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First for FOY
bit early
FOY
gym soon de lads
maybe the thicc girl will be there doing her lewd leg exercises
My ancestors :)
w2c boots
yeah just got my eyes clodrf slfd
>e3 soon
ooo I hope they're going to get that day9 fella to heightmog everyone again
love a good mogging me
Same mate, shoulders and abs day for me. Doubt my gym crush even notices me
love our turtle
i post photos of him to my instagram and tell all my friends hes a coursemate of ours at uni and they just havent happened to run into him yet by coincidence
sometimes i even say that we met up with him at the club or w/e but they were all too drunk to remember. now at least 2 of my mates think they remember talking to him in the smoking area due to this falsesly implanted memory
desu its gone a bit far now and i should probably reel it in a bit
tfw used to be told I looked like russel brand
also told I look like professor snape
also told I look like mr bean
tfw 28 year old incel lol
turt? tells it like it is? well if what it is is a boring uninteresting blog then i suppose he does
He's a multi-millionaire comedian. Also pic related.
havent got my dick sucked in a while
told the ex I love her and she told me to shut up
Blog
/brit/ has quite the assortment of freaks, doesnt it
dont believe this for a second
like who
6’1 isn’t that impressive, don’t get me wrong it’s good but nothing special.
t. guy who is also 6’1
PS5 or Xbox Two?
bhjs
I can change that x
LOL
Visiting this general is like waking up at four am to find out that there's still like a few people partying. You chug some water, take a leak, sit down to listen to what they're talking about and then you're just like, oh yeah.. and go back to your spot to pass out again.
Main point is that he's 6ft+ and not a manlet desu.
dont care
is he white?
She needs a shower.
Brand would mog anyone itt before he was famous
Cope on you sad gimps he's master level at picking up women unironically which is probably because he relied on that before he was famous
me
typing sideways
Actually unfair how attractive the average girl is
All I want is any sort of GF but I'm too fucking ugly for them to even give me the time of day
Most people disagreed with the post saying he was average lad
Decent
me with no job or gf is just asking for trouble
toilberg and gfberg don't know what they have unleashed
Playing videogames is VF enough, but actually getting excited about watching a conference where they talk about games that you might get to play in a year's time is a new level of VF
for me it's cheddar cheese
the smell when I pulled my foreskin back when i did a wee lads...
davina here
for me, it's a guy who's got his shit together
wouldn't give her the steam off my piss
The average girl is a munter, especially in the British isles.
Lifeberg on the ropes
Gp
bizarre post
reeks of projection
oi oi turt
looks like shes a fan of yours
ebbing away lads
can you filter by flag? don't want to gaze upon that goblin the Swede keeps posting again
Maybe my standards are really low but I'd shag 99/100 of birds I've seen across these isles
don't do abs me, probably should, just so much effort and feels more vain than compound lifts
regret having sex
wish i was a virgin
GWARN LAD, LET EM HAVE IT
I love the smell of my smeg
same with my BO
Wait what
Yu send her pic of random guy from Jow Forums? Why
Wash your penis
wtf lmao. not sure what's crazier that you've done this or she thinks that's a nice outfit
dude, gotta work that core bro
VF, watch football or something
crean your room gaijin
whossat then
yeah but not on mobile
i explained this
ive convinced my friends that turtle is someone who goes to our uni and that i hang out with occaisionally and that they have even drunkenly talked with turtle at parties once or twice
youll be sorry when im gone lads
then youll be sorry when i come back
going to be nigging about for days
ah yes because I find amusement in people being mogged that must mean a whole insane load of other things for some reason
you're mentally ill
Football is gay as gaming
Feel the same
First time I had sex it was with someone I loved so I can't separate the physical and emotional sides of intercourse
Horrible feeling
there's an insectoid girl who works in my lab and 80% of her responses are "I hab no ideer"
bizarre stuff
for the record I did NOT get the boot for my clothing
any taskbar at the top man in?
Did the millionaire move the sphere?
it's because getting on the ground and doing planks or situps or using the ab wheel is tedious
for me? it's any sort of motion where you twist your torso, because that engages your abs more
ahah lads look at this faggot
gimpish freakoid
yeah on Jow Forums X
have all swedes filtered because of that one time he was spamming quotations marks or whatever it was
I only browse /brit/ whilst toiling on my phone, very upset that I can't filter yanks and this degenerate swede.
get paid 14k a year to do manual labour
need out NOW
like fucking nassim the rat for once. and you obviously
remember this and doing a hearty chuckle
what is this show
it is some nip showing some western slag how to be a good housewife?
Pipe down why don't you
niggoid
I’m the same lad, I know for a fact I have low standards though. So long as they aren’t REALLY fat or deformed I would probably shag them
If I ever have a son I will literally force him to watch, play and enjoy football
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this is 10 years old, mad
doesn't turt go to the UK often enough?
offer to get him dinner or something and have him meet your friends
Bideo gamers are just as bad as the footy is manly types
Right my little pooh bear, wanna take a chance?
Wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand?
I’ll say I told you so but you just gonna cry
You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes
cheers for the free likes turtle x
i am a gamer
Do you think working at greggs is hard?
been to the UK twice
you disgusting fucking early freak throw yourself off a motorway overpass
wrote this post earlier but thread 404d before i could submit so i pastes it into word and dont want it to go ter waste
yanks do this but with baseball and football and their kids end up killing themselves because they can't live up to their retarded parent's expectations
I am a gaymer
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yung lean looks so slavic now
oh yeah that's what I was going to post
saw a pakistani bloke today
except they had longish hair
and were wearing makeup and womens clothing
and they had a fair bit of stubble going on too
what is wrong with you
Exactly
No bodys perfect so they all deserve a shag