>be me
>nice cool day
>decide to take a walk through town
>see a guy standing there, looking pretty lost
>say "hey can i help you, you look kinda lost" in german
>he doesn't understand
>starts talking english
>obviously american
>i ask again, this time in english
>he looks at me with teary eyes
>"i'm looking for my foreskin"
>proceeds to shart himslef
>claps
Why are americans like this?
Amerifats BTFO
Ok, for a very short moment you had me there
So this is the famed "German humor". It's quite something.
Seething
Yes
I don't think you know what that word means, user.
He definitely does, you are most certainly seething, if you didn't evaporate and turn into lard vapor already.
OH NO NO NO NO HE IS SEETHING EVEN MORE
*yawn*. can you yuropoors come up with something new already?
>imagine being THIS mad over a Jow Forums thread
i'm not mad, just bored with these same old worn out jokes.
OH NONON
>i'm not mad, just bored with these same old worn out jokes.
The only thing worn out are the wheels on your start cart
Shart*
excuse my European brothers they are very autistic.
But you area fat, dick snipped sharting in the mart mutt so you cant really blame them.
GIVE MY MY FORESKIN BACK AAAAAAAAAAA
ive legitimately broke my hand and have gotten stitches on my forearm from raging at Jow Forums before. that was two years ago though, i dont take things so seriously anymore. people need to realize these people dont know the real you and are mostly just trying to bait you to get you mad, cant let them win. just close Jow Forums for the day if it makes your heart start racing, alot healthier than trying to win against the mean anons
No wonder the average mental age of Jow Forums is 12.
>raging at Jow Forums
>ive legitimately broke my hand and have gotten stitches on my forearm from raging at Jow Forums before
No wonder the average mental age of American posters in this site is 5.6
Log in, mr Zadornov
>ive legitimately broke my hand and have gotten stitches on my forearm from raging at Jow Forums before
you aight YTboi
DO THEY REALLY???
Lacking any shred of self-awareness.
>he actually clapped so hard after sharting himself and getting shot it broke his hand
Yeah, I don't understand why self-awareness is such a difficult trait to attain for so many Americans, it's not even that hard, just try imagining how you would react to something if it was made by a non-American flair.
well people were making fun of a picture i posted of myself and room, they were insulting very real things about me, and wouldnt listen to me that it was a bad picture of me and some ironic items i had that i didnt even buy but were gifts. it really made my self esteem become damaged for awhile. i changed my hair style too which people were making fun of but it was a good idea because some girls are smiling at me since, so sometimes i thank the honesty of this place. definitely dont post pictures here if you're insecure. i hope no one else has been bullied like that it was more extreme than i usually see. idk, ive matured since then, you cant expect someone in their early twenties to be level headed.
Go somewhere where you are wanted
Post the pic here mate
This
This
Oh no no no this cant be happening
oh hell no. you guys will just make fun of me extra hard just to be mean
fuming
Extremely Lmao, Hans. amerimutts eternally BTFO.
Brandon Tarrant is the son of two Jewish brits.
please.
I wont.