/brit/

guess MTV lied

no you can't
be quiet

hows it foing lads

you've never had a gf em so how would you know

*virginous yank voice*
"dating" as we know it was never an actual thing until being bent was considered socially acceptable
it was just a nihilistic practice for benders to pretend like they care about eachother and use their holes for a night. dating is not part of the recipe for a successful relationship

Cute shitskin, would bleach

I knew I'd seen her somewhere before

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I hope one is a black trans woman and the other is a Mexican

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Have sex?
Chance would be a fine thing

Ash Sarkar

Sucking my big white willy

ASSIMILATE, ROBOT
THEN YOU WILL GET THAT PUSSSSSSSS

those only applies to appearance and the social skills necessary to pull, in all other aspects being "normal" is bad

Dating didn't need to exist because you grew up in the same village as your wife and you knew her your whole life anyway.

A fine thing indeed!

Just stop having sex for 2 weeks and women will throw themselves at you

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have you ever had a gf?

Based

*does a little dance

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Been far longer than two weeks and I've not had sex

And frankly jeff you're boring as hell so i guess it makes sense

just got rusticated from the university of life

em, pack it in before i turn on turn on my 'anti-emmett' posting bot.

here's an dinosaur

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Emmett smokes crack surely he has like 8 personalities

have you ever had a gf?

The gang

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Switching from Clover to Kuroba lads

This is actually based

um sweaty

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Emmett is a virgin remember. He talks about shagging like how they do in the American pie movies

Lol he's a virgin unironically

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Exchanged like 10 messages with this girl on bumble and she said I should go round hers because she need the company
She’s a fit 18 year old
I am a virgin freak

im a virgin because i think going to a resturaunt or wherever (or the movies if you're still in school) and pretending like you don't just want to use the other person for their holes is retarded
look at all the divorce rates and unsuccesful relationships with "dating". but no im surely just a sore loser who hasn't sunk my cock in a slag. yeah.

he barely has 1

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Maybe you guys are just beta and I can't relate to how you look at women

Mikey as well. You can tell because of how defensive they get about it. Proper specimens both.

have you ever had a gf?

literally how

how good looking are you, what did you say and where do you live

*virginous seething yank voice*
im a virgin because i think going to a resturaunt or wherever (or the movies if you're still in school) and pretending like you don't just want to use the other person for their holes is retarded
look at all the divorce rates and unsuccesful relationships with "dating". but no im surely just a sore loser who hasn't sunk my cock in a slag. yeah.

Unironically sounds suspicious

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Personality type:“The Mediator”(INFP-T)
Individual traits:Introverted – 69%, Intuitive – 60%, Feeling – 67%, Prospecting – 58%, Turbulent – 74%
Role:Diplomat
Strategy:Constant Improvement

can you relate to how i look at you?

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My doggo, lads

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dave outed you as a virgin long ago i remember
virgins

Probably could have had sex a bunch of times if I really wanted to

yes but that does not answer the questions

Yeah mate you got me
*bites my nails*

>introverted - 69%

nice

>sunk my cock in a slag

Ah yes, that classic Yank saying

*virginous coping yank voice*
Probably could have had sex a bunch of times if I really wanted to

within 20 years i reckon muslims will start demanding self-governing sharia regions in the uk. and the cowardly lefties in charge will capitulate as always.

have you ever had a gf?

bumble girl hasn't responded in two days
she always responded late at night but was writing loads of stuff back and contributing to the convo
feel disheartened

sad

you can't do peepee touch either

No.
And I've told you this so many fucking times.

rorke demonstrating his mental capabilities yet again

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Nah, I reckon he's shagged once, but he's been riding that wave his entire life.
Like getting an A in your GCSE's and waving it around when you're 35

*virginous coping yank voice*
bumble girl hasn't responded in two days
she always responded late at night but was writing loads of stuff back and contributing to the convo
feel disheartened

I don't want to use american jargon in a /brit/ thread

Lmao

sorry youre right, muslims have that already pretty much.

no you haven't. explain how you would know anything about dating given this post then

looks like our moni x

within 20 years i reckon rorke will stop bangning on as his mum will have made him get a job by then

*walks up to camera*
Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?
*walks away*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA HES A VIRGIN

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She's right............

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You know I'm not a virgin.

based lmao

no hell have had a stroke by then from looking at brown people

mikey the virgin
lisicki the virgin
190 the virgin
homealone the virgin
catyank the virgin
emmett the virgin

>you need a gf for sex
the absolute state of 106676537

ah yes, a thread of virgins mocking another virgin for being a virgin. impressive.

Bit of dutch courage for me tonight. Feel pretty scared.

thought that was a toilet seat in the thumbnail

see
ignore if you're a massive cowardly virgin

Mouthyank

if he can learn jujitsu by watching his mates get the shit kicked out of them, he can be a love guru by watching chick flicks
this is emmett world

Who you calling virgin, virgin?

Has the gigachad finally been mogged?

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life is scary

no jeffo

leave Emmett alone

impossibly grim state of affairs
and people say this place is better than /britfeel/

on the one hand he's asking for it and should know better on the other what sort of sad cunt is in a position as socially and materially priveleged as hers and has time to shit on randos in her comments? fucking derranged behaviour, like having a go at a homeless person on your way to work for being lazy or some shit

I just told you I've never had girlfriend.
I'm just giving you my opinion.