Kohlchan is down

WOTAN strafe KOHLCHAN

Do you have webms with sound, ability to post porn, zip pdf mp4 files and 128mb file limit and T-I-G-E-R-S though?

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Sad!

I'm eating tabbouleh. Feels gut.

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How do you even access KC? It keeps sending me to the offended page of Dramatica

clear ur cookies

Don't go directly to int

I bet they don't even have S-P-A-C-E

You don't access KC, KC accesses you.

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me too, dunno why

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It's chemo.
Was implemented when we again made clickbait-news.
If there is a refferer from r/de or some other stuff this happens.
Clean up your room and it should work.

The fuck is it this time?

Imagine suffering on the Ukraine where you get a 10/10 attributed gf at the age of 18

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kc normally does that when you access it from some other website, like reddit Jow Forums or certain other imageboards

>age of 18
too old

If you can't access it, then you don't belong.

Nicely said, grappa!

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bernds i'm so bored

Does the KCmeister still post on the KC?
What happened to Igor?

Precise poster map.
Are you for or against?

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i drew that saudi-arabia
if you look closely, it has "Kohlchan" written on it in German cursive.

also the turkey next to it is taking a reference to the turkish journalist that was sewn up that time

> Does the KCmeister still post on the KC?
He get's his fair teatment, but yes.

> What happened to Igor?
Apparetly they have a new spammer now.

giro caused this

Earnst is down as well

It's ernstchan.xyz now. Different admins and mods, still slow and high quality serious discussion.

imagine having to fill out a captcha

Great, more Russians in the middle of Anti-Vatnik Janny Uprising was exactly what we needed

Goatherder nigga here

This just in, important news: Merkel personally shut off Helmuth's router and told him no more kc until he cleans his room and empties ALL the pee pee bottles.

Imagine staring at a low mb webm without sound.
Imagine having to wait between posts.

Nothing of value was lost.

You just find yourself here at home, same cancerous low IQ people.

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imagine not having tuhu emotes

not true, more non-whites here.

This is not a tragedy greater than when small chans get raided by Jow Forums and Jow Forums

why 4kanker doesnt allow sound btw?

It's just a very primitive imageboard from the time they were still new
KC evolved over many decades while Jow Forums you can only upload one image at the time

its been like 4 hours now wtf helmet

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I miss Igor

>Jow Forums you can only upload one image at the time

Why hasn't moot or gookmoot done anything about this yet? Fucking seven chan had multiple as far back as 2010 iirc.

i remember sosach got sounds when webms were just introduced

it'll be up soon bernd

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I wonder what became of warlockchan

>no serious discussions
>generals everywhere
>anger, anger everywhere
>3MB limit
>Captcha cancer
>gestapo tier moderation
>no Koti's power form
And etc. Feel free to add

KC was chan of free and glory

lynx has koti form already?

The gookmoot probably uses the server for cringy online games or bitcoin mining.

Nah but I miss it that was fast af
No,he just downloads his CP there

yeah i used it on android instead of overchan sometimes

Posting links is considered spam here, you have to redo captchas again

>No,he just downloads his CP there
Even worse than Kohlpedos. He probably does it in agreement of the NSA though, in return for poster data.

>Even worse than Kohlpedos.
Well, at least some of Kohlpedos are white (except that gookpedo)

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How can americans allow to force food full of fructose and sweeteners on them?

lol almans

Enviroment = bad

satanic conspiracy pushing deadly sins (gluttony)

Is this another shoah?

Just get dollczan brah

>gestapo tier moderation
Bold thing to say after the politics ban from b and Stasi mods going full berserk on any rightwing statements at large

>generals everywhere
Der Generals?

k

I am talking about 4ch
Also there were a lot right wing threads last days

Me on the top pooping

>I am talking about 4ch
I know. And I am saying that the Stasi mods on KC are about 10 times worse than anything we have here

SAME THING OVER AND OVER
WHY THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO ME
I AM TALKING ABOUT 4CHAB

It's a joke brah, relax

A reference to the old KC

I kindly disagree
That place had freedumbs
I never saw such thing
I literally got banned 7 times this year in 4ch
Also there were autosaging of some anti-Trump threads in pre-lynx days

Posters here are so weird and different

Or maybe they're just normal and it's the KC that's weird and different

I know who is der general
I was banned in old KC for posting Babko's blowjob video. Before that I used to make "what do you think about my country" threads

I was checking if my ban was lifted or not then I saw that 404

Nah, its this place that manages to somehow get worse by the day. Zoomers are horrible and ruin everything, and this place is full of zoomers
KC still sucks aswell though

>make a post
>Russian replies with "ha ha watermelons"

Why sosachers/vatniks are so funny guys, we should have more of them in KC

Why was Iggy permabanned on Kohlchan?

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testing

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doesnt work for me

Even my own country generals are fucking weird, it's like those people are aliens that speak the same language

I like karachan so much better

Get greasemonkey or tampermonkey and install it as a script latest version from github

github.com/SthephanShinkufag/Dollchan-Extension-Tools/raw/master/src/Dollchan_Extension_Tools.es6.user.js

It takes so much time to enter that shithole

I think they really all are ultra normie zoomers, just talk about some banal shit

Tell me stranger how are them people over there on coolchan?

Nod really, with a plugin

Though it's not really worth it if you don't have a very specific pole heda

feel the same about german threads on Jow Forums
it's much better talking to bernd, that thread is some weird circlejerk but derives a lot from KC too.

Trannies
Smart people
Russians
That weird Korean
And ofc Nikita, Igor, Ferenc, Bergay

average age in /deutsch/ is unironically around 19 and at least 75% are seriously mentally ill
its a weird mixture of /a/, Jow Forums and your local home for the mentally handicapped
Mods on KC aswell as KC at large still suck dick

Yeah but all of that is good
It just doesn't have the funny classic KC memes like „jetzt sind sie halt da“ or „ach bernd“

/polska/ was relatively normal before it got invaded by we*bs faggots and zoomers

Who is Ferenc?

me

Schizo gypsy who thinks that he is female

KC is definitely better
You can see strong reddit zoomer aura in this place

How is life right now?
Do you feel better than 5 years ago?

post pic

I saw 3 Jow Forums poster, 2 /sp/ posters and 1 Jow Forums poster from Azerbaijan

AZERBAIJAN = DEVELOPED

There's more Chinese on KC than Azeris
Let that sink in