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Because every other country makes their own threads why shouldn't we?

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You don't need a general you dumb fucking seppo. Generals are cancer

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It won't work, but I'll bite.
NJ reporting in.

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Hello, I'm a honorary American.

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America needs state flags so I can filter all flyovers (any state that is not NY or Cali)

Garden state. Nice.

Iowa here, more hogs than humans and our monuments are made of corn.

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t. About to be nuked into oblivion

>You don't need a general you dumb fucking seppo. Generals are cancer

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he's not wrong tho.

Jow Forums is the US general thread

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Are all midwest states like that? I know a guy from Kentucky that went to Idaho and he said there was nothing to do.
It was a gift.
I was born in New York and moved here when I was younger.

think of it this way. Americans shitpost in every thread baiting shit like

"Do you guys microwave your water?" and "How come British people speak English?"

Let us wallow in our own Ameriposting.

Also, go fight in your civil war, we finished ours and are here to post.

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>3rd american general
fucking obese retard kys

>Generals are cancer

Somebody should've stopped this shit from the fucking beginning.

We don't have those because we're not monumental cucks like you

Australian women got Americanized during WWII

The South will rise again

not really. ohio, michigan, indiana, chicago, and wisconsin are all industrial powerhouses.

Nebraska the Dakotas and the rest are fields of corn.

Iowa is in the middle of the two

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Let Texas become independent

oops did I forget that Chicago isn't a state? So did all of Illinois.

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fuck Santa Anna

remember Alamo

1836 best year of life

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Based.
Sounds comfy. How is the internet up there? Is it as bad as people say it is?

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It's ok. At one point last year the internet was cut off for at least 12 hours so I had to use my phone for everything.

have a smug Lee, Dixiebro

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>/USA/ general
So it’s in spanish or english?

You faggots literally make that thread all the time and it's worse than /brit/ which is really saying something

Idk what language do they speak in the Falklands?

>seppo
Is this supposed to be an insult?

They genuinely think so, which is hilarious.

vergacruz reporting

why do australians add "O" to everything?

we didn't annex you during the Mexican-American war.

We will for the second one though.

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French

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Shut up Louisiana you speak English now!

Muslim

Is it true Californians are currently moving in droves to Arizona and Texas? Be careful, they ruined Washington by making it a DUDE WEED LMAO state.

I needed a mobility scooter to scroll down here

They are doing it now with Texas because taxes are too high in Cali and Texas is the fastest growing economy in the states. At least the illegals can't vote for Democrats here.

They also think Austin represents all of Texas and go "Wow, Texas is just like California just with a different vibe!" and it makes me want to strangle them.

Source: Texan

well just make sure to return it before you leave with your juicy bit Orange juice from Walmart.

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Good thing Texas is big and has a great sense of identity, I was worried about it after some American family members told me about it.

Eh, sorta. I'm East Texan and I can definitely say West Texan and Panhandle Texan is a different breed.

Thankfully we're all Texan, Even the Tejanos down south Hate the Calis and Chicanos.

I'm moving to the US soon, I'm tired of Yurop. Thanks mom for giving me citizenship when I was born.
I feel bad for Arizona, they were essentially a mini-Texas and now they've been fucked.

General threads are for cultureless cringelords

is right

I hate having to hover over your flag to determine whether you're Egypt or Iraq

where you moving to?

Also, welcome home.

we did that but then you invaded them due to slavery

AZ was never mini-Texas and has it way better than them at this point.

this board is literally the same stupid shit every day

it says a lot that generals are better than 99% of what's posted here

>pulp is actually fiction

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>it says a lot that generals are better than 99% of what's posted here
you have never been to /brit/, it's literally worse than normie social media and Jow Forums put together.

generals are basically just chatrooms

I lived in a shitholey house for a year in Indiana so I'm wondering if I can keep that or if it has burned down. Either that or a southern state like Florida or Texas because God bless guns and BBQ.

Have you been to the netherlands thread?

All they do is say "kanker" and when an American posts there they go on a big anti America circlejerk full of 2016 memes that takes over the whole thread

Thank you, fellow Dixie. Have this Dixiechad image, I made it myself.
Based.
Prepared to br lumped in with Mexicans.

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I've been called Zhang at least 3 times on this board.

Texas BBQ is superior to all other BBQ.

Brisket game is strong down here.

Also just a tip if you end up living in Texas, don't touch the armadillos. They have leprosy.

I'll just explain that I haven't opened any taco stand with my pregnant illegal wife

i.e. cancer

yes but they accepted me as a brother since my ancestors came here in 1640 from Friesland :^)

Zhang

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why would you want even lower quality posts

stop responding to bait, you weak-willed marmaduke

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I tried that and my ancestors came here in 1911.

All I got was hate lol

>came here in 1911.
They probably thought you were a pistol and got scared

FUCK IOWA
especially Council Bl*ffs meth zombie bitches that come over and have the driving ability of a paraplegic toddler

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You guys think the N on your helmet stands for knowledge.

Everyone else knows that it stands for nothing.

Welcome to the thread permanent second place in corn

also imagine having a blue background + state seal as a flag lmao

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don't bully our little brother

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ah yes, the abusive yet overprotecting older brother who colonized Iowa City.

Go cubs.

People are freaking out about Attack on Titan this week, should I watch it bros?

Who cares about sports, they're for faggots who like watching little boys play with gravity for 2 hour segments.

Corn is what truly matters in life.

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USA!
USA!
USA!

W-what will you d-do to me senpai?

thanks for the emotional support, but I already paid for my shrink ($200 per hour for ASMR-whispering "USA" in my ear once every 5 minutes)

Greetings comrade.

delete reggaeton and you get statehood, my nigga

If I could I would do it right now familia
Nothing of value would be lost

learn English and become a state or forever be a colony. Regardless we will still beat your island till it bruises for not being Cuba, which we wanted.

You are the one getting annexed

MA here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
athletes should be region locked imo
but who cares about sports

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hard but true truth

Maine here, agree
Also stop letting NJ and PA use your highways to come here

Norf, midul, or souf?
I live in the middle of NJ in Middlesex.

Which city of the USA would be the ideal for me?

> I like Major League Soccer
> Hates the NFL, Hates the NBA, Hates the MLB and Hates the NHL
> do not drive
> use public transport and also walk
> I live with my mother and my older brothers
> I'm not racist
> I surf a lot on the internet
> I hate alcholic drinks
> I hate cigarettes
> I hate Drugs

America is essentially a fraternity. And in American fraternities you get hazed before you become accepted. We will haze your people until they learn to be Americans like everyone else.

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No problem bro, if you can pass the spice test I promise to treat you well as my pet

niggeroit

yeah I wish we could
it seems like you are moving to the wrong country lol