What's the most painful way to kill yourself?
What's the most painful way to kill yourself?
Matthew Ramirez
Adrian Young
being a business owner in south Africa and having a hot wife?
Leo Ward
live for 100 years
Carter Ortiz
Wood chipper feet first prove me wrong
Jack Ortiz
Holding LINK
Andrew Lewis
Buy Link
Jackson Torres
living a long life
Adrian Smith
Smoke yourself to death with cigarettes that’s what I’m doing. Currently on 50 a day I don’t give a shit anymore
Tyler Bell
Jesus fucking christ
Xavier White
Jonathan Diaz
Unironically this.
Elijah Thompson
Skinning yourself alive and jumping in a bath tub filled with salt
Colton Perez
cyanide
Daniel Wood
I think you’d faint fairly quickly from the pain
Ayden Roberts
As usual, first answer is the best answer.
Tyler Garcia
In ancient times in Iran, they tied a man to a tree, and fed him nothing but honey. Insects was eating him alive for 17 days.
Ryan Brown
underrated
Oliver Walker
>dinosoars aren’t real ARE they daddy?
Nah you wouldn’t, the pain would keep you awake for sure
Bentley Reyes
DELET
Cooper James
Radiation poisoning
David Cox
Is there anything worse than this? The only thing I can think of is gaping an anus open and dropping a bunch of baby black widows in it.
Brandon Sullivan
Maybe being locked in an iron statue and left out in the hot sun, so you'd slowly bake to death in it but not enough to kill you
They wouldn't LET him die. Soon as they took him off life support he passed on. Fucking insect asians
Anthony Lewis
Jose Cook
Story?
Isaiah Diaz
Brody Edwards
Being buried alive. Imagine sleep paralysis in real life
Lucas Williams
Just look up his name, tons of articles and well worth a read. Yes i'd say he had one of the worst deaths of the century
Cameron Russell
>Ouchi
Nathan Hill
Is that a pink wojak?
Robert Rivera
That Asian woman saving her child and getting eaten by the escalator feet first while the employees just watched until she was completely eaten by the metal gears.gif
Gavin Gutierrez
Physical pain is a fickle friend, for it has diminishing returns. The most painful way to die is to live a long life wage slaving without any friends or family that care about you, without any art that elevates you, without any thoughts that stimulate you, and finally to wither away and die just as you lived, cold and alone
Chase Bell
fuck what everyone else said, this is the real winner in this thread. it really made me think.
Carson Morgan
Drowning is pretty painful way to die and takes a long ass time.
Charles Thompson
too real, man. too real.
Noah Watson
don't forget feet first into a wood chipper at the end
Anthony Garcia
You can fix that in 2-3 months the second you decide to stop being a weirdo shut-in who lets life push him around.
I'm guessing the worst pain you've felt is toe stub. Let's get back to dropping black widows into gaping anuses
Blake Russell
Getting cooked in a microwave oven
Nolan Smith
Most of you will be that old white man eating by himself trapped in his thoughts and no one to share life with
Aiden Wood
just make some friends online like on the lainchan irc or whatever
James Allen
Normally you would faint from shock (decreased blood pressure), but that wouldn't apply here because you would be hanging upside down, forcing your blood into your brain. So you would be conscious all the way through. Even people in the medieval ages knew this.
Justin Anderson
fire ants and baby centipede down a funnel inserted into your forcefully widened urethra and anus while watching all the women you fell in love with and left you fucking other dudes behind a soundproof one-way mirror
then feet first into a woodchipper at a rate of 1 inch per second
Charles Moore
NORMIES LEEAAAVEE
Zachary Cruz
well, I hung around this thread long enough. A post started to get to me.
Hunter Evans
Scaphism
Blake Cox
I'm so glad I don't live in medieval times. Finding the most painful ways to kill people doesn't benefit anybody and actually weighs a high monetary cost on society
Xavier Robinson
continue living till natural death
William White
>His wife said that it looked like he was crying blood.
Welp goodnight Jow Forums
Jaxson Bell
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK I’ll wagecuck the rest of my life at mcdonalds before I go through that hell
Hunter Peterson
Fuck.
FUCK.
Oh- OH GOD NO.
Kayden Richardson
go all in on LINK and find out for yourself.
Jack Williams
high performance individuals don't need external stimulus you silly lil sperg boi
Aaron Parker
Living life
Luis Butler
Going all in on OMG, I've been dying from that for months
Hunter Evans
Set an alert on trading veiw that goes off when Bitcoin hits 100k
Have a trigger that activates on the alert
Have the trigger release cyanide into your body
Noah Harris
Even using a connection secured with TLS to get the price of Bitcoin, you would be trusting every single certificate authority out there not to fuck up. You would also be trusting the site(s) you get the data from to be trustworthy and not get hacked.
Zachary Fisher
imagine being this retarded
Alexander Phillips
What a horrible way to go, just waiting for bitcoin to hit 100k your entire life and then dying of old age.
Christian Taylor
Age is relative. Not all 100 year olds are confined to a chair on oxygen. Some are still running marathons at that age.