>this makes americans cry in terror
This makes americans cry in terror
god i love my foreskin
I wish I could suck my own dick.
My penis is brown and uncut
I have phimosis.
>tfw my mother's sisters scared her away from cutting my dick
yup, I'm just like my fellow yuropeeins
Do brown people in the US have lower rates of dick chopping?
I'd also be crying if my dick looked like a coil?
me too
I wish I had a foreskin
It's depressing knowing that I had one as a baby, and that it was stolen from me
Yes
>tfw cutfag in yurop
how common is circumcision outside of america and sandbox?
Zero
worst koreans also practice circumcision
how bad is yours? i can retract fully when falccid but only 1/3 when erect
Based aunt, hoped you shagged her as a thank you.
very rare
i need medical intervention
Just pull harder then
it's too tight
its really common here. people cite cleanliness, health and cosmetic reasons and also because everyone else does it, naturally
I got it done for medical reasons (phimosis)
one of my friends got it done for the same reason but its rare
I have a foreskin. Not everyone here gets circumcised.
I can help you pull it back
I had strong phimosis, so they cut it with my permission. Im actually glad about it, cant imagine a foreskin on my dick.
Shut up kemal
>YOU KNOW I MUTILATED MY DICK BUT IT'S OK I LIKE IT THIS WAY
I'm going to find a nice young woman to help me retract it with her pussy.
Not existant here.
Will you show me?
seething
>people cite cleanliness, health and cosmetic reasons
Do they never ask themselves why these are total non-issues in the rest of the world?
>americans
>thinking about the rest of the world
Is it true that americans trade their foreskins for weed?
I'd be right happy to.
only for legit medical reasons
normies don't give a shit about people outside of their fishbowl
Really fucking uncommon
That's also the reason why Americans are so fucked in the head. Or that in addition to that they descent from people who were pushed away from their countries of origin.
eww, why would I do that? I'm not Scandinavian.
... or lack of it is the reason for Americans being fucked in the head, to put it better.
that it was torn off my body after i was born? yes you're correct
oh say can you see
South Korea because USA is their stepdaddy.
I uses to have phimosis as a kid. I always thought my dick was normal until I realised it wasn't. Then I would just pull really damn hard every day, until it at least retracted a bit, until I got bored and went all the way. Huge pain. I was like 12 or 13 No phimosis anymore
>tfw the girl im fucking says I have a big thick cock
Cut or uncut its dicklets who should be made fun of.
I have the same, but never had a problem while having sex
>Finland in charge of telling people who's fucked in the head
No, the jews gobble them up
Yeah most Hispanics (especially younger ones) are uncut
Filipino cucks do it
South Korea, the Philippines, some African countries, and Israel practice it routinely. Canada and Australia practice it but not as much as the US. The UK and New Zealand used to but don't anymore.
People don't really think about that. They just hear that it's healthier and don't question that premise.
that's good to hear. i read one guy's story, he teared his foreskin while having sex due to phimosis.
my dad literally stopped me from being circumcised because it was a "jewish thing"
>american toilet-conversations
I'm uncircumcised but my dick is also darker than the rest of my body
I think most guys are like that, from what I've seen
My wife's dick is uncircumcised
based
What the actual fuck.
>from what I've seen
I’m a chicano so I am well accustomed to that, Rasheed Bin Achmed
It doesn't exist. Only whites and blacks circumcise here.
Snibbety snabs, goy :^) It is G*ds will!
damn I dodged a bullet being born in the states then.
Obviously hospitals have a deal with the cosmetics industry.
that's just fucked
I hate this country so fucking much. Russia, please nuke us.
mother of god...
We may eat UMA DELICIA but we never remove the foreskin of our babies
its a cultural taboo and some people are really adamant about it for some reason
BASED
You know that circumcision in Canada is not uncommon right? It can be as high as 50% depending on province.
Canada escapes all circumcision banter and it is pretty unfair.
Yes but most likely a holdover from the boomer generation and declining. My dad was, but my brother and I weren't. My brother's kid isn't either.
Don't forget to buy some kosher food on the way home, McGoy.
does your family happen to come from china
No, Portugal and Italy.
The same can be said in the US too. It is just that the cut rate is more 50% Still declining
leaftugal
The weirdest thing about all this shit is Americans calling normal dicks "uncut" and "uncircumsized" as if the mutilated ones are the normal ones and then you could UN-cut it.
Maybe the nuevo Americanos do it less.
I love my cut penis
t. otto warmbier
Does that mean warm beer?
Yes
Only jews, so like 20 people here, I have a friend with phimosis who needs it, who ironically looks like a more jewish adrien brody
Shit, the cult of (((moloch))) is real then
But you've never had an uncut one to compare to, so you have no point of reference.
It's like a person with one arm saying "I love having just one arm".
not speaking for him, but perhaps he meant that he loves it in spite of it being cut.
just let us cope, man.
I was circumcised as a kid because I had phimosis
>born in England
thanks guys ya saved my dick!
Asians as well
>>this makes americans cry in terror
It's not the penis itself, it's the Mexican attached to it.
Nonexistant. Unless you were born with a defect that required you to cut it or you are muslim or a jew
>so like 20 people here
Mind you, we have one of the largests Jewish communities in the world
how is nobody talking about it
They don't reach 1% of the population tho