What is the dumbest nuclear accident?
1- Chernobyl
2- Demon Core
3- cesium-137 (Brazil)
4- Other...
What is the dumbest nuclear accident?
Brayden Sanchez
Oliver Edwards
Chernobyl
I mean, what kind of a subhuman fucks up that bad?
Logan Butler
chernobyl was by far the dumbest
who thought it was a good idea to let monkeys run a nuclear power plant?
Logan Reed
The "demon core" thing was just fucking stupid.
>Be hyper intelligent nuclear engineers
>Conduct tests on extremely dangerous materials by hand for some reason
At least Chernobyl was just an old fashioned fuck up.
Dylan Morris
Holhols.
Elijah Foster
A fucking screwdriver
Juan Smith
Hmmm
Brandon Evans
Chernobyl wasn't an accident, we swapped the control rods to keep the SU dependent on gas extraction.
James Russell
Chernobyl was dumb, but at some time the first nuclear accident that had to happen so that people would be more careful in the future
The brasil incident was pretty stupid but the people who suffered it didn't knew anything
The Demon core accident was truly stupid. The people knew what they were playing with. There was a lot of ways it could have been avoided, even a simple wood structure would have prevented the total disaster.
Jace Williams
The one that will happen here in 2026
Liam Morgan
Based
Nicholas Ramirez
Kyshtym
Obviously you need to put a pedo rapist in charge of nuclear facilities.
Tyler James
what happened at chernobyl anyway? ive never really researched it. was it really dumb or just an accident that could happen anywhere in that age
Robert Sanders
japan nuclear disaster was really dumb. those hethans taunted god and thought nothing would happen? ha
Joshua Williams
Ignorance of safety and incompetence
Hunter Bailey
This was 10x dumber
en.wikipedia.org
>be a stupid slavshit
>start mass producing uranium and plutonium for nuclear weapons
>dump the radioactive waste to nearby lakes and rivers, because you're a stupid slavshit
>one of the rivers flows straight into arctic ocean but who cares lmao
>some of the waste was stored underground, but the cooling system (russian made™) failed and it led to an explosion which sent 80 tons of radioactive liquid to air and it formed a radioactive cloud
>this radioactive cloud moved 300km away from the explosion zone while raining radioactive shit on everyone below it
>it took a week for slavshits to start evacuating people from those zones and they didn't even tell the people what happened
*few years later*
>one of the lakes that the slavshits used to dump their radioactive waste started to dry out
>suddenly the water had dried out completely leaving only radioactive waste behind, gusts of wind began to blow all that shit all over russia
>half a million people got irradiated because of it
Ian Perry
Most metal was SL-1, fucking impaled to the ceiling, Hell yeah!
Most based was Chernobyl, spawned an awesome cult following and material
Most retarded was Demon Core. Just desserts, nuff said.
Most patrician-fuck the common folk accident was Kyshtym
Logan Hill
this + a flawed reactor design because cheaper is better
en.wikipedia.org
>an accident that could happen anywhere in that age
not in the west
James Campbell
BASED
Christopher Morris
>Most metal was SL-1, fucking impaled to the ceiling, Hell yeah!
tell me more
Luke Martinez
it is creative
Thomas Edwards
Tokaimura nuclear accident, with demon core a close second.
>Let's handle nuclear fuels and materials with no protective gear or safety precautions
Genius.
Chase Lewis
the goiania accident was pretty fucking stupid.
>brainlets pillage an abandonded hospital for scrap
>steal a cool gizmo from an old xray machine
>show it to all their m8s
>cancer, cancer everywhere
Carter Parker
Demon core wasnt that bad but literally was caused by some jackass trying to be cool by showing off. So the one person was a massive retard.
Henry Jenkins
Have sex, fincel.
Colton Howard
I have had sex more times than you have fingers, so that's at least 11 times
Brandon Thompson
While not Chernobyl level Fukushima was the second worst. Poor management before made it worse and complete retardation and denying a problem after made it worse.
Jason Russell
he is russian, he probably has atleast 15 because of what this thread is about. lel
Jaxon Cox
Essentially an experimental small scale reactor that was supposed to be easy to put together and would work on arctic conditions.
They ran test runs with 3 man teams.
One of the teams managed to fuck up, by lifting the control rod that housed all the fuel beneath it in a chamber too high up, making the fuel cells go critical creating a massive amount of radioactive steam that launched the control rod straight up.
The rod impaled a dude observing the procedure in a catwalk over the other two to the ceiling. Rod entered through the groin and came out of his shoulder.
Other two got sprayed with a shitload of radioactive super heated steam, killing one of them instantly while the other was heavily injured.
Rescue team members had to switch in and out every 1 minute due to the exposure, and getting the surviving member out took like 2 hours. He was obviously so heavily dosed he died later in hospital
Mason Morris
Basically at a navy reactor were three guys and it. Improper removal of a control rod, goes critical, partial meltdown which causes it too vaporize. The vaporized fuel pushes the cooling water upward with enough force to slam the whole reactor 27 feet airborne. The shield plugs explode outward and impale one guy to the reactor ceiling. The other two guys are hit with superheated radioactive steam. They believe one of the guys intentionally sabotaged it.