STEAL AT THIS PRICE

Oy vey lmao
Maybe there is a hint
Still great deal

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middle of nowhere maybe

lol old owner probably took out money against the house to buy bitcoin at ath. now house is for sale at discount.

Just bought 100k

could be a few things:

Listed price is starting bid for auction
shitty town with no jobs
bad part of town

They put it that low to get views, you idiot.

Could be
Or no one is buying

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bid 30k

It’s Zillow’s retarded price assumption based on the wrong info. They seemingly pull these numbers out of their asses concerning foreclosures. I’m sure it will sell for a lot more in the auction.

It's listed as foreclosure you fucking retard.

It's going to get auctioned off for a much higher price.

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BIZ MANSION

100+ year old houses hold up better than flimsy shit made today.

That’s so funny that the Jews foreclose on each other.

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giant tax lien on the property (very common in lib shitholes like NJ) that you have to pay before you actually own the property,.

An old house like that will usually need renovations to stay up to code, that might be the real reason people arn't bothering with this house if they inspected it and found the walls or foundation to be eaten away or whatever

NJ used to be really blue but it's becoming a red state really damn fast.

Realtor here.

You want the older homes, trust me. It never ceases to amaze me how many homes build in 1992 are crumbling because of cheap labor and materials. Newer construction homes try to get the most heated living area at the expense of robustness.

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>Realtor here.

die in a fire you fucking jew scamming POS

Jew Jersey is such a shithole, so glad I got out of there when I turned 18. Couldn't play me to live there.

You have no idea what Realtors do.

Stop being a sperg

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This.

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ever seen Amtiville?

It might also be a historic building and you might have a very long application process to do anything to that house.

Not only are they more robust, but they are more beautiful. The insulation sucks, but if a house stood for 100 years it's likely to stand for another 100. They are are constructed with thick timber sourced locally, and often from old growth.

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Is there a sweet spot? 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s?

The durability difference between old and new growth timber is structurally significant and necessary to build a home your children can one day occupy.

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The 50's and 60's are the sweet spot, mostly the 50's. They built a ton of ranches and bungalows to sell to soldiers returning from WW2 with VA loans. You can do a lot with them when you want to renovate.

Absolutely, homes with crawlspaces that were built in the 80's are all wrecked. I just did a transaction on a 200 year old house that still had the original piers and joists.

our house is almsot 100 years old with hardwood frame, shits so strong a powerdrill nearly blows up trying to get through it, somehow those tough old bastards just nailed through it with thick nails and hammer

no you don't want older homes. they substandard plumbing and electrical work that need a lot of work or money to repair. foundations in the old days were not as sturdy as they are now and houses that are 'old timers' usually have uneven floors because of the foundation settling.

Get the fuck out of here modernist shill. Nobody wants your stick built, sheet rock hellscape of a home.

If a house is still standing after 100 years then it's been well cared for, well built, and is perfectly capable of standing for another lifetime.

Utilities may not be up to code, but that's a small price to pay compared to building another god awful hellscape to pollute the world with.

That's the norm in the US northeast

you can build whatever style you want, im just telling you as it is when it comes to houses that are decades old. there are a lot of problems that are associated with them. the most noticeable problems are the uneven floors when the foundation settles, engineering and survey standards were not as stringent as they are today.

not to mention asbestos, oil tanks and lead paint. if you insist on buying an old timer, you are probably going to need not only a home inspection but a structural engineering report. not to mention an electrical and plumbing inspection.

Its not a steal ive never seen 50k in my life

Ill give em 200 bucks

Check out this castle in Waterloo with 8 loos for your poo.

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enjoy your discount deal just to live with spooky ghosts for the rest of your life

Youre actually right old houses are spooky af

no garage

Lol they can't scam you or they lose their license.

All they can really do is try to push you into a sale by talking about how good of a deal a house is.

If they fuck you over on something then you can sue their balls off.

But if you find an old house that is still standing then the foundation is likely fine unless you're talking so old the foundation is made of tree stumps.

It's newer homes that get all of the foundation issues because they haven't been standing for 30 years.

no, that is absolutely not true. if the foundation is standing it does not mean it's 'fine'. you need an engineers report. the first signs of foundation problems are slooping floors, horizontal cracks by windows and doors, uneven crawl spaces. and I assure you, all houses that are 70-100 years old, im being generous, will have slooping floors to some degree. whether or not it is a serious foundation issue or just moderate settling, you can't tell until you get an structural engineer to survey it.

depending on where you live and the robustness of your city planners, new houses have significantly fewer foundation problems then an old timer.

now this is peak mcmansion

True.

I hate when they build wooden houses then stick fake stones on the outside to make it look expensive. It's a fucking wooden house.

