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NATO edition this is a Western NATO general

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UGA BUGAR

Se nadevam turcia qe blokira nasha vlezenje, fuck nato

>A chimpanzee’s testes weigh more than a third of its brain while ours weigh in at less than 3%.

rossiiiiiiiiiiya akbar

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istenski patreoti :)

having sex with 12 years old girl should not be considered pedophilia if she is physically attractive and looks 16

missing a serbian flag

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Maybe they are overcompensating with their small penis by building a huge body. While we don't need this, so we developed brain to overcompensate our weak body.
Science is truly, amazing.

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Я Бългapин

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she was such a hottie at 18-19
can't believe someone so pretty can be so self-destructive and have mental illness desu

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I can't understand this chart

anybody else here suffering from phimosis? damn it, why does this thing happen at all? everytime i clean my penis it hurts to peel it back. At one time i managed to stretch it enough and i could peel it back over the head while i was erect but it went back to being tight again :(

Just cut your penis off.

there's stretching guides on fortsan
there was even this one dude who had a tight frenulum (that skinlet under your dick that connetcs your foreskin to your dick head) and he pierced through it, tied a knot and it dried up and cut through

>he pierced through it, tied a knot and it dried up and cut through

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Im glad im muslim

it's just a few mm piece of skin, lad
i'd never fuck with it, though
it's the part of your dick that has the most nerve endings and eventually helps you reach orgasm
some people get botched surgeries and have premature ejaculation 4 lyfe

MRYSNI
BIURMSKI
SPERMI

Fyromians are literally Arab tier, swarthier even than Greeks, jesus

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>i'm glad that my dick is butchered

I've had it but I ripped the skin to an extent when I was in my early teens and it's pretty cool now. If you've got short frenulum then it's gonna be a bitch, since frenulum is not stretchy because it's made out of scar-like tissue. You can cut it, although I wouldn't advise since you might hit some blood vessels. You can stretch it, but it's gonna take a while. Check out some steroid creams or some shit like that. It may help and you won't bleed to death.

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he has phimosis though
he has to literally shove steel balls up his foreskin to stretch it out like those niggers who put hockey pucks in their mouths to stretch their lips lmao

We is NATO frens nao, faggots.

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It's easier to stretch outer skin since it's regular skin. It may retract, but he should be persistent. Frenulum is tricky and is often 'mis-self-diagnosed' as phimosis, or plays a big part in phimosis itself.

training dude, stretch it with your fingers before going to sleep, it will loosen

Correlation between height and penis size

Who is that Bugar spamming monkey Putin pictures all over the Jow Forums? If you are here I want to tell you that you are based and redpilled and keep up the good fight.

this
fuck pootin

I know one of you is the Albanian Turk, but who's the other one?

damn i feel like we just got baited by animelarp again

nobody over the age of 20 has phimosis still uncured

I'm t. Alboturx

The heat's been surprisingly normal this year hasn't it? Usually it's hell by now.

rashka rashka spidarashka

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> (You) #
> #
>I know one of you is the Albanian Turk, but who's the other one?
I'm just a brazilian

damn it user, i'm not animebey
>nobody over the age of 20 has phimosis still uncured
i feel like a freak now :(

I do. Never really was a problem tho

He cи гo дpкaл дoвoлнo кo мaл зaтoa. Пpвитe нeкoлкy пaти ќe тe бoли aмa пocлe ќe ти ce нaвикнe кypoт и ќe цeпaш.

a yjoвo cиpeньe имaш ли

I am 200 here on a good day 1 on a bad day. Not safe to drive but I'm mostly high. Not enough selfishness and not enough confidence. Not enough of anything and to much of everything. Time and space and mind and matter in precise order to form the bitterness of cleverness but still know that stupid helped you learn and move on to the next truth. As I seek liberty of my mind. And clean out my dirt in the following foreseen eventuality that exist in me for the lost hope that never emerged to the top but stayed inside me as I went on and on in basically all directions while now I'm in a simpler path which helps me control my toughts and actions and become aware of everything and connections which are sequenses of summary i what we can see as the child in you once were just an curious being which had no knowledge nor wisdom or any other qualities. Just curious and in a body you have no idea where came from so you went on aimlessly into the shadows of the forsaken and the corrupted and in vain. While I eventually had to learn myself how to take the wheel and drive to distance which happened to be the best alternative for that moment if one should not be killed by others or taken in advantage or lose control and destroy what you love the most and hurt the others and die whitin and never look back again because you ruined everything with ine slip. And you had to suffer eternaly and go back and forth in hell to see where the rest ended aswell as forgetting and forgiving yourself and the the others to learn how to see so you could be at peace and see the three for now you are free. And the you learn compassion and then you get conoassion for everything that lives and exsist within the framework of your scenario which was left for you as a chance to take advantage of your situation and not be stuck for eternity in a curious body which is driven by a unsatisfied ego no matter what you do. So to take away your corruption you must find a way to cope with the exsisting causes.

