflake
most people think trimmed/shaved looks better than not

cleaner

I can't sleep.

There were about a dozen of us living in a little cabin.

Who wants to actually see a vagina? Bush is 100000x sexier

Make some mint or chamomile tea.

kys normalfag

love bushes love vaginas

18 naked cowboys?

love cocks (the non gay kind), love vaginas