What do other countries think of germany? I want to know

>never heard of polish-soviet war
>never heard of winter war
The absolute state of bong education.

we didnt declare war on you, it was you who declared war on us both times

>polish soviet war
>winter war

communism was orchestrated by germans
germany supported finland and also allowed the soviets to take parts of eastern poland

lets forget this incidents and be all friends, we are good people now

Rude

because you declared war on neutral nations like Belgium and Poland. We even let you take the Sudetenland undemocratically to calm down you extreme need for occupation.

germany seems kinda boring tb.h

why? explain

we get a lot of germans as tourists in the summer here and they're all very nice people. but you kind torpedoed our boats a while back and we haven't forgotten.

we didnt declare war on belgium, we used it as a shortcut and didnt had the intention to have a fight with them. Poland wasnt neutral it was a brittish vassal.

>you extreme need for occupation.
You were the biggest empire on earth at some point because of your occupation lust, you are no saints

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>we didnt declare war on belgium, we used it as a shortcut
This is why foreigners react as they do in this thread

>send millions of soldiers through a country without permission and kill anybody that resists
>not an invasion guyz lmao

>Shortcut, amirite guyz
Germans sometimes eh

cultural heart of Europe, pretty language, pretty chill and based people (some)
but you're straying away from it, maybe not much, but still. or your government.

>sorry lads just gotta pass through your country right quick, might leave some soldiers behind to stick around for 4 years idk

The German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika.

>feeling genocidally cute, might occupy your country, harass its people and murder them outright, idk

>pretty language
>mfw

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Germany died in '45. Now it's just a degenerate shithole. Just look at cities like berlin. Disgusting. Just like the rest of mordern europe

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Thats a strange way of saying "1990" you bougie fuck.

Fat europian who dress poorly and didn't speak english

This

I hate you because you like France more than us

>Belgium
>Nation
Lmao you can't just make up countries and expect everyone to respect that. It's like when you step on the toes of your mental brothers imaginary friend.

I like it

What's up with all the turkish homos.

Good immigration place

Yes, I like your language.

Damn cute chicas

Why do Germans hate the US more than people in the rest of Western Europe?

maybe because you imposed a fuck ton of tarrifs on german products and insult us on daily basis and trying to tell us how to manage our countries and the list go on

Unsere Oberherren

ain't nothing wrong with a bit of samesex encounter, sweetheart

Well you guys were fucking us over on trade and NATO idk why all of you bitch when we dont wanted get fucked over anymore lol

Okay lets go to the hamam together.

r u a blonde boi?

Did you seriously put the fake castle/tourist trap?

been in Munich and Berlin once - the latter is worse, Innsbruk is way better than both however

Yeah I look like a nazi youth.

i have no respect for a people that have no respect for their selves.

Great place, plan to move there
>inb4 full
You cant stop me

Non-muslims are always welcome :)

Agree

as long you are not a burden and leech on the state you are welcome

But Innsbruck isn't german...

Sad, but true

You should be experienced with them, my dear homoloving buurman.

i want it to be nuked

boomers: based

millennials and zoomers: cringe

I would never. No one likes frogs, wtf?

that's the point

We love you almost as much as Austria desu what are you on about?

I think Germany looks like a good country to live despite all problems, but I will never visit there because there is way much dangerous than Brazil in some aspects due all sandniggers and niggers roaming free around the country and the German legal system do jackshit about their savage beheviour.
The only West European countries that I would travel without worry about niggers and sandniggers killing me are Liechtenstein Schweiz, Portugal, Spain and Monaco.
From the bottom of my heart I truly wish better days for Germany and the entire Europe.

Nigga what the fuck? What are you smoking? You guys don't even take your phones out in public because you're too scared of being mugged, and your "legal system" is so corrupt that it's a wonder it still exists. You don't even have a working postal service because that's also full of corruption.
t. have friend in Rio

Don't believe everything you read on Jow Forums. I've been walking around alone in big cities in the middle of the night since i was 16 without ever even thinking about geting mugged. Drunk people looking for a fistfight was the worst i would think of. Often, i was out alone at 3 AM in the area were you would meet drug dealers, if you know what i mean.

There are very few areas that are problematic and "problematic" by German standards is still safer than Manhatten, let alone Brazil.

I want to know why are you such pessimists.

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>5% of Germans said something illegal
wtf

Consider that over 5% of all "Germans" aren't Germans.