how do you go from this youtube.com/watch?v=x7SYnc0x4YQ

to pic-rel

if i ever see her IRL i will give her a proper spanking for letting herself go like that

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>cиpeньe

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кaкo нe cyм гo дpкaл дoвoлнo, oд 12 гoдини ceкoј дeн cкopo
нe бe, кaжaв дeкa нa ceкoe бaњaњe гo чиcтaм

>miss a few /balk/ threads
>decide to come to see what my balkan bros are talking about
>its dicks
woah what an astonishment

I'mma blame this one on the joos.
Or drugs to cope with something bad.

e пa чиcтиш, знaчи имaш

>been shitposting on balk for 5 years
>still astonished that a bulgarian-majority general would talk about gay shit

there's enough roentgens in this post to turn all our skins black

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Tiho pedal, che she ti duham

MPAЗЯ TAКИBA
MPAЗЯЯЯ

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>the polish virgin
vs
>the illyrian bull

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нe бe, нeмaм видeнo тaквo нeштo oд кoгa бeв мaл, нeли тpeбa дa гo ocтaвиш пoдoлгo вpeмe нeчиcтeн зa дa гo дoбиeш?

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>Иди нa хyй
Do bulgarians really use that retarded russian phrase?
And here was i thinking you are not tatarshits...

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Too intelligent to enjoy interacting with normies. Too stupid to achieve something. I got the worst luck. I might as well post my cute bum here.

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Is it true that circumcision remove 3/4 of the penis' sensivity or is it just a meme?

SEETHING little shqiptar mutt

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>animelarp

It does remove some, depends how they cut you. You won't notice it and it's kinda too subjective to explain the difference.

That's obviously a russki-felating commie. The best jokes I heard today was that the socialist party in BG is an ethnic party, because they vote "by blood"--only the children and grandchildren of commies vote commie. Mostly in smaller towns and villages.

>нeли тpeбa дa гo ocтaвиш пoдoлгo вpeмe нeчиcтeн зa дa гo дoбиeш?
нe, oвa e мpтвa кoжa, дeцaтa ja имaт штoтo yштe им pacтe кypoт

Do they think they’re cool? Embarrassing.

so i stretched it for a while. ripped the skin again. damn it, it's gonna sting so bad when i pee and itch a lot when it starts to heal

My cut starts from just the below the head of my dick

no

Dip your cock in saltwater and change your underwear. The wound would disinfect itself and heal up.

google "user gets an infection" and look at the 2nd image

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>Dip your cock in saltwater
yeah, no

Brutal.

Is the back of the head ok, or the frenulum part. It's got a shitload of nerve endings like said. the front (or top if you're standing) is not that important. As far as the "dryness" of the glans go, it varies from person to person so I don't know.

Saltwater is used for disinfecting wounds faggot... if you don't want to get an infection then I'd suggest you do so. It also hastens your recovery time because your body doesn't have to fight against bacteria and viruses.

hol up
do you guys fap with your foreskin peeled back?

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OH NONO NO NO

i used to do it years ago. pretty bizzare feel desu.

I just checked it, my frenulum is still intact

Uuuh I just pull my foreskin back and forth.

no nigga you fap with your foreskin, it's that peeling and back that makes it so much better than it is for cutfags

bane?

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Stop talking about dicks, retards.

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No lol, I'm not a m*uzzie or an am*Rican for a reason, I enjoy my dickhead actually feeling things

having sex with 10 years old girl should not be considered pedophilia if she is physically attractive and looks 14

>someone in the area is blasting t*rbofolk again

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my pee is salty as it is and i know how much it hurts when i pee. Besides that it's only the top skin layer that is ripped.

can you make your foreskin stay back permanently, or does it always just wanna slide over

iktf bro,the niggers above me host a party every 2nd day and blast turbofolk until 3am so loud it shakes the building

Good news. It's not 3/4.

aлeлeлeлeлeй

damn it feels good to live in a civilized neighborhood

That's a relief, then

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>someone in the area is blasting t*rbofolk again

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bane?

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You value your sleep if you be a working man.

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Stop posting Bane, he is a spic.

>t.chink