Bricks or real stone or gtfo

You honestly sound like you've been around old nigger houses that haven't been maintained. Based on your experience you probably believe this is true about all old houses but it isn't

If you live somewhere that gets cold try to get a newer house because they have more insulation.

>building houses with timber
heh, americans

Even our power tools have turned to s-o-y. Isn't anything sacred anymore?

>foreclosure
What they're not showing you is how the previous owners smeared feces allover the walls before the were evicted. You literally cannot remove the smell once it sets unless you replace all the drywall in the house. Probably been sitting in that stink for so long you'll need to tear up all the carpet and cabinets as well. Basically anything that's not stone/tile/ceramic will hold in the stink and need to be replaced.

>tfw don’t even have 10 grand in savings
I want to leave my parents house bad man.

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only an American would say this as if it's a bad thing. Here's some UK houses built in the 1800s. Victorian era housing was built to last, new eco home will fall apart in a few decades.

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Op is the seller and posted here to drive up the price

>living in anything sub 100 years old

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What is it with americans building crappy wooden homes all the time? Just use concrete you poor fucks, it's not 1920 anymore.

>Just use concrete
Builder here. Concrete houses are for plebs and niggers.
Timber is the patrician building material.

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I live in Vineland, welcome to paradise

>the previous owners smeared feces allover the walls before the were evicted
do americans ACTUALLY do tis?

Do we live in the same New Jersey?

Do Europoors ACTUALLY let jews run them out of their homes and leave it in perfect condition so they can sell it to the next goy that comes along?

So not built to only last 25 years

so what you're saying is you really do it
disgusting subhumans
btw jewish landlords is an american thing just like jewish mutilated dicks. there's fuck all jews in my country

Why cant you just give an explanation? Why does he have to be a retard you fucking cynical piece of shit asshole.

gaudy mcmansion i spit on thee

25 years was wrong. I meant not built to last up until the warranty runs out. So for bongs thats just 10 years with NHBC then go fuck yourself.

Not talking about landlords, talking about the people that own your mortgage. Unless you're in one of the few countries without a central bank, it's the jews.

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>You have no idea what Realtors do.
You do absolutely nothing, then demand 6% for it.

>better than flimsy shit made today
survivorship bias alert

after the authorities turn off water for nonpayment hoarders just start to shit on the floor or in the tub

What's the point of having a nice home in a shitty location? Nobody with money will buy this.

can confirm

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those homes were built under the impression that someones childen's children would own it.

they...you...m-make love to dinosaurs?

What does biz think of steel homes? Are they the economical way to avoid building a mcmansion?

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concrete is best. you will never have to fear tornadoes, hurricanes or bombardements ever again.

in my country the people with wooden houses didnt survive.

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My vote is for bricks
Then aerated concrete

steel x concrete = wow

I want to be a parasite like you. I'll be immigrating to US next year, lawful GC holder, can you show me where do people start? In order to be a realtor in US, you need a license?

Locally I've done all sorts of shit, being realtor is basically spamming ads all over with higher price, then helping conduct the transaction. Lately I've been leasing apartments and subleasing them daily airbnb style. Does all of this require a license in US?

>faux balcony

What do americans do this?

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>red state
>chris christie openly corrupt as fuck

yea good luck staying red lmao

6abc.com/man-shot-killed-after-youth-football-practice-at-millville-school/3919140/

no thanx

It literally took one Google search.

Here's your answer OP

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It's a common misconception that Realtors just open the houses and show them. I spent 90% of my time on the phone with attorneys, inspectors, general contractors, exterminators, landscapers, and lenders.

You don't need a license to have an AirBNB but you need one to be a license. You have to sign up for a course, it's usually about 300-400 bucks. Take the course, then pass it and you are eligible to take the federal and state test. Take those tests, pass them, and then get your license. You are now an inactive real estate agent. To become active as a new agent you will then need to find a brokerage. Stay away from Keller Williams, those guys are fucking retarded. Shop around and find a good one. Then you need to join the Multiple Listing Service...this one is expensive, runs about 2k a year for membership. Then you want to join the National Association of Realtors. Next up prepare to starve for 6 months while you're getting your first clients.

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my advice, check property taxes and what the state values the property as, you could end up paying a ridiculous amount, also check for tax liens.

Retard, the 6% goes to many places. 3% goes to the buyer agent. How dare people work for money. How dare we charge a free for professional measurements and photography. How dare we charge to put your house on the MLS when we have to pay thousands a year to belong to it. How dare we!

You're one of those autistic people that don't tip I bet

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*need one to be a real estate agent

It's possible they are tabular windows, which means you can walk out on the balcony. I'd have to see it for myself but I'm currently many states away.

>no yards
Looks nice, but still. How do you mow lawns?

>How dare we charge a free for professional measurements and photography
*SNAP*
THAT'LL BE 6% PLEASE

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>2018 Property taxes: $4,643