ITT: Jow Forums writes a story. Each user gets to write one sentence each

ITT: Jow Forums writes a story. Each user gets to write one sentence each

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once upon a time

there was a nigger

Once upon a time there was a Finn.

Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.

and his name was nigger

the nigger dindu nuffin

So he decided to write a letter to gaben, one word at a time

but that didnt stop him from trying to achieve his goal

The complete annihilation of the white race.

but fucking trannies every day

Meanwhile, Janny is cleaning up the board FOR FREE.

"bow down to me now!" said the hidden tranny jellydwarf seemingly out of thin air, our hero stopped in his tracks

and whipped out his erect 2 inch penis

while our hero did make a lot of money, he still wouldn't be near as rich as the richest guy in town:
the janitor.

this thought disturbed everyone who could dream. "no i cant fail" nigger muttered to himself, and he proceeded through the forest

Along the way, he stopped to collect his welfare check and food stamps.

but janny didn't have a gf

imagine if you slipped inside the balloon by accident and drowned to death while desperately trying to claw at the rubber prison

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varg who's youtube has been deleted and lives in the forest sees the nigger

he thought transitioning into a woman would help him score hot lesbian sex.

but he was wrong. dead wrong

AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA

I’m a Retarded btw

*trumpet sounds*

It’d be as easy as biting the balloon.

a flaming moose jumps down from a nearby tree and charges nigger at full speed

Varg then proceeded to buttrape Nigger, while Janny warched from behind a tree.

but little did the moose know the nig could run faster

depends and the balloon type it can get pretty slippery inside with water plus it could be more solid than a regular balloon

the Moose shouted "have sex Incel" as it charged
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He dodged the attack and ran to the nearest gloryhole instead

"ill be safe in here for awhile" nigger audibly says to himself. finally able to relax he pulls out his favorite

bong out of his anus

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And proceeds to smoke DUDE WEED LMAO

Reply to this post or the chain ends

The snoop Duterte appears and says

then he shits some more

Then le monke came kkkkkklkk

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sneed

the nigger that stole my bike

and then janny came and shut down the thread

I'm here to say the N word

The janitor was very sad.

Then the nigger stands up and says "hang on guys i need to take my autism medicine"

a naked black kid starts tugging his pants

"shitting in a bucket is completely natural" said Varg "just like my vikang forebears did, I bet they didn't wipe either" as he pulled up his pants.

"do you have a home, lil nigglet?" the little naked black kids says no and does a double backlip

*it ain't me starts playing*

Then the moose died a horrible screaming death for the sin of homosexuality

AAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH

The nigger then proceeded to take of all his clothes, revealing his 8 inch erection, while laying down on the ground and doing a splash attack while saying "karp karp"

the cops appear

Varg gets shot in the confusion

the thread of prophecy is severed

and then a black QUEEN farted on his mouth

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The nig screams "KARA BOGA" and charges the cops.

But to top it all off ...

he was erect, 12 inches thicc penis

so the policeman bravely fired his weapon, aiming for the king nigger's genitals, the bullet hit the head of the penis, the nigger's screams of agony filled the neighborhood

he impales one of the cops with his 12 inch penis

and then he cums so hard he kills 0 wh*Teys in 1 cum shot that was empowered by the black QUEEN's fart energy

Which results in the cops wallet falling from him, attracting a nearby pack of feral niggers

A second bullet ricocheted off his gigantic balls of steel.

And he new he the Holocaust could not have happened as it was described in history books, and there had to be a reason why he was forbidden from talking about it. That's why...

two metres tall ripped homosexual pianist from Tajikistan looked with pity at the whole spectacle

...he realized he was merely the character of a story written by utter, complete autists, and he decided to rebel.

his cellphone beeps - (You) got a new reply! - "it's Jow Forums talking about black cocks again, god I just want to die"

and then he fucked scarjo and he realized, she was shit.

Then something very unexpected happened, a fancy german car stopped, and out of it came a city slicker wearing gucci loafers.

he sharts in pleasure

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town

and everyone clapped

The man with the German car exclaims:

An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby. Til the day I fucking die. YES!!! Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game. MotherFUCKERS! And I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yeah it's this one. Right here IT'S THIS ONE! My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12. Right here. YES!!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus - I'mma have to find the actual whole vid of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS? I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait I wait... Right when he starts firing to try to backboost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE! FIFTY! FOURTY-NINE! MWH FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT! Fucking PUMPED watching this one again. I waited the cinema too 'cause i said oh my God it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off. YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING LEGEND. I'm a FUCKING legend. (YES!) I am a fucking legend.

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

IM PREZTEL RICK

The Jew jewishly drank some water while looking at the g*rm right in the eyes, and then smirked.

and then he sharted a wet, warm, comfy smelling soft turd. THE END.

This cant be the end. What happens to the nig and varg?

Varg got his YouTube channel blacked by Nig. THE END.

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